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How I Met Your Mother

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Season 3  "Wait for It"  3x1

Aired 16 years ago - Sep 24, 2007

Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
I can touch your foot, cleanse your kidney.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
My career is living. Windsurfing.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
How do you know? Glad you asked, Lily.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
Oh, P.S., in order to hit 33, all I need is
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
You guys, have fun on your double date.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
Not incredibly.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
Male Gayle is not hot.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
but she said the worst.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
you someone way hotter than Robin.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
Ted, my boy, I am going to re-teach you...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Up high.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Oh, my God!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
Covered in protective plastic.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
Yeah, you're right.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
I'm making out with a 12. I am winning.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
as you shall henceforth be known,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
It's a sacred bond, much stronger than any...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
I didn't wash my hands.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
Lily, we are Ted's best friends.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
Weren't you wearing a bra?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
in the crotch for your huge vagina?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
I have a hot tub.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
No, your tatts... toos, your tattoos.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
No, he wouldn't.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
Yeah, you would. Yeah.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
So unfair. Unfair?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
fantastic aquatic sex on this windsurfing board.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
In fact, here's how okay I am.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
This is so going in my blog!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
Fire!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Hey, buddy, how was your night?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Look.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Oh, and B the W:
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
He has no idea.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
I want to apologize.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
Since you and Robin split, you've been gestating.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
He's going to say it!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Oh, my God!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
And suddenly, it all came back to me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
What a wuss.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
Wait.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Spanish massage oil.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
I am beautiful.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Okay, that's enough of the fruit.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
He got a tramp stamp.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
There'll be no startling confession of love,

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
My career is living. Windsurfing.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
How do you know? Glad you asked, Lily.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
Oh, P.S., in order to hit 33, all I need is
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
You guys, have fun on your double date.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
Not incredibly.
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
Male Gayle is not hot.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
but she said the worst.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
you someone way hotter than Robin.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
Ted, my boy, I am going to re-teach you...
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Up high.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Oh, my God!
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13 #13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
Covered in protective plastic.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
Yeah, you're right.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
I'm making out with a 12. I am winning.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
as you shall henceforth be known,
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
It's a sacred bond, much stronger than any...
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
I didn't wash my hands.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
Lily, we are Ted's best friends.
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
Weren't you wearing a bra?
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
in the crotch for your huge vagina?
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
I have a hot tub.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
No, your tatts... toos, your tattoos.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
No, he wouldn't.
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
Yeah, you would. Yeah.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
So unfair. Unfair?
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
fantastic aquatic sex on this windsurfing board.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
In fact, here's how okay I am.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
This is so going in my blog!
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
Fire!
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32 #32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Hey, buddy, how was your night?
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Look.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Oh, and B the W:
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
He has no idea.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
I want to apologize.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
Since you and Robin split, you've been gestating.
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
He's going to say it!
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Oh, my God!
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
And suddenly, it all came back to me.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
What a wuss.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
Wait.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Spanish massage oil.
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45 #45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46 #46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
I am beautiful.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Okay, that's enough of the fruit.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
He got a tramp stamp.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
There'll be no startling confession of love,
#50