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Season 9

Aired 21 days ago - Nov 21, 2017

When Axl visits Hutch, he discovers his friend has turned into a responsible adult; Sue is unable to sleep after watching a horror movie by herself; Brick enlists Frankie and Mike's help to help convince a girl to give him a chance.

Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 1
Sorry. But I only have this weekend to make my move.
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and we got to do something epic.
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- Brick! - Brick!
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about fluffy little farm animals...
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We have to nail her down by Monday.
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I can't help it if I say a lot with a little.
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but not from Frugal Hoosier.
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then we're going to Sears to get me some white jeans.
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Yeah, well, I'm making some decent coin now,
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Hello?
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Oh, we have got to toast this occasion with my new invention.
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Well, you know, still at Spudsy's.
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Who are you?
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Hmm. Okay. Fine.
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Wow. Sunday's a mixer? What's Monday... Bingo night?
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Nope.
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"How to fall asleep..."
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Hi. Is this Brick's house?
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Oh, are you leaving?
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Thanks. I feel better at least knowing I know somebody.
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I felt good.
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Well, this is great, but Monday's the real test.
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♪♪
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Whenever I think of that scene, I just think of Jodie Foster
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ Follow Thee more nearly ♪
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Whoa! Whoa, this isn't a freshman dorm party.
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Wait, why did we call it that, again?
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I told her not to.
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Probably the greatest diver in history.
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Her close friends call her Queen B,
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which is called an "upside-downer." - Oh.
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Well, I'm just saying that,
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and I swear, the guy working the counter
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and pump you back up about the Olympic-diver thing,
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Um... this is gonna be hard to believe...
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I now work part-time at a potato store for minimum wage.
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Look... point is, that's who I really am.
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I'll tell Beyoncé about it... Might be a song in it.
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♪♪
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so I didn't really get a chance to talk to any other people.
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and then I got one after school...
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And she eats cereal. We don't have to buy her shrimp.
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Aah!
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you were telling your mom about how you haven't slept in three days.
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How am I ever gonna live by myself if I can't be alone?
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Aired a month ago - Nov 14, 2017

The Hecks take a hectic road trip to Frankie's sister's house for Thanksgiving; the kids must decide which one of them will lose their job at Spudsy's.

Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 1
And I told them, "We don't drink fancy coffee,
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It was a one-time thing, okay?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Now, I've been agonizing over who to fire,
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Sue just needs to go shopping at Forever Dork, and Brick,
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You keep over-storing the sour cream,
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Sue was there first, and Axl has a point.
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He does a spot-on George the security guard.
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That doesn't make any sense!
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- Don't! - Ohh!
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No, Brick, you're not allowed. Remember the cow incident?
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but I know she got to drive.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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Okay, let's see. I got $1.20.
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but you could at least give a wave.
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the needle broke off the speedometer
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Okay, well, thanks for the 20 minutes on hold
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[GROANS] I'm starving. Where's the blue bag?
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Well, yes, but she's my prostitute.
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I was really counting on that tip money that got stolen.
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and we're coming back on the same route on Sunday,
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Good idea. What do we have?
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and it being Thanksgiving and all,
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I'd like to keep the sliver of dignity I have left.
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I'm gonna call the credit-card people again.
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So, is there any way you could call corporate
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT] "Mall closin' in 10 minutes!"
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Tell me what they are, and I'll give you what's in the jar.
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- I'll take that bet. - Me too.
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Ooh!
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[GASPS] Wow, where'd you get all that?
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to forgive us for taking the money.
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nobody say stealing from mall fountains.
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Um, 'cause I'm smart. The first letter
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Not me. You choked 'cause you're a choker.
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That doesn't happen every day.
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What is wrong with the world?
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Maybe with a dozen eggs or something.
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is your favorite movie.
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Well, you better get used to it
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Oh, I'm starving!
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Ugh!
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Good news is nobody got hurt.
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Yep, this turned out to be a great Thanksgiving.
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There's no way we're making it to Janet's, so I'm eating.
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Clearly, I'm not making it to my cousin's for Thanksgiving,
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Aired a month ago - Nov 07, 2017

Frankie's mom stays with her after becoming ill; Sue suggests to Sean that they should set each other up on dates; Axl and Brick ponder what Mike actually does at the quarry.

Aired a month ago - Oct 31, 2017

Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 1
Well, it's not our... silver anniversary.
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Mike, it's 25 years.
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The whole shebang...
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Listen, this weekend
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but those aren't in season right now,
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Mom and Dad's 25th anniversary is this weekend!
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Now, the good mall is already out of business
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"Where there's a will, there's a way"?
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Hello.
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Oh, wow. Look who it is... family of naysayers.
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Well, 100% of the people on the couch
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Fine, I'll second it. I second my own motion.
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Hey, if Sue can call family meetings,
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when anything needs doing in this family,
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and I'm not saying I never want to do it.
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when I came to you guys for help,
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I should clean the bathroom because I have the longest hair,
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that based on who you are in the family,
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nothing would ever happen around here.
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to wear ugly Christmas sweaters in the family photo,
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that distracts them from all you people's mediocrity.
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Well... you are correct.
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the most important one in the family.
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I am like a Renaissance man.
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everyone's emotional needs are met.
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No! You know what? I'll make this easy for you.
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So, how's it coming with the anniversary plans?
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Mm, no, Dad. I meant this.
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I have been vulnerable to "please" in the past,
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Really?!
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so, yeah, it's important.
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You don't want to do anything, so forget it.
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I'm not a party planner.
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- and me... everything else! - [LAUGHS]
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I'm not worrying about your battery.
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'cause Sue is drunk with power.
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Sure, I could go in there
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Oh, can't say, Sue,
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Something that rhymes with dorkcheese?
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is gonna be plain and boring.
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[PLAYS SOUR NOTE ON FRENCH HORN]
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Oh, I'm saying it.
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'cause your mom is out of the cheerleading business.
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Once?
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I have tasted selfishness, and it is delicious!
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No big drinks at the movies!
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I invent dumb things but think I'm smart.
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Then I'm gonna invite Nancy to come over
Aired 2 months ago - Oct 24, 2017

