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Season 3

Aired 11 years ago - Mar 20, 2013

In the Season 3 finale, Blake worries about the future and the supremacy of machines when Alice unveils an automated phone system at the office.

Aired 11 years ago - Mar 13, 2013

The guys are anxious to acquire a new video game, but each wants his own copy.

Aired 11 years ago - Mar 06, 2013

The guys take a road trip late at night in search of a legendary breakfast burrito.

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 27, 2013

The guys meet Adam's grandfather during a visit to a rest home.

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 20, 2013

Adam and Ders try to get rich by becoming inventors; Blake joins an artist collective for teens.

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I ain't seen these nizzles since college.
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- Hey, Trick. - Trick daddy.
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All right, so, uh, where's the bar?
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- I own every Good Charlotte CD. - So do I.
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Not the actu... well, actually,
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anyway you can get 'em, man.
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Okay, but this so-called yoga studio
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Guy was acting like the second coming of Master P, you know?
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You should come hang with us tonight.
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That's cool. That sounds fun. That sounds fun.
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My face is melting off!
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blow is a delicious treat that should be consumed a bunch.
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Line me up, my nizzle!
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But what exactly is the plan?
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[Whispering indistinctly]
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Come on, let's go.
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That turd is the enemy!
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So this dude comes up to me with this stupid idea, right?
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Yeah, yeah, go ahead and hit me with 'em, right?
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in the shape of one of those rubber armpits
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Raisin.
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Now, that's...
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I look forward to giving you a private apology,
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I don't know what that is, but I'm in, Shame.
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We turn those sprinklers into tinklers.
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We totally jacked up this old security guard.
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You may have had the initial thought, but we fleshed it out and made it sexy.
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but I'm kind of a hairy artist, all right?
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- No! - Bye bye, goldilocks!
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I saw the entire women's team at a Perkins,
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We can make our own American unburnable flag
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- Why is it so hard? - Because I'm exhausted.
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Wet, wet, wet...
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[Screams]
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- Oh, my God, it is. It is. - Yours is bleeding.
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What's up? Hey, bro!
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Let's practice. One, two, three, four...
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- Totally, totally ready. - Yes, uh-huh.
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Is the piss ready?
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Arf.
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And I get why you guys like this place, man.
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Hey, who here is American?
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[Cell phone buzzes]
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It's just that, that urine was, like, sunchip yellow, man.
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- [Beatboxing] - * Fire is tyranny *
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You guys have music where you're from, huh?
Aired 11 years ago - Feb 13, 2013

The guys look for romance on the Web when they're alone on Valentine's Day.

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 06, 2013

The guys get hooked on betting on high-school sports.

Aired 11 years ago - Jan 30, 2013

The guys meet their new boss when Alice quits being their old boss.

Aired 11 years ago - Jan 23, 2013

Things get spooky when the guys discover a former employee may be haunting the office

Aired 11 years ago - Jan 16, 2013

The guys set out to prove they're the funniest people in the office at an employee's roast.

Aired 11 years ago - Jul 31, 2012

A look back in time to explain how Adam, Blake and Ders met for the first time.

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My dog actually exploded when I was a kid.
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Oh, me... Women's sexuality,
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We always get on our knees... And pray to Jesus.
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Whoa, man.
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- Oh! - Oh, my God. Oh, my...
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Don't get nervous.
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Uh, actually, wait right here.
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Gosh.
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What the hell is going on in here?
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[A LA Napoleon dynamite] You're being a frikkin' idiot!
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I'm gonna finger bang you so good... I swear to God.
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Doing a Napoleon dynamite impression
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I shut it off, so we can hit the hay.
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- Right. - If I wanted a joke,
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the enchiladas in the caf.
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Guy totally ruined my dynamite Napoleon impression.
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because I'm too busy hating that dude.
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when they had just shocked it with chlorine.
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That was fun. You wanna do another story battle?
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All right.
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and you are off the chain. Thank you.
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Swim practice canceled?
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Ex-jock coming through. Heads up.
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- oh, these are yours? - Yeah, these are ours.
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♪ You had a bad day
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So that guy's gonna kill himself, right?
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You gots ta have some titties, baby.
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I could titty [Bleep] myself.
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party police. There's still another party.
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We're party policemen! Give us your booze!
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That's people's work. You can't graffiti here.
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- Hey, wait. - Wait!
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I'm like my dad. He talks that way to my mom.
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from Tim curry in the quintessential film Congo.
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Um, here's a joke.
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All right. Don't blow it. [Chuckles]
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Blake, try it once, man. Look at me, man.
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- or, I don't know,
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Yeah, duh. You thick?
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And they just rip it out
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How religious are you?
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the understudy of Javert
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Smoke weed until you die. That's right. That's right.
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One semester in cash. We did it.
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This is my life! This is my life right now!
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[Cheers, laughter] Dude... Yeah!
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This party's gonna go all night, right?
Aired 11 years ago - Jul 24, 2012

