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Season 5  "Creative Destruction Phenomenon"  5x1

Aired 6 years ago - Apr 10, 2016

Marty and Jeannie navigate the hazards of co-parenting. Doug and Clyde maneuver for position. Marty is approached with an intriguing offer.

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Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
No...!
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
I'll hang up on him, but he's gonna call back.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
You know, like, "Don't embarrass me in front of Marty
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
who can't tell you to fuck off?
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
- has actually... - Wait a second, van der Hooven?
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
These aren't quite the facts
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
They've been pretty stick-in-the-mud since Grammatico took over.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Black bait. Don't ever take the fucking black bait. Jesus!
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
all the paperwork... Clyde just walks in
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
I have to give a presentation to 500 of the pharmaceutical reps.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
really, you know, uh, soft-backed number...
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
I told you she'd be as much of an asshole as any other client.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
See, I'm leaking.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
That is not our baby.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
It's starting to make more sense. Am I wrong?
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
- ♪ Erectile dysfunction is not a joke ♪ - ♪ Is not a joke ♪
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
♪ A brand-new product line is what we're movin' ♪
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
- ♪ I'm the CEO ♪ - ♪ CEO ♪
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
No, it's a time-released version of Urjacor,
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
- I'm just curious, that's all. - Oh. Hey, be careful with that.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
- Okay. - Okay?
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
- Really? - No.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
You're so lying right now.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
is not brainwashing, okay?
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
- Hello. - There you go.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
Confusing.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
to be as cool as you, okay? Good-bye.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
Christ, she's a vegan chef spokesmodel?
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
- Bye! - No, no, no.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Oh, wow.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
Me, too.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
Mark... y, Marky, Marky.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
- Who... You know, I... Did you... - Right. And it's okay.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
sometimes it's shit that's hard to explain.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
I don't know. I...
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
But my mom...
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
Really, really.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
while lateral-passing the blame to other shareholders.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
from his own lousy business plan.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
and I think that's gonna shed some light on...
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
- Oh, thank you, Teddy. - Thank you.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
- Really? - We'll make it better.
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
- I'm sorry, the what? - The scrilla... the money.

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I'll hang up on him, but he's gonna call back.
#3
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
You know, like, "Don't embarrass me in front of Marty
#4
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
who can't tell you to fuck off?
#5
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
- has actually... - Wait a second, van der Hooven?
#6
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
These aren't quite the facts
#7
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
They've been pretty stick-in-the-mud since Grammatico took over.
#8
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Black bait. Don't ever take the fucking black bait. Jesus!
#10
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
all the paperwork... Clyde just walks in
#11
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
I have to give a presentation to 500 of the pharmaceutical reps.
#12
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
really, you know, uh, soft-backed number...
#13
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
I told you she'd be as much of an asshole as any other client.
#14
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
See, I'm leaking.
#15
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
That is not our baby.
#16
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
It's starting to make more sense. Am I wrong?
#17
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
- ♪ Erectile dysfunction is not a joke ♪ - ♪ Is not a joke ♪
#18
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
♪ A brand-new product line is what we're movin' ♪
#19
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
- ♪ I'm the CEO ♪ - ♪ CEO ♪
#20
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No, it's a time-released version of Urjacor,
#22
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
- I'm just curious, that's all. - Oh. Hey, be careful with that.
#23
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
- Okay. - Okay?
#24
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- Really? - No.
#25
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
You're so lying right now.
#26
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
is not brainwashing, okay?
#27
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
- Hello. - There you go.
#28
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
Confusing.
#29
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
to be as cool as you, okay? Good-bye.
#30
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
Christ, she's a vegan chef spokesmodel?
#31
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
- Bye! - No, no, no.
#32
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Oh, wow.
#33
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
Me, too.
#34
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
Mark... y, Marky, Marky.
#35
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
- Who... You know, I... Did you... - Right. And it's okay.
#36
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
sometimes it's shit that's hard to explain.
#37
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
I don't know. I...
#38
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
But my mom...
#39
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Really, really.
#41
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42 #42 Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
while lateral-passing the blame to other shareholders.
#43
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
from his own lousy business plan.
#44
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
and I think that's gonna shed some light on...
#45
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
- Oh, thank you, Teddy. - Thank you.
#46
Recap of House of Lies Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
- Really? - We'll make it better.
#47
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- I'm sorry, the what? - The scrilla... the money.
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