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Season 5  "Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe"  5x14

Aired 7 months ago - Mar 08, 2018

Bonnie locks horns with Jill’s "inner strength" coach, Miranda. Also, Christy struggles to bounce back after being rejected from law school.

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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 1
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Jill, the only person that can make you feel safe is you.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 3
Wendy, it's okay to be angry.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 4
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 5
Hey, back off!
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 6
Everyone has an untapped reservoir of strength,
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 7
I see you.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 8
Everyone's beautiful in their own peculiar way.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 9
Get out of your problems, get into your power.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 10
but you need to learn to live in the real world.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 11
a moderation bunch of gals.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 12
- What? - It's 4:30.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 13
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 14
- Maybe I need a Miranda. - Hey, I'm your Miranda.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 15
and help me clean up here?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 16
Jill, do you know why I started riding a motorcycle?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 17
Relax, Jill. Marjorie made them.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 18
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I'm gonna put that in the win column.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 20
but I have a teeny-tiny issue with the first step of A.A.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 21
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 22
That's the answer to your problems.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 23
If you're gonna take out my mom, use poison.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 24
No offense, but I don't really think
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 25
I hope so. I've never had my energy cleansed before.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 26
Are you ready to go on a little journey to you?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 27
Close your eyes.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 28
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because every experience is unique.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 30
Yes.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 31
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Let me guess, that was my childhood.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 34
After she got rid of Christy's negative energy,
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 35
But I hit a wall, and Miranda's helping me break through.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 36
I don't know. This was pretty quick and I feel pretty fixed.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 37
and I'm gonna change their minds.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 38
What?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 39
And you bought that? When did you become a boob?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 40
Namo amitabha, namo amitabha, namo amitabha.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 41
Look, I don't care if you're dipping into Jill's Botox fund,
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 42
because I sense you were not protected by your mother.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 43
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And it's not your fault your mother left you.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 45
Oh, God, you-you smell like cookies.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 46
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 47
that I have limitless power.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 48
Get me a reservation somewhere fantastic tonight.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 49
Yeah, but they're booked a month in advance.
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I opened you up.

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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 2
Jill, the only person that can make you feel safe is you.
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Wendy, it's okay to be angry.
#3
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Hey, back off!
#5
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Everyone has an untapped reservoir of strength,
#6
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 7
I see you.
#7
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 8
Everyone's beautiful in their own peculiar way.
#8
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 9
Get out of your problems, get into your power.
#9
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 10
but you need to learn to live in the real world.
#10
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 11
a moderation bunch of gals.
#11
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- What? - It's 4:30.
#12
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- Maybe I need a Miranda. - Hey, I'm your Miranda.
#14
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and help me clean up here?
#15
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 16
Jill, do you know why I started riding a motorcycle?
#16
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Relax, Jill. Marjorie made them.
#17
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I'm gonna put that in the win column.
#19
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but I have a teeny-tiny issue with the first step of A.A.
#20
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That's the answer to your problems.
#22
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If you're gonna take out my mom, use poison.
#23
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 24
No offense, but I don't really think
#24
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I hope so. I've never had my energy cleansed before.
#25
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 26
Are you ready to go on a little journey to you?
#26
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Close your eyes.
#27
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because every experience is unique.
#29
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Yes.
#30
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Let me guess, that was my childhood.
#33
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 34
After she got rid of Christy's negative energy,
#34
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 35
But I hit a wall, and Miranda's helping me break through.
#35
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I don't know. This was pretty quick and I feel pretty fixed.
#36
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and I'm gonna change their minds.
#37
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What?
#38
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And you bought that? When did you become a boob?
#39
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Namo amitabha, namo amitabha, namo amitabha.
#40
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Look, I don't care if you're dipping into Jill's Botox fund,
#41
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because I sense you were not protected by your mother.
#42
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And it's not your fault your mother left you.
#44
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Oh, God, you-you smell like cookies.
#45
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that I have limitless power.
#47
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Get me a reservation somewhere fantastic tonight.
#48
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Yeah, but they're booked a month in advance.
#49
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I opened you up.
#50