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Season 9  "Golf"  9x2

Aired 12 years ago - Feb 04, 2007

The lads try to play golf whilst testing the Audi TT, the Alfa Romeo Brera and the Mazda RX-8. James attempts to take the Bugatti Veryron up to its maximum speed of 253 mph/407km/h.Hugh Grant is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.

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Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 1
cause nighimare after nightmaire.
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You stand here, you can't actually see the other end
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 3
Here we go. I'm approaching the banking on the top of the circuit
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 4
Going too quick, I can't do the math.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 5
Come on give me one more!
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 6
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 7
Absolutely, yeah.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 8
But the most important thing of course about a Cayenne is
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 9
Err, bar disco and live band.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 10
The actually official photograph that was sent to it by Renault
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 11
that we'll have to tolerate these things,
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 12
now, not retune the radio at 50 miles an hour, OK?
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 13
do U turns on Piccadilly all day long
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 14
One of the top 5 worst cars I've ever driven. VW Golf GT.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 15
Hey, now, Jaguar have made a concept car.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 16
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 17
it's more technical as well.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 18
The ride in the old car was as comfortable as falling down a flight of stairs,
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 19
They are both four-seat coupes,
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 20
using just science and technology and iron filings,
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 21
It's not too slow, it's plenty fast enough...
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 22
So you can crush it mercilessly,
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 23
There're a few disadvantages I admit.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 24
You seem to look like somebody who've done it...
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 25
I just got a hole in 21.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 26
You are completely wrong about the Mazda.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 27
that kind of dithering English man we all know in love
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 28
And great big [beep] cars.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 29
going past making wanker signs at you.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 30
- Yes - And said listen
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 31
But you'd hit quite often.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 32
"I've killed before!"
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 33
it won't follow you.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 34
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 35
funnily enough that was for "golf ball", it was.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 36
um... but uh... it's not easy, it's not easy Jeremy.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 37
Oh [beep]
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 38
- Forty - Yes
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 39
I really really like this Alfa Romeo Brera.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 40
But either of you two got a DSG gearbox.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 41
Cause it's the best all round of the best compromise
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 42
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 43
Did you go to art school?
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 44
Um, one can see influences of the Bauhaus thinking
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 45
It's just not true.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 46
from the 15th century by Josetsu
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 47
The boffins conferred and then called us all in to give their verdicts.
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 48
- Well, they are wrong. - It's only 'cause I've said freedom. That's what we...
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 49
Right over... oh look at that, you see,
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 50
and now you're telling this's got golf rackets in it.

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Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 2
You stand here, you can't actually see the other end
#2
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 3
Here we go. I'm approaching the banking on the top of the circuit
#3
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 4
Going too quick, I can't do the math.
#4
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 5
Come on give me one more!
#5
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 6 #6 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 7
Absolutely, yeah.
#7
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 8
But the most important thing of course about a Cayenne is
#8
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 9
Err, bar disco and live band.
#9
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 10
The actually official photograph that was sent to it by Renault
#10
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 11
that we'll have to tolerate these things,
#11
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 12
now, not retune the radio at 50 miles an hour, OK?
#12
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 13
do U turns on Piccadilly all day long
#13
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 14
One of the top 5 worst cars I've ever driven. VW Golf GT.
#14
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 15
Hey, now, Jaguar have made a concept car.
#15
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 16 #16 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 17
it's more technical as well.
#17
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 18
The ride in the old car was as comfortable as falling down a flight of stairs,
#18
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 19
They are both four-seat coupes,
#19
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 20
using just science and technology and iron filings,
#20
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 21
It's not too slow, it's plenty fast enough...
#21
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 22
So you can crush it mercilessly,
#22
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 23
There're a few disadvantages I admit.
#23
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 24
You seem to look like somebody who've done it...
#24
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 25
I just got a hole in 21.
#25
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 26
You are completely wrong about the Mazda.
#26
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 27
that kind of dithering English man we all know in love
#27
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 28
And great big [beep] cars.
#28
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 29
going past making wanker signs at you.
#29
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 30
- Yes - And said listen
#30
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 31
But you'd hit quite often.
#31
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 32
"I've killed before!"
#32
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it won't follow you.
#33
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funnily enough that was for "golf ball", it was.
#35
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 36
um... but uh... it's not easy, it's not easy Jeremy.
#36
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 37
Oh [beep]
#37
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 38
- Forty - Yes
#38
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 39
I really really like this Alfa Romeo Brera.
#39
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 40
But either of you two got a DSG gearbox.
#40
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 41
Cause it's the best all round of the best compromise
#41
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Did you go to art school?
#43
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 44
Um, one can see influences of the Bauhaus thinking
#44
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 45
It's just not true.
#45
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 46
from the 15th century by Josetsu
#46
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 47
The boffins conferred and then called us all in to give their verdicts.
#47
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 48
- Well, they are wrong. - It's only 'cause I've said freedom. That's what we...
#48
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 49
Right over... oh look at that, you see,
#49
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and now you're telling this's got golf rackets in it.
#50