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Season 5  "Teenage Vampires and a White Russian"  5x9

Aired 7 months ago - Jan 04, 2018

Bonnie is upset when her brother, Ray is arrested and calls Adam instead of her to bail him out. Also, Christy gets fired from her job at the restaurant.

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I had compassion the last time he messed up.
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Yes. What'd you do in Carlsbad?
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it was taking forever, so I strike up a conversation
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It's like he doesn't know who he's talking to.
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Okay, then just listen. We're gonna go to our place,
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- but I'm not doing AA. - Why not?
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Technically, if you stopped before, you haven't stopped.
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but I can speak for myself.
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(singsongy whisper): The rest of this drive
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Excuse us. Your actual waitress will be right back.
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I would normally sneak this out the back,
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Something on your mind, Bonnie?
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See? Right there, not my style.
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That part of my life is over.
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Well, certainly, there's no shortage of restaurants in Napa.
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and I knew how many steaks I could sneak out in my pants.
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I'm sorry. Make love to him.
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Oh, my God.
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Teenage vampires fall in love,
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No, we don't want blueberries.
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Sure I do.
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You leave or I'm calling the cops.
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Ah, see? She called me "waitress."
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has clearly found his...
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I'm glad you're here.
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(chuckles): Thank God.
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♪ We are family ♪
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You see what's going on here, right?
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but they don't take the kind of insurance Ray has.
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The other option is keep him with us
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and I am the only one who can give it to him.
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So w-what am I supposed to do?
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He's here today from corporate in Sacramento.
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I have worked at this restaurant for 11 years,
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along with assorted vermin.
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So, you fire me and all of this goes on Yelp.
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That's how you make it to Sacramento.
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