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Season 3  "Third Wheel"  3x3

Aired 16 years ago - Oct 08, 2007

Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

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|| (both shrieking and laughi||)
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We could be so competitive.
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We could stay here...
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|| Okay, gu||... be cool.
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||You've been vanquished, old bean.
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and then snuck down ||e fire escape?
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for Ted's affections, and I think...
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||and if I chose wrong, I lose them both.
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Is it stealing if you go out with someone's boyfriend
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||Really? I think Ted is hilarious.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
Anyway, both of these girls are into you; take your pick.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
Wow. Gosh, separating conjoined twins,
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|| It's a clearance sale ||and you're the boots, ba||.
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||||No, I'm not doing it.
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|||| there was that||ne thing we wanted to do.
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|| Why do|'t we tell him together.
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|| ||What's happening?
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this running joke that the first gu||to actually pull this off
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Remember you said if I e||r slept with that girl
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|||| If Lily would've died before me, then I could ride the tricycle.
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|||| Yes.
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|| Well, it is ||tting pretty late.
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|| You should tell more jokes in my apartment upstairs.
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|| "P||ase, d||'t. I love my dead wife."
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Lily, I have pounded three cappuc||nos waiting for you.
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because privacy is ess||tial when you're listening to music.
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*****8888
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|||||||| You're disgusting.
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Oh, my God, this is a disaster.
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||Well, who's not ge||ing a tip because of her attitude?
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|| I've got TB.
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|||| ||actly.
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the greatest warriors shoot them||lves in the foot.
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|| Why would you do that to yourself?
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|| The best chance in the world.
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|||| It is my destiny to help my friend win it.
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|||||| Ladies.||
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(music playing)
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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
We could be so competitive.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
We could stay here...
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
|| Okay, gu||... be cool.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
||You've been vanquished, old bean.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
and then snuck down ||e fire escape?
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
for Ted's affections, and I think...
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
||and if I chose wrong, I lose them both.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Is it stealing if you go out with someone's boyfriend
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
||Really? I think Ted is hilarious.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
Anyway, both of these girls are into you; take your pick.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
Wow. Gosh, separating conjoined twins,
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
|| It's a clearance sale ||and you're the boots, ba||.
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
||||No, I'm not doing it.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
|||| there was that||ne thing we wanted to do.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
|| Why do|'t we tell him together.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
|| ||What's happening?
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
this running joke that the first gu||to actually pull this off
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
Remember you said if I e||r slept with that girl
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
|||| If Lily would've died before me, then I could ride the tricycle.
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
|||| Yes.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
|| Well, it is ||tting pretty late.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
|| You should tell more jokes in my apartment upstairs.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
|| "P||ase, d||'t. I love my dead wife."
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
Lily, I have pounded three cappuc||nos waiting for you.
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because privacy is ess||tial when you're listening to music.
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*****8888
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|||||||| You're disgusting.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
Oh, my God, this is a disaster.
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||Well, who's not ge||ing a tip because of her attitude?
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
|| I've got TB.
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|||| ||actly.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42 #42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
the greatest warriors shoot them||lves in the foot.
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|| Why would you do that to yourself?
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
|| The best chance in the world.
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
|||| It is my destiny to help my friend win it.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
|||||| Ladies.||
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
(music playing)
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