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Season 5

Aired 3 years ago - May 21, 2014

A series of unfortunate events threaten to spoil the trip to Walt Disney World.

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I can hear you, Axl.
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but I'm looking for a specific kind of hat.
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Would it be available for purchase in the park?
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you should just crash on the couches in the lobby.
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- Sounds like a plan. - Whoo-hoo!
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Would you like us to embroider it for you?
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We have gold, black, dark pink, white, red.
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It would have been nice to have a heads up.
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No. No, no, no.
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What? That's not right.
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because we got a late start.
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I've done my homework.
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Okay, I'm gonna say this one more time.
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All right, all right! Let's not turn on each other.
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and you can eat them while you wait in line. Mm.
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So, what's been your favorite ride so far?
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I'm taking this thing over!
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So long, everybody!
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Have... you folks stopped by our first-aid office?
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But... I did find another room
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Well, it's not what we were expecting,
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Have a great night.
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that looks like a cabinet!
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I'm gonna buy one of these and never use it!
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I'm staying here.
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in the master bedroom.
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after we have the best sleep of our lives.
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Let's go! No time for breakfast.
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Damn comfortable sheets.
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Oh, well, might as well just throw these papers away, hmm?
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Nope. In my backpack again.
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Could you take a picture for us? Just press the silver button.
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I know this isn't gonna be popular,
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Sorry. I got to meet my family.
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and say, "Donny, come sit next to me,"
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What is wrong with us that we can't figure out how to do that?
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- Oh, you'll get your beer, Mike. - What is it with you and Epcot?
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maybe they'll allow my binder to sit next to me.
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You know, if we all go on Splash Mountain together,
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Great.
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I mean, did we raise them wrong?
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and I was a waitress working at the café
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Hey, I gave you Leathersmith.
Aired 3 years ago - May 21, 2014

Sue looks forward to the trip to Walt Disney World; Brick begs his parents to take him to meet his online girlfriend; Axl waits to learn his final grades.

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I'm packed. I'm totally packed.
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And nobody likes that. Do you like that?
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Well, if we start to feel crabby... Mike...
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Orlando.
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- Uh-huh. - I don't think you're quite getting
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that my son's been online with a girl every night.
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What if we eventually get married and have grandkids?
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Look, Brick, I do love sweet potatoes,
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But maybe we should think about going to North Carolina.
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Brick has a connection with another human being.
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And they're still together. That has to mean something.
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Okay... look at it this way.
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- No, in English, you got a "B". - What?
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You can't get any better than that! Whoo!
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The deal.
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Come on, Axl. The point is you did a great job,
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I have a really big surprise for you.
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Whoop.
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To be fair, no one was ever more excited than Sue
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1,114 miles to Disney World!
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I feel like someone's talking to me, but that's not possible...
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I got it.
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Um... y-you're like the alternate
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I deserve to drive.
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Uh, say Sue's driving,
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I don't want to say that to him.
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Some of us might just be burnt beyond recognition.
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the reward that's rightfully mine,
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- It is-ith. - You're really gonna call him that?
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- She'll kill us all! - Stop it, Axl! That is so mean!
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- No cheese for me. - Just remember that. Three number 3s.
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Just give us five number 3s with cheese.
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- Aah! - Not much.
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Back up!
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Orlando.
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somewhere outside of Greenville, North Carolina,
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Oh.
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Do her parents even know you broke up?
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This could be a complete catfish situation.
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Uh...
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So, hi. Uh, I'm Frankie. Nice to meet you.
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- Hi. - Hi.
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Uh, dinner won't be ready for another...
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So, we're on our way to Disney World.
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Anyway... so, this is kind of awkward, right?
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There was a, uh... Jelly-Gate situation.
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just to rub it in our faces.
Aired 3 years ago - May 14, 2014

Sue enters a contest to win a car; Mike and his brother bond on a road trip to Chicago for Brick's spelling bee; Frankie goes to Axl's dorm to help him find a missing desk.

Aired 3 years ago - May 07, 2014

Frankie limits the hours during which the kids can voice their needs; Mike watches to make sure Darrin doesn't take advantage of Sue; Brick invites new friends over.

Aired 3 years ago - Apr 30, 2014

Sue frantically tries to earn a college scholarship for when she graduates high school in two years; Frankie hopes to correct a mistake at work without her boss finding out; Brick demands a formal apology from Mike after a misunderstanding.

Aired 3 years ago - Apr 23, 2014

Frankie begs Rita Glossner to take down her noisy wind chimes; Axl and Hutch try to figure out a way to retrieve a couch they found on the side of the road; Brick tries to come up with a new pretzel snack idea; Sue announces she is back with Darrin.

Aired 3 years ago - Apr 02, 2014

Bill backs out of coaching the girls soccer team; Frankie tries to teach Brick better hygiene; Cassidy's painting confuses Axl.

