Mom

S1 E18
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Season 1  "Sonograms and Tube Tops"  1x18

Aired 7 years ago - Mar 03, 2014

Christy plans a baby shower for Violet, who is nervous about becoming a mom. Meanwhile, Bonnie scores a new life-coaching client.

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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 1
but come on, it's not like she's doing this alone.
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all the things I wish somebody did for me.
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and I want the walk-in cleaned from top to bottom.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 5
When I realized there was a four-star review in his pants.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 6
- Just the stuff that's left over. - That's the stuff I usually steal.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 7
a shrimp platter, carpaccio, and, uh... ah...
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 8
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It does make me nervous, having to beg food for a baby shower.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 10
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- Excel? - At what?
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Well, maybe the problem is... Wait, you live with your mother?
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What stopped you is you had no one guiding you,
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but I'm a certified life coach.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 20
but I've had a tremendous amount of success with composers.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 21
Amazing. So... so... so how do we do this?
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 22
- All you're doing is watching them. - Sometimes I vote.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 23
And that's how it's done!
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 24
for being a drunken loser when she was a kid.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 25
I just got a paying client.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 26
Nice. Listen, I decided I don't want to have a party.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 27
Okay. May I ask why?
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- Christy, calm down. - Do not tell me to calm down!
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 31
I'm talking to both of you. You had her when you were my age,
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 32
you're all alone, and you're waiting tables.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 33
I want to go to school, I want a career!
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 34
I don't know what to say. Excuse me.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 35
What does Luke say about this?
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 36
Maybe I'm not a life coach.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 37
- Crème brûlée? - Thanks.
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"Violet, honey, please pass the peas to your sister-daughter."
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 39
What about all the mistakes you made?
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 40
Have you ever stopped to think about what life is gonna be like
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Don't forget you're taking your granddaughter to school today.
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Come on!
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 46
Hey! Who's gonna take me to my parole hearing?
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- I want to apologize for being selfish. - I like where you'r going.
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I wouldn't pass out at a PTA meeting... at the wrong school.
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What's really messed up is that I didn't realize

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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 2
all the things I wish somebody did for me.
#2
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and I want the walk-in cleaned from top to bottom.
#4
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When I realized there was a four-star review in his pants.
#5
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 6
- Just the stuff that's left over. - That's the stuff I usually steal.
#6
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 7
a shrimp platter, carpaccio, and, uh... ah...
#7
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It does make me nervous, having to beg food for a baby shower.
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- Excel? - At what?
#13
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Well, maybe the problem is... Wait, you live with your mother?
#16
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What stopped you is you had no one guiding you,
#18
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but I'm a certified life coach.
#19
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 20
but I've had a tremendous amount of success with composers.
#20
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 21
Amazing. So... so... so how do we do this?
#21
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- All you're doing is watching them. - Sometimes I vote.
#22
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And that's how it's done!
#23
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for being a drunken loser when she was a kid.
#24
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I just got a paying client.
#25
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Nice. Listen, I decided I don't want to have a party.
#26
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Okay. May I ask why?
#27
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- Christy, calm down. - Do not tell me to calm down!
#30
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I'm talking to both of you. You had her when you were my age,
#31
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you're all alone, and you're waiting tables.
#32
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I want to go to school, I want a career!
#33
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I don't know what to say. Excuse me.
#34
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What does Luke say about this?
#35
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 36
Maybe I'm not a life coach.
#36
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 37
- Crème brûlée? - Thanks.
#37
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 38
"Violet, honey, please pass the peas to your sister-daughter."
#38
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 39
What about all the mistakes you made?
#39
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Have you ever stopped to think about what life is gonna be like
#40
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Don't forget you're taking your granddaughter to school today.
#43
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Come on!
#45
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Hey! Who's gonna take me to my parole hearing?
#46
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- I want to apologize for being selfish. - I like where you'r going.
#48
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I wouldn't pass out at a PTA meeting... at the wrong school.
#49
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What's really messed up is that I didn't realize
#50