Aired 2 months ago - Oct 17, 2017

Frankie and Mike spend a weekend at the college with Lexie's parents, Tammy and Bennett. While Frankie has a good time, Mike says he feels like Bennett is acting superior. Frankie later gets Mike to admit he's jealous, and also embarrassed over not being able to give Frankie nice things. Meanwhile, Brick fakes being arrested for Sophomore Slammer weekend at Orson High, then needs Sue to bail him out because he has no friends to do so. Sue then tells Brick that Sophomore year isn't all he's built it up to be. MORE -LESS

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even though Monday, Wednesday, and Friday are all the same.
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Isn't it so great how much more time we have now
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They'll be at the restaurant at 8:00.
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- Hi! - Hi.
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Yep.
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I wish he was that way around our house.
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See, Tammy? This guy is salt of the earth.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Uh, only when the grease builds up on the grill
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Oh. You're so lucky. A sleepover!
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and they want to let you know that they're better than you?
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Can't put my finger on it, but...
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I did, but I don't think people
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throwing it around in an obnoxious way.
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to tally up how much everybody got.
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Principal Cameron, I got to get out.
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[LAUGHTER]
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- Hey, Bennett. - Hey.
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Yeah. Hey, we went to this restaurant on jet skis.
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[CHUCKLES] Am I right?
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come to the lake house next weekend?
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Thanks again for my laptop, Dad.
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Really? I don't have to change a tire
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giving me the $5 for the scrapbook!
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I'm gonna try my good friend Troy again.
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What? What are you talking about?
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You're born the fan of a team, and you stay a fan of that team
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You know what, I bet you Bennett didn't start his own business.
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Sue $5 for no reason?
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No cash on you?
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but I guess I can call my ex-girlfriend.
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I mean, it isn't much, but I'd still like to go there.
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I came as fast as I could! Hi, friend!
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I am a good friend
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I am Ana Hajarajanaan, and it is nice to be back.
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I do have $5.
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But before you know it, I will be back in the morning
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[ LAUGHTER ON TV]
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Sophomore year isn't what you think it is.
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It isn't very peppy thus far.
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You want to know the good thing about you and me?
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It's nice to have friends.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
Aired 2 months ago - Oct 10, 2017

Frankie gives away unused items from the house in the hope of getting food in return; Sue and Lexie find their apartment is being inhabited; Axl's new job as a school bus driver gives him the opportunity to look after Brick.

Aired 2 months ago - Oct 03, 2017

Axl returns home from Europe with a new outlook on life; Sue decides to cram a whole summer of fun into two days; Brick doesn't know if he should break up with Cindy; Frankie tries to come up with an item for a time capsule.

Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 1 (S09E01) - 1
Dad, got you a authentic Bavarian beer stein.
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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So much better than Dad's perfect mug
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Well, I appreciate that, Axl.
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I was kind of waiting for the story
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but clearly, it is!
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Okay, why are you so worried about this?
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That's the bar now? Being alive?
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We just back off, and we leave it up to him.
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Sue Heck's summer can officially begin!
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Wait, your summer can begin?
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get ice cream from an ice-cream truck,
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The snow globe I found in the garbage at school!
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Oh, he's actually on the 12th hour
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Oh, congrats!
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Okay, I guess I can catch up with the Ax-man later.
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I suppose I'll just eat lunch at home, then.
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Brick and Cindy. Don't you guys call us that?
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Everybody always saying,
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You know, I don't even sleep in boxers anymore.
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So we really have to give it some serious thought
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and then I peel in the second half...
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and it has their little teeth marks in it.
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I'm not exactly sure how to do it.
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Nutty Buddy time.
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They took a family photo in the same place every day for a year,
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which I now realize I forgot to do.
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I'm pretty sure history will be fine with that.
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I can see the way you've been looking at me
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So, I wasn't getting any help on the time capsule,
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Might not be the flashiest style,
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to shed some light on this whole subject.
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So you've got no advice for me?
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to cram a whole summer into just two days?
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and I'm here to tell you money is not the answer.
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It's called enjoying life, unlike Sue,
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I think he's still dating a couple women.
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I'm a dead man!
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'cause I think it has a happy ending.
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If Cindy heard half the things
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I made two calls this month,
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It's dead, it's over, it's done.
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and your dad has no emotional depth?
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And to think I let you see me hatless.
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