Aired 3 years ago - Mar 26, 2014

Frankie and Mike run into old acquaintances; Sue gets several dates to the prom; Brick gets Axl's help for a book report.

Aired 3 years ago - Mar 12, 2014

When Frankie is arrested over an unreturned library book, she thinks Brick is at fault; Cassidy and Axl are reunited during spring break.

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Yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's happening here?
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but I can't fall asleep any other way, and-- aah!
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I mean this is ridiculous.
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You're seriously arresting me for an overdue library book?
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"summoning" me to low, low prices.
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Might want to take an extra one of those,
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She was definitely trying too hard.
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Yeah, that's right. I got arrested.
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Wait, they're arresting people for overdue library books now?
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I don't know which part was the most hilarious.
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- My phone's on vibrate. - I'm so sorry!
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so he knows how the teens are reacting to this.
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that's already working,
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Really, honestly, Reverend Timtom, we can just do it another time.
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Come on, it's about a moon.
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You do not want to mess with me.
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Okay, fine. Whatever.
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I think maybe you should just lay it out there and--
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but it's not really very Sue specific.
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All right! I'm gonna stop you right there.
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I just found the sun beam.
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And the problem here is what?
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I found these coupons for half off at The Pie House.
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I live with the messiest person ever, Axl.
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You just drained mom dry.
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I'm good now.
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Well, I guess you could say
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Oh, Sue.
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Sue, let me give you some advice.
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'cause I don't want to make it about me being unhappy.
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♪ let's make up, let's make up ♪
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♪ let's make up, let's make up ♪
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Mrs. Heck, this court recommends that you plead no contest
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he borrowed mine to check out books,
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The point is, Brick has absolutely learned his lesson.
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Mr. Heck, I judge the cases that are put before me.
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It could've been stolen.
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who awakens the sensual desires of a lonely housewife.
Aired 3 years ago - Mar 05, 2014

Brick makes it hard for Mike to relax during the vacation he was forced to take; Frankie is furious when she learns that Axl was in town without letting her know; Sue tries extra hard to please her customers after receiving a bad review.

Aired 3 years ago - Feb 26, 2014

Frankie tries to persuade Mike to attend a dinner honoring his dedicated service at the quarry; Sue forms a plan to build connections between students; Axl hopes to track down a girl who left a message on his phone.

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It was going pretty well
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Hey, did you see this?
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So, how exactly are we related to this cousin?
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of dedicated service to Orson Limestone."
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The whole thing is stupid.
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still don't even know each other?
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Just wait. They'll come.
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at a party he couldn't remember going to--
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- Not her. - Oh! I remember you!
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Well, Hands Across Orson High was a ginormous success...
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Is it framed, unframed? Is there a gold seal?
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but your father is refusing to go.
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I don't need an award for doing my job.
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The color's majestic.
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This suit makes me feel like a winner,
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So I thought maybe you guys could help me out.
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I was actually hoping that maybe you guys
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Well, I'm not saying that my lady jazz isn't in play.
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All we got to do is find the girl who says "oinge."
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Oh, God, he finished the game. Go, go, go, go!
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were forced to each lunch with the less-popular kids.
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I am Sue Heck.
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So that's why I brought the conversation hat to help out.
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Excuse me. How would you pronounce this word?
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I don't like attention. I don't like giving speeches.
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All right, I say a word, you say a word.
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"For 20 years, this job's put a roof over my family's head.
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but my crew has made this a good place to go every day."
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Oh, yay!
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Brad, you want to come to the new brownie place with us?
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I just feel bad.
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You're going, and you're staying.
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Wait for them to call your name... twice.
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Wow, who knew the accountant was such a cut-up?
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for our other honoree-- Mike Heck.
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But, you know, I had to lay off four guys a couple months ago,
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we're all just hanging on by a thread, right?
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I don't know. Just saying, uh, it seems weird to me.
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If you feel for me, just keep staring at your computer.
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Uh, hang on, Cassidy.
Aired 3 years ago - Feb 05, 2014

Reverend Deveaux interferes with the Hecks' plan to use their coupon for an all-you-can-eat buffet after church.

Aired 3 years ago - Jan 22, 2014

Principal Barker (Rachel Dratch) asks the parents to form carpools while the bus drivers are on strike; Axl becomes an astronomy expert so he can tutor an attractive student; Mike receives two tickets to a basketball game.

Aired 3 years ago - Jan 15, 2014

Sue makes a discovery that leads to an ultimate prank battle with Axl; Brick tries to read a recommended biography on Debbie Reynolds.

Aired 3 years ago - Jan 08, 2014

Frankie and Mike start to worry when Brick begins developing irrational fears; Sue is conflicted about Derrick Glossner's behavior; Axl and Sean shut down Darrin's attempt to start a Boss Co spinoff.

