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Season 6  "Kid Life Crisis"  6x13

Aired 4 years ago - Jan 21, 2020

The Johnsons go on vacation at an all-inclusive beach resort in paradise. Dre and Bow meet a couple without kids and live a kidless fantasy for a while. Junior catches the eye of a cute girl and vies for her attention. Jack gets the flu.

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Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 1
- Johnsonville. - Man, we really need this, Mom,
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 2
Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 3
Come on! It's a family vacation!
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 4
They're not on the clock.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 5
They look like they're having such a nice vacation.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 6
We are paying for this vacation.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 7
I'm so sorry about that.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 8
kick back, and reward yourself for all of your successes.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 9
Well, maybe I'll catch up with you later, then.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 10
and five minutes where Devante locked himself in the bathroom,
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 11
I'm just saying... they've got butter, they've got noodles.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 12
- Yes. - Welp, it is about that time.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 13
All we wanted was one nice family dinner,
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 14
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 15
And you know what we're about to do, Junior?
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 16
You are the parent now.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 17
- This place is sexy. - Yeah, it is.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 18
- Mm. Babe, look. - Mm?
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 19
- Doing all right? - So, what are we celebrating?
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 20
So, how did you guys abandon your children?
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 21
Ohh!
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 22
- There it is. - That's right.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 23
...until we fall asleep.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 24
- Yeah. Sorry. - Yeah.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 25
- Good night. - Good night.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 26
I know, right? Come on. It's so sweet.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 27
♪ I wanna get lost... ♪
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 28
Oh, I-I don't know if I can get up there alone.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 29
She already left. She's worse than I am.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 30
Please take me back.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 31
Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 32
Oh, we had a ball.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 33
And I checked up on Diane,
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 34
My ass is done working itself off.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 35
Tonight, Daddy's gonna get indigestion.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 36
- Directly behind you... - Okay.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 37
Fathers don't feed daughters oysters, Bow.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 38
- Let's run away. - Ooh.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 39
Can you imagine Devante with a little beret?
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 40
No water slides, no... no butter noodles,
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 41
Mm...
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 42
Uh, please send my French fries to the pool.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 43
I dropped it on the ground.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 44
But going away, just the two of us...
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 45
when I'm away from the kids even if it's for work.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 46
even if it's with you, it just feels selfish.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 47
Oh, my God.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 48
They can all have middle seats, for all I care.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 49
Mm!
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 50
Thanks for taking such good care of me, Junior.
 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 51
Eh, put something simple on the TV.

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Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 2 #2 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 3
Come on! It's a family vacation!
#3 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 4
They're not on the clock.
#4 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 5
They look like they're having such a nice vacation.
#5 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 6
We are paying for this vacation.
#6 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 7
I'm so sorry about that.
#7 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 8
kick back, and reward yourself for all of your successes.
#8 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 9
Well, maybe I'll catch up with you later, then.
#9 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 10
and five minutes where Devante locked himself in the bathroom,
#10 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 11
I'm just saying... they've got butter, they've got noodles.
#11 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 12
- Yes. - Welp, it is about that time.
#12 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 13
All we wanted was one nice family dinner,
#13 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 14
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
#14 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 15
And you know what we're about to do, Junior?
#15 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 16
You are the parent now.
#16 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 17
- This place is sexy. - Yeah, it is.
#17 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 18
- Mm. Babe, look. - Mm?
#18 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 19
- Doing all right? - So, what are we celebrating?
#19 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 20
So, how did you guys abandon your children?
#20 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 21
Ohh!
#21 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 22
- There it is. - That's right.
#22 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 23
...until we fall asleep.
#23 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 24
- Yeah. Sorry. - Yeah.
#24 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 25
- Good night. - Good night.
#25 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 26
I know, right? Come on. It's so sweet.
#26 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 27
♪ I wanna get lost... ♪
#27 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 28
Oh, I-I don't know if I can get up there alone.
#28 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 29
She already left. She's worse than I am.
#29 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 30
Please take me back.
#30 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 31 #31 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 32
Oh, we had a ball.
#32 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 33
And I checked up on Diane,
#33 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 34
My ass is done working itself off.
#34 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 35
Tonight, Daddy's gonna get indigestion.
#35 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 36
- Directly behind you... - Okay.
#36 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 37
Fathers don't feed daughters oysters, Bow.
#37 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 38
- Let's run away. - Ooh.
#38 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 39
Can you imagine Devante with a little beret?
#39 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 40
No water slides, no... no butter noodles,
#40 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 41
Mm...
#41 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 42
Uh, please send my French fries to the pool.
#42 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 43
I dropped it on the ground.
#43 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 44
But going away, just the two of us...
#44 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 45
when I'm away from the kids even if it's for work.
#45 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 46
even if it's with you, it just feels selfish.
#46 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 47
Oh, my God.
#47 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 48
They can all have middle seats, for all I care.
#48 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 49
Mm!
#49 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 50
Thanks for taking such good care of me, Junior.
#50 Recap of black-ish Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 51
Eh, put something simple on the TV.
#51