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Season 5  "Gayborhood"  5x5

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 11, 2015

A wild night at a neighbor's house leads the guys to question the nature of their relationship.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 1
I understand you got to do what you got to do
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Av...
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Oh, I'm straight. I want to know ... is it a burden,
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
- Sounds vaguely familiar. - Has a smell of sulphur to him.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
- Warned Boyd off any future pursuits. - Tight hair, bushy beard?
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
So...
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
No wonder you're scared.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
- Can I help you? - Where's my manners?
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
- Okay. - Great.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
and feeling sorry for me, and that shit gets old.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
Grady Hale and Markham, his partner,
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
the only person that ever knew the name of the snitch
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
you know, maybe when my cable runs out, I'll look into it.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
It's interesting.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
I know that, Art. I do.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
You take out the trash and the snake.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21
♪ you try to bogard, fall back, I go hard ♪
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22
We can't make sense of your C.Y.A. book.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24
Means first offer declined, counteroffer accepted.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
We stopped by. Place burned to the concrete footings.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
You mean Occam's razor.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
I'm just saying Markham wants land,
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
in the land of the Christmas tree weed, who are we to fetter progress?
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
- Twisting my stomach in knots. - Running for mayor again?
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
Carbon monoxide killed them both in their sleep.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
Both refused.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
and watch those girls bouncing in their skirts,
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
Yet so few knew how to use it.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
You know a lot about me.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
I was married to Grady for 20 years.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
My question is this ...
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
Hence mercenaries guarding a pizza place full of dough.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
Probably sooner than later. The way the smoke's blowing.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
Oh, yeah. And my price.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
we were thinking, uh, emulex?
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
It's 16 inches of Youngstown steel, dude.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
your nuts up to a car battery. Oh! Where's my manners?
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
- Trust, brother, trust. - Well, that's the thing, Wiz...
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
It's too big to move, too expensive to dismantle.
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
- for being abandoned. - Hell, an A-bomb could go off,
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50
This old pile of tungsten, this is just pure brute force.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
Av...
#2
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Oh, I'm straight. I want to know ... is it a burden,
#3
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
- Sounds vaguely familiar. - Has a smell of sulphur to him.
#4
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
- Warned Boyd off any future pursuits. - Tight hair, bushy beard?
#5
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
So...
#6
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
No wonder you're scared.
#7
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
- Can I help you? - Where's my manners?
#8
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
- Okay. - Great.
#9
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and feeling sorry for me, and that shit gets old.
#13
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
Grady Hale and Markham, his partner,
#14
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
the only person that ever knew the name of the snitch
#15
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
you know, maybe when my cable runs out, I'll look into it.
#16
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
It's interesting.
#17
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I know that, Art. I do.
#18
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You take out the trash and the snake.
#19
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♪ you try to bogard, fall back, I go hard ♪
#21
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We can't make sense of your C.Y.A. book.
#22
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Means first offer declined, counteroffer accepted.
#24
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We stopped by. Place burned to the concrete footings.
#25
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
You mean Occam's razor.
#26
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
I'm just saying Markham wants land,
#27
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
in the land of the Christmas tree weed, who are we to fetter progress?
#28
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
- Twisting my stomach in knots. - Running for mayor again?
#29
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
Carbon monoxide killed them both in their sleep.
#30
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
Both refused.
#31
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
and watch those girls bouncing in their skirts,
#32
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
Yet so few knew how to use it.
#33
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
You know a lot about me.
#34
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
I was married to Grady for 20 years.
#35
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
My question is this ...
#36
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Hence mercenaries guarding a pizza place full of dough.
#39
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
Probably sooner than later. The way the smoke's blowing.
#40
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Oh, yeah. And my price.
#42
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
we were thinking, uh, emulex?
#43
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
It's 16 inches of Youngstown steel, dude.
#44
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
your nuts up to a car battery. Oh! Where's my manners?
#45
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
- Trust, brother, trust. - Well, that's the thing, Wiz...
#46
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
It's too big to move, too expensive to dismantle.
#47
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- for being abandoned. - Hell, an A-bomb could go off,
#49
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This old pile of tungsten, this is just pure brute force.
#50