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Season 5  "Above Board Metrics"  5x5

Aired 6 years ago - May 08, 2016

Marty reluctantly reunites with a couple of his most objectionable past. Clyde gets in the way of Doug fulfilling his high-seas fantasy. Jeannie gets emotional over her baby.

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We would've loved to know about that.
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Hmm.
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Clyde, hey.
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he has nothing to gain
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[whoops] Clyde,
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You know what's not off-limits?
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I want to know what the fuck you are doing here
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and it's vacation and fuck it.
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Oh, fuck yeah! Who's having a good time tonight?
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A dedicated party ship run by the Dushkins?
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It helps if you look at the boat. Okay.
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until the demands in their rider are met.
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We know how to talk to assholes.
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- So I really... - Please don't. Please don't.
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- Yeah, we're fucked. - Yes.
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What the fuck? Goddamn it, what did I tell you?
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What's depressing is the squandered opportunity.
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- It's a great idea. - Mm.
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about their own boat right now.
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Kind of doubled down on our cologne, Snatch.
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I got no incentive to stay.
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Doesn't matter what I do, doesn't matter
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The soot from the engine room on your jacket.
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- That makes sense. - Yeah, smart.
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[Marty] What? Hello, focus.
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In order for this to have any chance of working,
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- Wow. - Okay, then.
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[man] That's not the line, asshole!
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- Yeah, call the wambulance. - Here it comes.
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- What? - I love you, too, Marty!
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Ew, ew, ew, ew!
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- Baby! Ba... No, come on, Clyde! - Drink that baby food!
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No way!
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Yeah, right.
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She's-she's five months old, but I like your optimism.
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I love her so much! [sobbing]
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I want to talk to my baby.
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Oh, my God, look at her.
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but, uh, I head back to L.A.
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peas in a fucking pod.
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- [dialing] - Hey.
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Did we drunk-dial our baby last night?
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