Montez thinks his wife is being unfaithful, so the guys help with the search for her paramour.

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Y'all, check this out. We having a little girl.
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She's your wife.
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- O.J. Simpson is here? - Yeah, just over there.
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What's it look like I'm doing?
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Dude, do you not remember the 311 mosh pit?
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and you threw a rock. You... you did that.
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Stay stupid, human penis. Later, duder.
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Go ahead. Go to work, man.
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My Uncle drives one.
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- Oh! You suckers. - Damn it, Adam.
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You want me to take your garba... okay.
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It's over! Why is that?
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I actually just won a foot race, so I'm entitled to the best bed.
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I'm just gonna take it and just rip it.
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Unless...
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Who is it? Okay. Fine.
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- Okay, all right. - Okay, there you go.
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we pound him.
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I'm good for now. I'm probably gonna want more though.
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Don't be thick, man. Not with me.
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We have our perpetrator. He is here.
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Oh, God, you don't get it.
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I brought weapons. Really? Okay.
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You're gonna... you're gonna tetanus-ize yourself.
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No, it looked pretty good.
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All right, just... well, don't break your neck!
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I just, like, barfed out of my thing.
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- What are you talking... - Come on, come on!
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They're not cutting! I'll be back.
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- I thought we lost ya. - Oh, God!
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- I haven't done anything! - Come on.
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We did, though. On Valentine's day.
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Let's go get this cheater.
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What? Wow, dude, has the Internet melted your brain?
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a she, an it. We're not sure.
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is named Karl Hevacheck.
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"musage" van is?
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- like... - Um...
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but we have an opportunity for you and it's pressing.
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I'm lovin' it, I'm lovin' it.
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♪ you a pow pow juggernaut take it up a notch ♪
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I'm the one who's been giving your wife
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All right, like a tootsie roll, man.
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and I gave her the dunking donut,
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You just the prince, man.
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Come on, man. You get first. You get number one.
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I wish I was dead!
Aired 11 years ago - Jul 17, 2012

The guys have to beat Alice to work or risk being fired.

Aired 11 years ago - Jul 10, 2012

The guys welcome two members of their favorite faith-based strong man group into their home.

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and the cat limps now. - Yeah.
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I wanna see two big-ass dudes liftin' a big ol' cross
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- just like the lord's force! Just like the lord's force!
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- ? and then i take the mic, and i don't know what to do ?
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I saw tony shaloub at the aport one time.
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Um, we're gonn go out for a beer.
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- [CHUCKLES] - [GIBBERISH]... buy you a beer?
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- only it wasn't the voice of angels.
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ALL: shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot...
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- whoo!
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and smoke a cigarette with the lord's force.
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- chill out.
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Lil wayne kissed birdman.
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- oh, yeah? It's not what i think?
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- shut the heck up now!
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Sorry, gays, you're off t force.
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Where am i gonna go? - Sorry.
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Consider our casa our casa for you to crash in.
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We're glad to have you here.
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- dudes with giant muscles are never gay.
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Weird things happen when you're drunk.
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and we can get to this proposal, 'cause i got some ideas.
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Good... what are they... - Yeah, good...
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Okay, so... - [CLEARS THROAT]
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- why don't you guys just go think of a new name,
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?
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- you guys are showering together?
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[RHYTHMIC CREAKING]
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[GROANING, STRAINING]
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- yes, and we have noticed that you have gotten very...
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- anyway, uh, given, you know,
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If you can take the pain of a man's unit
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Froot loops everywhere! - Whoo!
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that being gay doesn't mean you're weak,
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and t to working! Do you get me?
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Could be. You know?
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- all right, hey, guys, tell me you're not
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These dudes aren't y dudes, dudes.
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- oh, you gotta be kidding me, man.
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- ? sup... sup... superman
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And we are going to murder the devil!
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i wanna bring out the twin towers of babel.
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lift this 1,000-pound cross
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- [GRUNTS]
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- come on! - [GROANS]
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BOTH: [ROAR] - Yeah!
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- this is not the show! You stop that!
Aired 11 years ago - Jul 03, 2012

