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Season 1  "Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus"  1x20

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 24, 2014

Christy and Bonnie try to make sure everything goes smoothly when Violet finds the perfect couple to adopt her baby.

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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 1
and I'm trying to be strong for her.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 2
I was in charge of the cookies and the whole grandma thing
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 3
inappropriately by your babysitter, but I don't remember your name.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 4
for your daughter, I'd like to offer my services.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 5
- And you, of course! - How much do you charge?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 6
and you're questioning the need for a lawyer?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 7
Oh, God, he's a drunk?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 8
Hmm. Would you mind if I talked to him?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 9
- Hey, Luke. - Oh, hi!
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 10
- Okay, then, I'll take a cheeseburger. - One cheeseburger.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 11
If you get the large Coke, it's 50 cents cheaper
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 12
That's $4.28.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 13
Coincidence? I think not.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 14
You get what you pay for, honey.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 15
I've never practiced law without being loaded.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 16
Okay, that's the Taylors. Nobody be themselves.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 17
I was in the mood for a Happy Slappy Meal.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 18
Knock, knock.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 19
Hey. Oh, um... sorry about the sweaty hands,
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 20
Please, come, sit down.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 21
You're in luck. We have one.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 22
She wanted to go with the Helvetica font,
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 23
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 24
She has a tilted uterus, and I have a low sperm count.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 25
Please go back to fonts.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 26
No way. I love Clumsy Monkey.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 27
Anyway, we just want you to know that if you do choose us,
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 28
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 29
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 30
We've been through this before.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 31
Well, we certainly understand that.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 32
with an empty baby seat in the back of the car.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 33
I better go check on Violet.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 34
- What you doing? - Tossing out all this college crap.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 35
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 36
Yeah, but he's cool weird.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 37
- You know what I mean. - I do. And I'm letting it go.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 38
Sorry to break this up, but we've got a lawyer on the roof.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 39
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 40
- What are you doing here? - I need to talk.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 41
The reason I don't want to give the baby up
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 42
Oh, sweetie, that's the wrong reason to keep the baby.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 43
that if you use this kid as a bargaining chip,
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 44
and become a preacher.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 45
- You're sure you're okay with all this? - Yeah.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 46
Easy.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 47
- Thanks. - Thanks.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 48
- Can somebody give me a lift? - You don't have a car?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 49
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 50
- I can't wait for this to be over. - I know.

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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 2
I was in charge of the cookies and the whole grandma thing
#2 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 3
inappropriately by your babysitter, but I don't remember your name.
#3 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 4
for your daughter, I'd like to offer my services.
#4 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 5
- And you, of course! - How much do you charge?
#5 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 6
and you're questioning the need for a lawyer?
#6 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 7
Oh, God, he's a drunk?
#7 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 8
Hmm. Would you mind if I talked to him?
#8 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 9
- Hey, Luke. - Oh, hi!
#9 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 10
- Okay, then, I'll take a cheeseburger. - One cheeseburger.
#10 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 11
If you get the large Coke, it's 50 cents cheaper
#11 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 12
That's $4.28.
#12 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 13
Coincidence? I think not.
#13 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 14
You get what you pay for, honey.
#14 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 15
I've never practiced law without being loaded.
#15 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 16
Okay, that's the Taylors. Nobody be themselves.
#16 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 17
I was in the mood for a Happy Slappy Meal.
#17 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 18
Knock, knock.
#18 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 19
Hey. Oh, um... sorry about the sweaty hands,
#19 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 20
Please, come, sit down.
#20 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 21
You're in luck. We have one.
#21 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 22
She wanted to go with the Helvetica font,
#22 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 23 #23 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 24
She has a tilted uterus, and I have a low sperm count.
#24 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 25
Please go back to fonts.
#25 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 26
No way. I love Clumsy Monkey.
#26 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 27
Anyway, we just want you to know that if you do choose us,
#27 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 28 #28 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 29 #29 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 30
We've been through this before.
#30 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 31
Well, we certainly understand that.
#31 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 32
with an empty baby seat in the back of the car.
#32 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 33
I better go check on Violet.
#33 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 34
- What you doing? - Tossing out all this college crap.
#34 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 35 #35 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 36
Yeah, but he's cool weird.
#36 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 37
- You know what I mean. - I do. And I'm letting it go.
#37 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 38
Sorry to break this up, but we've got a lawyer on the roof.
#38 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 39 #39 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 40
- What are you doing here? - I need to talk.
#40 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 41
The reason I don't want to give the baby up
#41 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 42
Oh, sweetie, that's the wrong reason to keep the baby.
#42 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 43
that if you use this kid as a bargaining chip,
#43 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 44
and become a preacher.
#44 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 45
- You're sure you're okay with all this? - Yeah.
#45 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 46
Easy.
#46 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 47
- Thanks. - Thanks.
#47 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 48
- Can somebody give me a lift? - You don't have a car?
#48 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 49 #49 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 50
- I can't wait for this to be over. - I know.
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