Mom

S1 E12
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Season 1  "Corned Beef and Handcuffs"  1x12

Aired 7 years ago - Dec 16, 2013

Christy gets stuck in the middle when Bonnie and Chef Rudy start dating.

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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 1
When I walked out of that coffee shop, my testicles were on fire.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2
There's a little crazy up in them thar hills.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
I'm probably going to regret this, but...
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
- I do. - So, do you think they'll hit it off?
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6
My Grandfather would sure love it if she met somebody.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
- Well, you must be Violet. - No, I-I'm Luke.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8
I wouldn't mind a glass of Pinot Grigio.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
Do you have pets?
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 11
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12
I got to tell you, if I'm smelling it, I'm not feeling it.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13
Salty, sweet, savory, sour...
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14
But the real magic happens when we start to combine flavors.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
- You can't help yourself, can you? - It's very hard.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16
until one was driven deep inside the other.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
I worked the late shift; there's a lot of time to screw around.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18
- Never. - Impressive.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20
You know, next to great food,
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 22
- And... you ready? - Do it.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 23
Eel?
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 24
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
See a movie, shop at the flea market,
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26
Oh, please. Self-respect is for women who spend Saturday night
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
Did it ever occur to you that what happened last night
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
create a third thing which... never existed before.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30
Well, I was gonna be a gentleman
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
you and I maintain a professional relationship here.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32
on a tiny toy train that choo-choos into the dining room.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33
I thought the two of you made "a third thing".
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34
Oh, god, no. Well, never say never.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35
You know, the usual.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36
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- What'd you do tonight? - What do you care?
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38
All right, what's going on?
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39
And, you know... he's a giant douche.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40
so that jerk could suckle on a pretty red toe.
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It's like she doesn't know me at all.
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- Hello, Rudolph. - Bonnie.
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But not physically, because... you might like that.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46
"1957 Château Latour." Ooh, sounds fancy.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47
I will attempt to juggle three bottles of...
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 48
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 49
Mom?
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who's sick in the hospital.

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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2
There's a little crazy up in them thar hills.
#2
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
I'm probably going to regret this, but...
#3
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- I do. - So, do you think they'll hit it off?
#5
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6
My Grandfather would sure love it if she met somebody.
#6
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
- Well, you must be Violet. - No, I-I'm Luke.
#7
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8
I wouldn't mind a glass of Pinot Grigio.
#8
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
Do you have pets?
#9
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I got to tell you, if I'm smelling it, I'm not feeling it.
#12
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13
Salty, sweet, savory, sour...
#13
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14
But the real magic happens when we start to combine flavors.
#14
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
- You can't help yourself, can you? - It's very hard.
#15
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until one was driven deep inside the other.
#16
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
I worked the late shift; there's a lot of time to screw around.
#17
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- Never. - Impressive.
#18
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You know, next to great food,
#20
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- And... you ready? - Do it.
#22
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Eel?
#23
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See a movie, shop at the flea market,
#25
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Oh, please. Self-respect is for women who spend Saturday night
#26
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
Did it ever occur to you that what happened last night
#27
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
create a third thing which... never existed before.
#28
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Well, I was gonna be a gentleman
#30
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you and I maintain a professional relationship here.
#31
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32
on a tiny toy train that choo-choos into the dining room.
#32
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33
I thought the two of you made "a third thing".
#33
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34
Oh, god, no. Well, never say never.
#34
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35
You know, the usual.
#35
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- What'd you do tonight? - What do you care?
#37
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All right, what's going on?
#38
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39
And, you know... he's a giant douche.
#39
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so that jerk could suckle on a pretty red toe.
#40
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It's like she doesn't know me at all.
#43
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- Hello, Rudolph. - Bonnie.
#44
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 45
But not physically, because... you might like that.
#45
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46
"1957 Château Latour." Ooh, sounds fancy.
#46
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47
I will attempt to juggle three bottles of...
#47
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Mom?
#49
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who's sick in the hospital.
#50