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Season 9  "Golf"  9x2

Aired 17 years ago - Feb 04, 2007

The lads try to play golf whilst testing the Audi TT, the Alfa Romeo Brera and the Mazda RX-8. James attempts to take the Bugatti Veryron up to its maximum speed of 253 mph/407km/h.Hugh Grant is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.

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Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 1
cause nighimare after nightmaire.
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You stand here, you can't actually see the other end
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 3
Here we go. I'm approaching the banking on the top of the circuit
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 4
Going too quick, I can't do the math.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 5
Come on give me one more!
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 6
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 7
Absolutely, yeah.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 8
But the most important thing of course about a Cayenne is
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 9
Err, bar disco and live band.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 10
The actually official photograph that was sent to it by Renault
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 11
that we'll have to tolerate these things,
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 12
now, not retune the radio at 50 miles an hour, OK?
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 13
do U turns on Piccadilly all day long
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 14
One of the top 5 worst cars I've ever driven. VW Golf GT.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 15
Hey, now, Jaguar have made a concept car.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 16
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 17
it's more technical as well.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 18
The ride in the old car was as comfortable as falling down a flight of stairs,
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 19
They are both four-seat coupes,
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 20
using just science and technology and iron filings,
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 21
It's not too slow, it's plenty fast enough...
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 22
So you can crush it mercilessly,
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 23
There're a few disadvantages I admit.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 24
You seem to look like somebody who've done it...
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 25
I just got a hole in 21.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 26
You are completely wrong about the Mazda.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 27
that kind of dithering English man we all know in love
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 28
And great big [beep] cars.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 29
going past making wanker signs at you.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 30
- Yes - And said listen
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 31
But you'd hit quite often.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 32
"I've killed before!"
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 33
it won't follow you.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 34
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 35
funnily enough that was for "golf ball", it was.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 36
um... but uh... it's not easy, it's not easy Jeremy.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 37
Oh [beep]
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 38
- Forty - Yes
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 39
I really really like this Alfa Romeo Brera.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 40
But either of you two got a DSG gearbox.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 41
Cause it's the best all round of the best compromise
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 42
Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 43
Did you go to art school?
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 44
Um, one can see influences of the Bauhaus thinking
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 45
It's just not true.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 46
from the 15th century by Josetsu
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 47
The boffins conferred and then called us all in to give their verdicts.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 48
- Well, they are wrong. - It's only 'cause I've said freedom. That's what we...
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 49
Right over... oh look at that, you see,
 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 50
and now you're telling this's got golf rackets in it.

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Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 2
You stand here, you can't actually see the other end
#2 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 3
Here we go. I'm approaching the banking on the top of the circuit
#3 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 4
Going too quick, I can't do the math.
#4 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 5
Come on give me one more!
#5 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 6 #6 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 7
Absolutely, yeah.
#7 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 8
But the most important thing of course about a Cayenne is
#8 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 9
Err, bar disco and live band.
#9 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 10
The actually official photograph that was sent to it by Renault
#10 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 11
that we'll have to tolerate these things,
#11 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 12
now, not retune the radio at 50 miles an hour, OK?
#12 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 13
do U turns on Piccadilly all day long
#13 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 14
One of the top 5 worst cars I've ever driven. VW Golf GT.
#14 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 15
Hey, now, Jaguar have made a concept car.
#15 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 16 #16 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 17
it's more technical as well.
#17 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 18
The ride in the old car was as comfortable as falling down a flight of stairs,
#18 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 19
They are both four-seat coupes,
#19 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 20
using just science and technology and iron filings,
#20 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 21
It's not too slow, it's plenty fast enough...
#21 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 22
So you can crush it mercilessly,
#22 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 23
There're a few disadvantages I admit.
#23 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 24
You seem to look like somebody who've done it...
#24 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 25
I just got a hole in 21.
#25 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 26
You are completely wrong about the Mazda.
#26 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 27
that kind of dithering English man we all know in love
#27 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 28
And great big [beep] cars.
#28 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 29
going past making wanker signs at you.
#29 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 30
- Yes - And said listen
#30 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 31
But you'd hit quite often.
#31 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 32
"I've killed before!"
#32 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 33
it won't follow you.
#33 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 34 #34 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 35
funnily enough that was for "golf ball", it was.
#35 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 36
um... but uh... it's not easy, it's not easy Jeremy.
#36 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 37
Oh [beep]
#37 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 38
- Forty - Yes
#38 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 39
I really really like this Alfa Romeo Brera.
#39 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 40
But either of you two got a DSG gearbox.
#40 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 41
Cause it's the best all round of the best compromise
#41 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 42 #42 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 43
Did you go to art school?
#43 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 44
Um, one can see influences of the Bauhaus thinking
#44 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 45
It's just not true.
#45 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 46
from the 15th century by Josetsu
#46 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 47
The boffins conferred and then called us all in to give their verdicts.
#47 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 48
- Well, they are wrong. - It's only 'cause I've said freedom. That's what we...
#48 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 49
Right over... oh look at that, you see,
#49 Recap of Top Gear Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 50
and now you're telling this's got golf rackets in it.
#50