Aired 3 years ago - Dec 11, 2013

Axl wants to spend time with his friends when he comes home for Christmas; Sue's allergies threaten to ruin her holiday; Brick's lie is uncovered.

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Okay, I've looked at the entire winter break,
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Hey. Don't even joke about that.
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Can't we just get the tree the next night?
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Then I have to hold firm to Thursday.
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Oh, I love caroling! Dad, will you go with me?
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and you and dad end up with your hands down your pants,
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Pleasure doing business with you.
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Axl, you're still on the clock!
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First of all, you're not going to Hooters on Christmas.
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And if you're rich, then yes.
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Brick?! Where's Brick?!
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What you got going there?
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I looked at the terms of our agreement,
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any more of your... snarcasm.
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on these Santa cookies.
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No, dad don't be silly.
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with Megaphone Boy and Snot Cousteau.
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You're using the cozy money
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Well, yeah, but we're gonna die before they catch us.
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Why would you get rid of the tree?
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There isn't one Christmas song that doesn't mention a tree.
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No, Axl. Christmas Eve was my nonnegotiable.
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It's one of the best movie musicals of all time.
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I know I was.
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which paid for the popcorn,
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Quick, get these inside.
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We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
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I have always dreamed of getting one of these!
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Is someone knocking?!
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Hi, bubble girl.
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You live every single day
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Do you want to ride with us to the bonfire?
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First of all, you have.
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Oh... my God!
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What's a VistaVision?
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Oh, damn it!
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Oh, and those two soldiers are song-and-dance men.
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When Bing Crosby finds out, he gets so mad!
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Wait, who does George Clooney's aunt fall in love with?
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and watching some weird German war movie
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Look, Axl, you're home from college,
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Well, that, and your grandparents are nuts.
Recap of The Middle Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 50
Aired 3 years ago - Dec 04, 2013

Mike and Frankie agree to house-sit for Frankie's sister in hope of having a romantic, kid-free weekend; Axl, Darrin and Sean go on a road trip.

Aired 3 years ago - Nov 20, 2013

Axl looks for the right time to share news about his college classes; Frankie's dad reveals a gambling loss; Sue hides a secret; Brick determines to have lime-green Jell-O salad on Thanksgiving.

Aired 3 years ago - Nov 13, 2013

Frankie rescues a lost dog and takes solace in the unconditional love she receives; Sue surprises her parents when she makes the volleyball team; Axl asks Brick for help with school.

Aired 3 years ago - Oct 30, 2013

Sue holds a seance with her friends; the football team stops Axl from attending the Halloween party in his room; the family tries to give Brick advice about girls.

Aired 3 years ago - Oct 23, 2013

The citizens of Orson, Indiana celebrate the Orsontennial - the town's 100th anniversary. During this momentous event, Frankie and Mike find themselves begrudgingly trying to drive a giant cow float in the parade; Axl, Sean and Darrin resurrect Boss Co. and attempt to make some big bucks by setting up a VIP area to view the festivities; Sue, still crushing on Darrin, tries to make him jealous by pretending to be dating Brad again; and Brick tries to earn himself a place in Orson history by entering a contest to come up with the town's new motto, which will be used for the next 100 years. MORE -LESS

Aired 3 years ago - Oct 09, 2013

After Frankie and Mike are forced to return the church van when it's discovered that their car has been repaired, Sue - who has been driving the other car - begins to freak out because she'll have to start taking the bus again. But when her parents tell her that she could get her own car if she got a job, Sue ends up working as a potato girl at a local mall eatery. Meanwhile, Frankie and Mike are called into Brick's principal's office and are informed that he has not attended any of his classes - and much to the family's dismay, Axl begins to spend his nights back home when he becomes fed up with having to deal with his horrible college roommate. MORE -LESS

Aired 3 years ago - Oct 02, 2013

he first day of school is upon the Heck family, and Sue finds herself feeling a sense of freedom she's never felt before with Axl not around to make her campus life miserable. But Brick, who is beginning middle school and afraid of getting a swirlie, avoids the bathroom at all costs. Meanwhile, Frankie becomes jealous of Mike when she discovers that Axl calls and returns his texts but won't do the same for her; and Sue's feelings for Darrin surface once again when Mike calls him over to help fix the air conditioner. MORE -LESS

Aired 3 years ago - Sep 25, 2013

Against Axl's wishes, Frankie insists on having the entire Heck family along for the ride as they drive to his college to move him into his dorm. But the short drive turns into an eternity when Sue freaks out after discovering that Frankie forgot to fax in her essay to be a candidate for Junior Peer Leadership Advisor, and Brick proves once again that he can't be trusted when he keeps losing his new cell phone. MORE -LESS