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Season 8  "Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed"  8x1

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 05, 2017

Archer tries to find out who killed his partner, but accidentally gets in bed with Mother, a notorious L.A. crime boss.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 1
Come to think of it, where were you last night?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 2
I...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 3
Hm. I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that. What...?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 4
You used to sell to this guy.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 5
Right? I mean, who tips their dope dealer?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 6
Hm. Wonder what the other thing was?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 7
Which, clearly, sarcastic.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 8
I do. But what do I call you?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 9
because I'm trying to find out who killed my partner.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 10
So I hear. Hmm.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 11
for his hands-on approach. Maybe.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 12
I guess I found it all stimulating enough.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 13
Mm-hmm. Speak any German?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 14
with one oak leaf and "V" device.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 15
Buck private. And do you know what that tells me?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 16
I... look, I'm just trying to find the bastard
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 17
what would you say if I offered you a job?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 18
Why, is he sick?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 19
I don't care who does the dissolving.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 20
And I'd like to keep them in their current location,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 24
Uh, yeah. Uh, let me start over.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 25
Wow. And you must be an old gypsy woman.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 26
I-I would have thought your tastes
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 27
Bullets? Daily.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 29
You're lucky my ear hurts.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 31
Wait. What the...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 32
Well, or probably after breakfast.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 34
So here I am, headed straight into the belly of the beast.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 35
Well, too bad.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 36
and if I did, he'd be an ocelot.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 37
Hm. Now, what's a nice, unmarked LAPD girl like you
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 38
Some new, improved people-melting acid?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 40
Come on, move it.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 41
Okay, Archer, just stay calm.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 42
No, they're not, they're just...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 43
Jesus Christ... And then white slavery, that's...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 44
Really? No, dickhead.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 45
Son of a bitch!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 47
Wh-what...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 48
whereas your theory is fireworks.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 49
Do you know whose truck this is?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 50
Because when, not if, I find out who you are,

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 2
I...
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 3
Hm. I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that. What...?
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 4
You used to sell to this guy.
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 5
Right? I mean, who tips their dope dealer?
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 6
Hm. Wonder what the other thing was?
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 7
Which, clearly, sarcastic.
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 8
I do. But what do I call you?
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 9
because I'm trying to find out who killed my partner.
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 10
So I hear. Hmm.
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 11
for his hands-on approach. Maybe.
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 12
I guess I found it all stimulating enough.
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 13
Mm-hmm. Speak any German?
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 14
with one oak leaf and "V" device.
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 15
Buck private. And do you know what that tells me?
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 16
I... look, I'm just trying to find the bastard
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 17
what would you say if I offered you a job?
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 18
Why, is he sick?
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 19
I don't care who does the dissolving.
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 20
And I'd like to keep them in their current location,
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 21 #21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 22 #22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 23 #23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 24
Uh, yeah. Uh, let me start over.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 25
Wow. And you must be an old gypsy woman.
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 26
I-I would have thought your tastes
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 27
Bullets? Daily.
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 28 #28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 29
You're lucky my ear hurts.
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Wait. What the...
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 32
Well, or probably after breakfast.
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 33 #33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 34
So here I am, headed straight into the belly of the beast.
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 35
Well, too bad.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 36
and if I did, he'd be an ocelot.
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 37
Hm. Now, what's a nice, unmarked LAPD girl like you
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 38
Some new, improved people-melting acid?
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 39 #39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 40
Come on, move it.
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 41
Okay, Archer, just stay calm.
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 42
No, they're not, they're just...
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 43
Jesus Christ... And then white slavery, that's...
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 44
Really? No, dickhead.
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 45
Son of a bitch!
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 46 #46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 47
Wh-what...
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 48
whereas your theory is fireworks.
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 49
Do you know whose truck this is?
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 50
Because when, not if, I find out who you are,
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