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Season 8  "Archer Dreamland: Gramercy, Halberd!"  8x7

Aired 2 years ago - May 17, 2017

Archer and Trexler try to escape a rampaging Dutch by telling the world's worst knock-knock joke.

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But how? He's like...
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We tried that! Grab the gimp!
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It's three inches of solid... Oh shit!
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- I mean... - Oops!
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- What? - Former! I guess. I don't know.
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Yes! With metal bones! Motor oil for blood!
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Whatever! He doesn't have a heart!
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What? You're the one who crushed his Goddamn ankles!
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Because your final thought on this earth wasn't about how my gun tasted.
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Hmm. Honestly, not that bad. What's that, codeine?
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- No shit. - Easy!
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I'm priapic! From the shock!
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Why're you asking me?
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Because it's English and it's stupid,
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And also... I've lost track of time!
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That halberd was pretty nice.
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- Something's not right. - I'll say.
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If the wheels end up coming off this thing,
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Is the parking brake off?
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Ahem. Fair enough.
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for stealing Trexler's whores!
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Are we gonna stand here all night yanking our Goddamn...
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we wouldn't be... whatever!
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Oh, shit!
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Guess I better not stall.
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No, actually, you'll come with me!
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Kidnapping, conspiracy to commit kidnapping,
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Well. Looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican standoff.
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Both: Shut up.
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Nowhere, apparently!
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Eat a dick, gort.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Ha ha! Holy shit!
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Oh, yeah, what was up with that? She's a t-man!
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And, again, you are all under arrest!
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Oh, yeah? Well, how about that?
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Do you have any idea how bad that is...
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