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Season 7  "The Figgis Agency"  7x1

Aired 4 years ago - Mar 31, 2016

Archer breaks into a mansion to repair a Hollywood starlet's honor.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 1
And a B.A. in Criminal Justice.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 2
And I'm sure that's the last time we'll hear anything about that. Not.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 3
- Cyril-- - And... go!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 4
full of rats and throw that bag into the river.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 5
The whole thing is just so...grubby!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 6
I'm not schlepping to Staten Island
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 8
they stole a computer disk with, I suppose
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 9
and wished to arrange its return.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 10
I have every reason.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 11
[all] No.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
[scoffing] Ms. Deane isn't a standard client, Cyril.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 13
Yeah, that's our rate for that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 14
regarding the Italian Prime Minister's murder and dismemberment--
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[all laughing]
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[continues laughing]
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[Archer] Okay, people, listen up.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 18
Well, our-- Okay.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 19
You dick! Hey, shut up!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 20
Okay, Pam, this is our target location.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 21
mechanic, and maybe occasional muscle.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 22
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why'd you mention shellfish? He's allergic!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 24
[sighs] I guess, since we're hourly now.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 25
Duh. And since the front of the house by the road is guarded 24/7,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 26
Ah, that's what the patent office said.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 27
Well, what the heck is that thing?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 28
You know, you guys could help.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 29
[laughs] You realize how ridiculous you are,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 30
Great. Shut your guess-hole. Oh, come on!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 31
[grappling hook whooshes]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 32
was a pile of titanium gears and a shitty weave.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 33
[muttering]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 34
Whatever the hell Ray's doing.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 35
I'm goin' infrared, Lana.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 37
But I admit, I'm cautiously optimistic.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 38
but Sterling was an excellent spy.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 39
Well, I mean, it was kind of a license.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 40
Oww! Archer, lower your voice!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 41
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I always am.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 44
[scoffs] That's 'cause he's my mother's...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 45
[muffled] Archer?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 46
Shh! Ow! Ow...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 47
So, if y'all are done having your little post-fight-makeup-sex-fight--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 48
That's bullshit. How did he know?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 49
Move, you idiots. They got the disk!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 50
No. I ate 'em all. Because we're all gonna get shot.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 2
And I'm sure that's the last time we'll hear anything about that. Not.
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 3
- Cyril-- - And... go!
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 4
full of rats and throw that bag into the river.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 5
The whole thing is just so...grubby!
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 6
I'm not schlepping to Staten Island
#6
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they stole a computer disk with, I suppose
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 9
and wished to arrange its return.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 10
I have every reason.
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 11
[all] No.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
[scoffing] Ms. Deane isn't a standard client, Cyril.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 13
Yeah, that's our rate for that.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 14
regarding the Italian Prime Minister's murder and dismemberment--
#14
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[all laughing]
#15
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[continues laughing]
#16
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[Archer] Okay, people, listen up.
#17
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Well, our-- Okay.
#18
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You dick! Hey, shut up!
#19
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Okay, Pam, this is our target location.
#20
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mechanic, and maybe occasional muscle.
#21
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why'd you mention shellfish? He's allergic!
#23
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[sighs] I guess, since we're hourly now.
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 25
Duh. And since the front of the house by the road is guarded 24/7,
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 26
Ah, that's what the patent office said.
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 27
Well, what the heck is that thing?
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 28
You know, you guys could help.
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 29
[laughs] You realize how ridiculous you are,
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 30
Great. Shut your guess-hole. Oh, come on!
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 31
[grappling hook whooshes]
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 32
was a pile of titanium gears and a shitty weave.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 33
[muttering]
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 34
Whatever the hell Ray's doing.
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 35
I'm goin' infrared, Lana.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 36 #36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 37
But I admit, I'm cautiously optimistic.
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 38
but Sterling was an excellent spy.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 39
Well, I mean, it was kind of a license.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 40
Oww! Archer, lower your voice!
#40
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I always am.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 44
[scoffs] That's 'cause he's my mother's...
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 45
[muffled] Archer?
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 46
Shh! Ow! Ow...
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 47
So, if y'all are done having your little post-fight-makeup-sex-fight--
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 48
That's bullshit. How did he know?
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 49
Move, you idiots. They got the disk!
#49
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No. I ate 'em all. Because we're all gonna get shot.
#50