S9 E18
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Season 9  "Thank You For Not Kissing"  9x18

Aired 6 years ago - Apr 03, 2018

Dr. Fulton tells Frankie and Mike that Brick and Cindy have been making out all over the school. Mike tries to teach Brick proper dating etiquette; Sue attempts to give Sean the snow globe, and tell him how much she likes him; Frankie finds a box of unfinished thank you letters, she orders Axl to finish them, and mail them all out

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Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 1
so just tell us how weird, how inappropriate...
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Brick and this girlfriend of his, they, uh...
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 3
but I had my ass handed to me by the principal.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 4
but if it happens again, well, there will be consequences.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 5
that we're somewhat similar, you know.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 6
Well, thank you. Uh, thank you so much.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 7
because I've practiced it in the mirror a thousand times,
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 8
Oh, then you see her, too?
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 9
I didn't see any food shooting out of her mouth.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 10
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 11
wearing a safari hat, it's just a freak show.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 12
'Cause a guy needs to hear this kind of thing from his dad.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 13
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 14
Oh, good. I'm glad she liked it.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 15
You're just mad 'cause you got to use the biggest font on your phone
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 16
with your own hand, and it's got to fill the page!
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 17
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 18
to talk to Dr. Fulton.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 19
so I think it's time for a little father/son chat.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 20
But there's some stuff that maybe Axl didn't tell you.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 21
But my point is, whether it's ears or anything else...
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 22
watching couples in the park helped...
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 23
The woods is good.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 24
that makes me look more mature.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 25
because I'm still dressing like Axl's little sister.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 26
It's just... I don't know. I like being a little different.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 27
I need to be more sophisticated.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 28
Sorry. Just cutting through.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 29
I found it quite useful in transporting my sandwich
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 30
Okay. Here's how I talk... this sucks!
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 31
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 32
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 33
doesn't mean you have to kill ours.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 34
Fine. You're happily married.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 35
Okay, if you want to be more adult,
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 36
how they're endangered because they get caught in drift nets.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 37
Now one more.
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Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 39
With the first one.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 40
and I can't, because you can't write a thank-you note
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 41
handkerchiefs from Aunt Edie.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 42
You know what, Brick?
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 43
Aah. Wow. Did you take a class or something?
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 44
I knew where things were going. I had time to shave stuff.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 45
Kiss Cindy wherever and whenever you want to.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 46
Even if a little girl on cold medicine
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 47
Maybe if I keep my hands in my back pockets.
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 48
Her name is Kelly Marie Dannemiller,
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 49
Then I'm not even gonna tell you

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Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 2
Brick and this girlfriend of his, they, uh...
#2
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 3
but I had my ass handed to me by the principal.
#3
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 4
but if it happens again, well, there will be consequences.
#4
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 5
that we're somewhat similar, you know.
#5
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 6
Well, thank you. Uh, thank you so much.
#6
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 7
because I've practiced it in the mirror a thousand times,
#7
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 8
Oh, then you see her, too?
#8
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 9
I didn't see any food shooting out of her mouth.
#9
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wearing a safari hat, it's just a freak show.
#11
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'Cause a guy needs to hear this kind of thing from his dad.
#12
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 13 #13 Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 14
Oh, good. I'm glad she liked it.
#14
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 15
You're just mad 'cause you got to use the biggest font on your phone
#15
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 16
with your own hand, and it's got to fill the page!
#16
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to talk to Dr. Fulton.
#18
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 19
so I think it's time for a little father/son chat.
#19
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 20
But there's some stuff that maybe Axl didn't tell you.
#20
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 21
But my point is, whether it's ears or anything else...
#21
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 22
watching couples in the park helped...
#22
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 23
The woods is good.
#23
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that makes me look more mature.
#24
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because I'm still dressing like Axl's little sister.
#25
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 26
It's just... I don't know. I like being a little different.
#26
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 27
I need to be more sophisticated.
#27
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 28
Sorry. Just cutting through.
#28
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 29
I found it quite useful in transporting my sandwich
#29
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 30
Okay. Here's how I talk... this sucks!
#30
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doesn't mean you have to kill ours.
#33
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Fine. You're happily married.
#34
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 35
Okay, if you want to be more adult,
#35
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 36
how they're endangered because they get caught in drift nets.
#36
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Now one more.
#37
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With the first one.
#39
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and I can't, because you can't write a thank-you note
#40
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handkerchiefs from Aunt Edie.
#41
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You know what, Brick?
#42
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 43
Aah. Wow. Did you take a class or something?
#43
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 44
I knew where things were going. I had time to shave stuff.
#44
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 45
Kiss Cindy wherever and whenever you want to.
#45
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 46
Even if a little girl on cold medicine
#46
Recap of The Middle Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 47
Maybe if I keep my hands in my back pockets.
#47
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Her name is Kelly Marie Dannemiller,
#48
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Then I'm not even gonna tell you
#49