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Season 9  "Tractors"  9x5

Aired 12 years ago - Feb 25, 2007

Top Gear presents to you the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640. In an attempt to find an alternative source of fuel Top Gear goes green. Also this week, Jeremy makes a public information film. To the absolute delight of Jeremy, Kristin Scott Thomas is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.

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Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 1
You might think it's OK because your granddads alway doing it
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 2
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Alway wear this.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 4
I have a picture of it and it's a thing of beauty, isn't it?
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 5
I'm besotted with it.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 6
sports seats, low profile tyres, whole nine yards
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 7
- Is it? - Yeah.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 8
the Fiat Panda, I think I'm right in saying
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 9
And they said "Yes, yes. Of course you can. Come on off we go."
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 10
That might have something to do with
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 11
Well the best of all is it's got this computer, OK.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 12
It... It didn't look that big on my computer, to be honest.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 13
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 14
And he had to find 1st gear
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 15
- Wrong. - You're getting wronger.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 16
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 17
And it's 1 min now, and he hasn't made it to Chicago.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 18
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 19
- No, that's... Jeremy, the slowest wins. - Rubbish.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 20
Nice try, but a bit wet.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 21
the convoy's shaking a bit, shaking a lot.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 22
But now it's time to put a star in our reasonably-priced car.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 23
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 24
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 25
You see, that isn't in the brochure.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 26
I took a chainsaw to it last week, you're machineguning it. Right, Good.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 27
Yeah!
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 28
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 29
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 30
Where do you think you might have come?
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 31
Hyper cars.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 32
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 33
and when you step inside you find
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 34
Taking that away is like taking away the sunshine from a Summer holiday.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 35
This is not a light car, but my God it's fast.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 36
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 37
If you want those break calipers, these things, you want those painting
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 38
You take one liberty with it and trust me on this,
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 39
Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 40
That is quick even moving the camera.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 41
Now, it's Farming Today this week
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 42
And we're gonna plant this, it's oilseed rape.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 43
And then I went over in my sports tractor.
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Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 45
Right, we've divided the field up into 3 equal parts,
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 46
Difflock one, difflock two,
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 47
You've done nothing.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 48
and that sparked one of the great debates of the country side.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 49
With Hammond's 24-ton runabout bearing down on the nearest village,
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 50
I've hit the telegraph pole.

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Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 2 #2 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 3
Alway wear this.
#3
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 4
I have a picture of it and it's a thing of beauty, isn't it?
#4
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 5
I'm besotted with it.
#5
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 6
sports seats, low profile tyres, whole nine yards
#6
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 7
- Is it? - Yeah.
#7
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 8
the Fiat Panda, I think I'm right in saying
#8
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 9
And they said "Yes, yes. Of course you can. Come on off we go."
#9
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 10
That might have something to do with
#10
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 11
Well the best of all is it's got this computer, OK.
#11
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 12
It... It didn't look that big on my computer, to be honest.
#12
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And he had to find 1st gear
#14
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 15
- Wrong. - You're getting wronger.
#15
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 16 #16 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 17
And it's 1 min now, and he hasn't made it to Chicago.
#17
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- No, that's... Jeremy, the slowest wins. - Rubbish.
#19
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 20
Nice try, but a bit wet.
#20
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 21
the convoy's shaking a bit, shaking a lot.
#21
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 22
But now it's time to put a star in our reasonably-priced car.
#22
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 23 #23 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 24 #24 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 25
You see, that isn't in the brochure.
#25
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 26
I took a chainsaw to it last week, you're machineguning it. Right, Good.
#26
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 27
Yeah!
#27
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 28 #28 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 29 #29 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 30
Where do you think you might have come?
#30
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 31
Hyper cars.
#31
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and when you step inside you find
#33
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 34
Taking that away is like taking away the sunshine from a Summer holiday.
#34
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 35
This is not a light car, but my God it's fast.
#35
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 36 #36 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 37
If you want those break calipers, these things, you want those painting
#37
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 38
You take one liberty with it and trust me on this,
#38
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 39
Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks.
#39
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 40
That is quick even moving the camera.
#40
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 41
Now, it's Farming Today this week
#41
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 42
And we're gonna plant this, it's oilseed rape.
#42
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 43
And then I went over in my sports tractor.
#43
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 44 #44 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 45
Right, we've divided the field up into 3 equal parts,
#45
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 46
Difflock one, difflock two,
#46
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 47
You've done nothing.
#47
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 48
and that sparked one of the great debates of the country side.
#48
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 49
With Hammond's 24-ton runabout bearing down on the nearest village,
#49
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I've hit the telegraph pole.
#50