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Season 5  "Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal"  5x12

Aired 8 months ago - Feb 01, 2018

When Christy’s car dies, Bonnie refuses to let Adam loan her money for a new one.

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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 1
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- Watch it. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
And the minute you left, he nailed a three-pointer.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
They ought to change the song.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
Is it? 'Cause you seem a little stressed out.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
How about I give you a ride to the station?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
You may stand near me; it's a time-out.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
what if I lend Christy the money for a down payment on a car?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
you start complaining to me, I bring it up to her,
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
Please. Like you wouldn't drive straight from my funeral
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
You need some help with that?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
- Why were you on a bus? - Ah, car died.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
Taking them off. But hey, but, uh,
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
- I know you're good for it. - Uh, no, I'm not.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
Ooh. Was I supposed to pick her up?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
They should actually put that on money.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
There was a time I loved taking the bus.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
MAN: Hey, lady. You can't sleep here.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
that's a total of four hours.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
I wish. I found 'em on an empty seat.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
and I don't mean to offend you, but...
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
smacked the pride right out of me.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
to anyone in your family.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
(imitating crowd cheering)
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
I'm not here as your ex. I really do want to buy a car.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
They all come out of the same machine; it's a miracle.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
Where'd you get the money?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
Well, WNBA season doesn't start for a while.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
You're still cute enough to nab a sugar daddy.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
So you're saying I should drain everything I can
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
(chuckles) I never knew it was real.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
- Ooh, ooh, check this out. - (horn honks)
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
Ooh, check this out. Satellite radio.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
Has it? I mean, what's this guy doing loaning you money?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
Trust me, we tried a couple times; it did not work out.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
You know, this story's not getting better.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
Yeah. (scoffs) Of course not.
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I had to tell him; he thought I was sleeping with my ex.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
- No, do not take his money. - Oh, I'm not taking his money.
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Great. Finally my beer will be cold.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Look, your woman had a problem, I solved it.
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I-I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

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- Watch it. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
#3
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And the minute you left, he nailed a three-pointer.
#5
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
They ought to change the song.
#6
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
Is it? 'Cause you seem a little stressed out.
#7
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
How about I give you a ride to the station?
#8
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
You may stand near me; it's a time-out.
#9
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what if I lend Christy the money for a down payment on a car?
#11
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you start complaining to me, I bring it up to her,
#12
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Please. Like you wouldn't drive straight from my funeral
#13
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You need some help with that?
#15
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- Why were you on a bus? - Ah, car died.
#17
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Taking them off. But hey, but, uh,
#18
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- I know you're good for it. - Uh, no, I'm not.
#19
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Ooh. Was I supposed to pick her up?
#21
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They should actually put that on money.
#22
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There was a time I loved taking the bus.
#23
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MAN: Hey, lady. You can't sleep here.
#24
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that's a total of four hours.
#26
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
I wish. I found 'em on an empty seat.
#27
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
and I don't mean to offend you, but...
#28
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
smacked the pride right out of me.
#29
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
to anyone in your family.
#30
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(imitating crowd cheering)
#31
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
I'm not here as your ex. I really do want to buy a car.
#32
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
They all come out of the same machine; it's a miracle.
#33
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
Where'd you get the money?
#34
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Well, WNBA season doesn't start for a while.
#35
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You're still cute enough to nab a sugar daddy.
#37
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So you're saying I should drain everything I can
#38
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
(chuckles) I never knew it was real.
#39
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
- Ooh, ooh, check this out. - (horn honks)
#40
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
Ooh, check this out. Satellite radio.
#41
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
Has it? I mean, what's this guy doing loaning you money?
#42
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
Trust me, we tried a couple times; it did not work out.
#43
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
You know, this story's not getting better.
#44
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
Yeah. (scoffs) Of course not.
#45
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
I had to tell him; he thought I was sleeping with my ex.
#46
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
- No, do not take his money. - Oh, I'm not taking his money.
#47
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
Great. Finally my beer will be cold.
#48
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Look, your woman had a problem, I solved it.
#49
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
I-I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
#50