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Season 7  "The Figgis Agency"  7x1

Aired 9 years ago - Mar 31, 2016

Archer breaks into a mansion to repair a Hollywood starlet's honor.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 1
And a B.A. in Criminal Justice.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 2
And I'm sure that's the last time we'll hear anything about that. Not.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 3
- Cyril-- - And... go!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 4
full of rats and throw that bag into the river.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 5
The whole thing is just so...grubby!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 6
I'm not schlepping to Staten Island
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 8
they stole a computer disk with, I suppose
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 9
and wished to arrange its return.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 10
I have every reason.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 11
[all] No.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
[scoffing] Ms. Deane isn't a standard client, Cyril.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 13
Yeah, that's our rate for that.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 14
regarding the Italian Prime Minister's murder and dismemberment--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 15
[all laughing]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 16
[continues laughing]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 17
[Archer] Okay, people, listen up.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 18
Well, our-- Okay.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 19
You dick! Hey, shut up!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 20
Okay, Pam, this is our target location.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 21
mechanic, and maybe occasional muscle.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 23
why'd you mention shellfish? He's allergic!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 24
[sighs] I guess, since we're hourly now.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 25
Duh. And since the front of the house by the road is guarded 24/7,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 26
Ah, that's what the patent office said.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 27
Well, what the heck is that thing?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 28
You know, you guys could help.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 29
[laughs] You realize how ridiculous you are,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 30
Great. Shut your guess-hole. Oh, come on!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 31
[grappling hook whooshes]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 32
was a pile of titanium gears and a shitty weave.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 33
[muttering]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 34
Whatever the hell Ray's doing.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 35
I'm goin' infrared, Lana.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 37
But I admit, I'm cautiously optimistic.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 38
but Sterling was an excellent spy.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 39
Well, I mean, it was kind of a license.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 40
Oww! Archer, lower your voice!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 43
I always am.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 44
[scoffs] That's 'cause he's my mother's...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 45
[muffled] Archer?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 46
Shh! Ow! Ow...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 47
So, if y'all are done having your little post-fight-makeup-sex-fight--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 48
That's bullshit. How did he know?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 49
Move, you idiots. They got the disk!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 50
No. I ate 'em all. Because we're all gonna get shot.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 2
And I'm sure that's the last time we'll hear anything about that. Not.
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 3
- Cyril-- - And... go!
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 4
full of rats and throw that bag into the river.
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 5
The whole thing is just so...grubby!
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 6
I'm not schlepping to Staten Island
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 7 #7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 8
they stole a computer disk with, I suppose
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 9
and wished to arrange its return.
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 10
I have every reason.
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 11
[all] No.
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
[scoffing] Ms. Deane isn't a standard client, Cyril.
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 13
Yeah, that's our rate for that.
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 14
regarding the Italian Prime Minister's murder and dismemberment--
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 15
[all laughing]
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 16
[continues laughing]
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 17
[Archer] Okay, people, listen up.
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 18
Well, our-- Okay.
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 19
You dick! Hey, shut up!
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 20
Okay, Pam, this is our target location.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 21
mechanic, and maybe occasional muscle.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 22 #22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 23
why'd you mention shellfish? He's allergic!
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 24
[sighs] I guess, since we're hourly now.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 25
Duh. And since the front of the house by the road is guarded 24/7,
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 26
Ah, that's what the patent office said.
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 27
Well, what the heck is that thing?
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 28
You know, you guys could help.
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 29
[laughs] You realize how ridiculous you are,
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 30
Great. Shut your guess-hole. Oh, come on!
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 31
[grappling hook whooshes]
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 32
was a pile of titanium gears and a shitty weave.
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 33
[muttering]
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 34
Whatever the hell Ray's doing.
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 35
I'm goin' infrared, Lana.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 36 #36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 37
But I admit, I'm cautiously optimistic.
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 38
but Sterling was an excellent spy.
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 39
Well, I mean, it was kind of a license.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 40
Oww! Archer, lower your voice!
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 41 #41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 42 #42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 43
I always am.
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 44
[scoffs] That's 'cause he's my mother's...
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 45
[muffled] Archer?
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 46
Shh! Ow! Ow...
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 47
So, if y'all are done having your little post-fight-makeup-sex-fight--
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 48
That's bullshit. How did he know?
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 49
Move, you idiots. They got the disk!
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 50
No. I ate 'em all. Because we're all gonna get shot.
#50