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Season 8

Aired 7 years ago - May 24, 2017

Archer visits Dreamland and receives a big break that leads him to Woodhouse's killer.

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*ARCHER* Season 08 Episode 08 "Archer Dreamland: Auflösung"
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it's really no trouble. I love my work.
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- Well, don't bring it back dirty. - Rrgh!
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- What?: - Mmff! Mmf mmf! Rrmmfmf!
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- I... - Aha! Okay, I got it now. Sit down.
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I think it might be some kinda Hercule Poirot-type deal,
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- I... no, shut up. - What is this all about?
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- You took his! - Well?
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- Burgled. - Whatevered!
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for hijacking my truckload of whores!
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I am gonna go buy a bus, and literally throw you under it,
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- Case in point! - Rrgh?
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an almost unbelievable coincidence.
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- Actually... - Nobody smashes up my club!
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Yeah, so come on, doc, fill 'er up.
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- What're you doing? - Gettin' the hell outta here.
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How, could you possibly think you're the boss of me?
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I'm going as fast as I can!
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Look at you, whining like your little buddy.
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Stop it! Don't you see? You're better than this!
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Ngh!
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Sweet Mother of God!
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Aaghhh! No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! Stop it! No!
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Achtung! Hunden! Aus! Aus!
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Why on earth would you do that?
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Then you go do something!
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Rrrgh. Oh, my God.
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- Should've shot her when I had the chance. - Okay, well,
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- T-man... - Oh, hey, uh...
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- I can explain! - Yes.
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- Not helping! - But if I were undercover,
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That's what I was trying to tell you! When?
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Shhh. You're gonna be okay.
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Well, I blew a load on your dress, so...
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Is she...
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and nobody could possibly survive that!
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On infinite Earths!
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But you have to promise to set
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Just these weird German nudie mags about sports and...
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Oh, right. Sorry, father. Please continue.
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So, I guess I'll see you around.
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Aired 7 years ago - May 17, 2017

Archer and Trexler try to escape a rampaging Dutch by telling the world's worst knock-knock joke.

Aired 7 years ago - May 10, 2017

All roads lead to Len Trexler as Archer and the gang try to avoid unfriendly ghosts.

Aired 7 years ago - May 03, 2017

Dutch becomes a new man while Archer's ransom exchange goes up in smoke.

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How long was I in there?
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Wait. When I got pistol-whipped, I was talking to an English guy.
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which is punishable by...
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and visit upon you an apocalypse of such terror and destruction
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Oh, yeah, that's right. What's it you're leaving to do?
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but I am going to fix this, trust me.
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How many women can one man lose?
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How'd that go?
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Also not great. But more importantly...
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That. Smells like cuy.
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Hang on. Uh, hey, let me see your service weapon.
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it doesn't matter where she is, just where the ransom money is.
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Did you beat a Guinea pig to death
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Hey! Who keeps leaving the Goddamn seat down?
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which, by the way, was a gift,
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with a $10,000 bill?
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we'll arrange for the return of your sister.
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I'm sorry. This is my first kidnapping.
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that's probably why you smell burnt hair.
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- I mean, just weird. - What is?
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- On your own. - Well, yeah.
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Did you have a follow-up to that, or...
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But I'm not working any angle, so...
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Umm...
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- Oh, please! Wait. Seriously? - Get out.
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Now I have no liquor.
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If I wanted your asshole on my mouth,
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but... also because...
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"but I lost it walking here,
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Oh, okay. And by that remark,
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- But a whole fist? - Aaahhh!
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Hey, thanks.
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Yeah. You say that...
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what you did after the payoff.
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in my Nazi Kidnap-Slash-Rape fantasy.
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once I have the money, you're free to go.
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You know, normal bartendery stuff.
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snooping on me, mister.
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- They get... poops? - What?
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All I had today was some cuy.
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Okay, but I have a bad feeling about this.
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I thought I made it pretty clear to the little weirdo
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well... and I'm not paying you any extra.
Aired 7 years ago - Apr 26, 2017

While investigating a kidnapping, Archer reveals too much about Figgis and Krieger reveals too much about his past.

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 19, 2017

Archer tries to escape from jail with the help of a crazed heiress and a dysfunctional jazz quartet.

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What's your long-term plan?
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If you want me to talk him out of this murder rap,
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Or have you singlehandedly
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Dreamland? Do you know Lana Kane?
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Well, murder, but technically,
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I insist you let me share your Marijuana cigarette!
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It's our second offense.
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I swear, i am such a pistol.
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- No, you are not. - Well, I am.
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What do you think about our chances of getting out of here?
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Because it sounded like you said
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No, because I'm going home now, so...
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And where the hell is the bartender?
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I am handsome.
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Look, man, verl's got to be the cop.
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Caw! Caw! Seriously.
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- Exactly. So, you know... - Oh, I get it.
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that a segregated service is just crazy.
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- Wow! - Words fail me.
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- Oh, that's good. That's good, Verl. - Very believable.
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- Complete and total bullshit. - Dress that line, boy!
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So, unless they keep all the fingerprint cards down here...
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A slightly larger truck full of my Chinese whores?
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The heiress to the Vast Vandertunt Publishing Fortune?
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- Where is she? - Downtown, booked in as a Jane Doe.
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What is she talking about?
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Uh, definitely Negro policemen.
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Uh...
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- Eats paper. By the pound. - Mm-hmm. God bless that mess.
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Poovey, come on. Don't do this.
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keep in mind I'm gradually gonna get more tired,
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Lana: Thank you.
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Terrific.
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Yep. He died of Syphilis.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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That's... that's pretty awkward, right?
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Roughly the same as if he finds out
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Yeah. I mean, you're handcuffed to a pipe, so obviously.
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But good luck getting in there without a...
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Uh... oh, prostitutes and, uh, Syphilis. Okay.
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Uh, he goes to see the family doctor. Doctor says,
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"Based on this
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It's a... a prisoner... prisoner transport.
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What?
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because I choose to get into the truck.
Aired 7 years ago - Apr 12, 2017

A mysterious woman hires Archer to fake her death but Archer is unable to rise to the occasion.

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 05, 2017

Archer tries to find out who killed his partner, but accidentally gets in bed with Mother, a notorious L.A. crime boss.