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Season 1  "Corned Beef and Handcuffs"  1x12

Aired 11 years ago - Dec 16, 2013

Christy gets stuck in the middle when Bonnie and Chef Rudy start dating.

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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 1
When I walked out of that coffee shop, my testicles were on fire.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2
There's a little crazy up in them thar hills.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
I'm probably going to regret this, but...
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
- I do. - So, do you think they'll hit it off?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6
My Grandfather would sure love it if she met somebody.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
- Well, you must be Violet. - No, I-I'm Luke.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8
I wouldn't mind a glass of Pinot Grigio.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
Do you have pets?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 11
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12
I got to tell you, if I'm smelling it, I'm not feeling it.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13
Salty, sweet, savory, sour...
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14
But the real magic happens when we start to combine flavors.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
- You can't help yourself, can you? - It's very hard.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16
until one was driven deep inside the other.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
I worked the late shift; there's a lot of time to screw around.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18
- Never. - Impressive.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20
You know, next to great food,
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 22
- And... you ready? - Do it.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 23
Eel?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 24
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
See a movie, shop at the flea market,
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26
Oh, please. Self-respect is for women who spend Saturday night
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
Did it ever occur to you that what happened last night
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
create a third thing which... never existed before.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30
Well, I was gonna be a gentleman
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
you and I maintain a professional relationship here.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32
on a tiny toy train that choo-choos into the dining room.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33
I thought the two of you made "a third thing".
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34
Oh, god, no. Well, never say never.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35
You know, the usual.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 37
- What'd you do tonight? - What do you care?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38
All right, what's going on?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39
And, you know... he's a giant douche.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40
so that jerk could suckle on a pretty red toe.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 41
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 42
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 43
It's like she doesn't know me at all.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 44
- Hello, Rudolph. - Bonnie.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 45
But not physically, because... you might like that.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46
"1957 Château Latour." Ooh, sounds fancy.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47
I will attempt to juggle three bottles of...
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 48
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 49
Mom?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 50
who's sick in the hospital.

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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2
There's a little crazy up in them thar hills.
#2 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
I'm probably going to regret this, but...
#3 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4 #4 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
- I do. - So, do you think they'll hit it off?
#5 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6
My Grandfather would sure love it if she met somebody.
#6 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
- Well, you must be Violet. - No, I-I'm Luke.
#7 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8
I wouldn't mind a glass of Pinot Grigio.
#8 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
Do you have pets?
#9 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10 #10 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 11 #11 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12
I got to tell you, if I'm smelling it, I'm not feeling it.
#12 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13
Salty, sweet, savory, sour...
#13 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14
But the real magic happens when we start to combine flavors.
#14 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
- You can't help yourself, can you? - It's very hard.
#15 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16
until one was driven deep inside the other.
#16 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
I worked the late shift; there's a lot of time to screw around.
#17 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18
- Never. - Impressive.
#18 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19 #19 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20
You know, next to great food,
#20 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21 #21 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 22
- And... you ready? - Do it.
#22 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 23
Eel?
#23 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 24 #24 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
See a movie, shop at the flea market,
#25 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26
Oh, please. Self-respect is for women who spend Saturday night
#26 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
Did it ever occur to you that what happened last night
#27 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
create a third thing which... never existed before.
#28 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29 #29 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30
Well, I was gonna be a gentleman
#30 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
you and I maintain a professional relationship here.
#31 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32
on a tiny toy train that choo-choos into the dining room.
#32 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33
I thought the two of you made "a third thing".
#33 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34
Oh, god, no. Well, never say never.
#34 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35
You know, the usual.
#35 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36 #36 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 37
- What'd you do tonight? - What do you care?
#37 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38
All right, what's going on?
#38 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39
And, you know... he's a giant douche.
#39 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40
so that jerk could suckle on a pretty red toe.
#40 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 41 #41 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 42 #42 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 43
It's like she doesn't know me at all.
#43 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 44
- Hello, Rudolph. - Bonnie.
#44 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 45
But not physically, because... you might like that.
#45 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46
"1957 Château Latour." Ooh, sounds fancy.
#46 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47
I will attempt to juggle three bottles of...
#47 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 48 #48 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 49
Mom?
#49 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 50
who's sick in the hospital.
#50