The guys' friendship is tested when Ders's dad comes to visit.

Aired 11 years ago - Jun 26, 2012

The guys face the death of a beloved co-worker.

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Hey, Ders, is this the same chick that you told us about
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I don't know about dap, actually.
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So that means you only have to put on...
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spermicide on my French cruller.
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Uh, Homegirl's death, it...
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You see, he just needs a day to grieve...
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and we all agree the best way to commemorate Homegirl's life
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Okay, I don't know what you guys are up to,
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having some sort of service
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in this entire office... Except... except maybe Homegirl.
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Oh, oh, and a karaoke machine, and extra-large...
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That should be interesting.
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{pub}And just some more cookies.
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I'm not, I'm serious.
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- Sex And The City stuff. - Yeah, that's cool.
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- Okay, no accent. - Oh, okay.
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You haven't changed.
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in Rancho Cucamonga,
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What's up, Brajettes? [All laughing]
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real quick, because Hollywood doesn't really start popping
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♪ Dream ♪
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She was a strong woman.
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She was a... A king of the hill.
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And... and now there's nothing left of her.
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Yeah, because, uh, in America, we like to celebrate
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- Mm-mm. - I tried counting sheep,
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- Uh... - By the way, my name's Adam.
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and the last thing she said before she passed was,
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- Really? - It was hard at first,
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but Homegirl loved century club.
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regarding Homegirl's passing into a charity
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And east and west if it'll find a goddamn cure!
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And her name was Roberta Paulson.
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Uh... [Speaks in Swedish]
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Her kids are on the way over with some kind of video will.
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Video will?
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Ay yay. Ay yay.
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You know what? Screw Homegirl.
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No, no, Jillian, it's not cartoons, okay?
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I think those are wise words. Let's liven things up.
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but mostly to Anders and Blake.
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I thought I knew it wasn't really her for a second.
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He was face-timing. This was a lie.
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so you can get physical with those sexy foreigners.
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- ♪ Who's that lounging in my chair ♪ - no, don't listen.
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This is... um... Homegirl's son Craig and daughter Marlene.
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Second, of course, to Roberta.
Aired 11 years ago - Jun 19, 2012

The guys battle Montez in Small Claims Court.

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Damn!
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into the most awesomest maximus event of the summer.
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how am I gonna save a horse, ride a cowgirl?
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We're making money off our party.
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all the straw cowboy hats we can eat, and that's a deal.
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- like we at the Saturn dealer. - There we go.
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She's always flirting with me.
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We want our money back so we can buy a hovercraft
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- That's a really good idea. - Thanks.
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You know what? We're gonna see you in court, man.
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No homo, pro bono. That's a lawyer term, right?
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We bought a hovercraft for a party that we can't have.
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Yeah, pretty freaky, right? It's a, uh--
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If I may, I'm gonna stand.
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- 22 inches and counting. - Dude.
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Or are we dancers?
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- He knows exactly... - You're dumb.
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and you didn't give us any of that.
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so it's time for me to do some liar-ing.
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I don't understand the word you're saying.
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We are just here to tell the truth, the whole truth,
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And are you available this Saturday,
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such as myself holding on to my nine-inch lap-hog,
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I certainly did not see a sign--
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that these sucker-necks are lying.
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Adjourning's the best. Obviously we're adjourning
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we'll buy you a root-beer and a burger.
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I'm gonna ha a big bowl of ass salad.
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Shut up, stay right there!
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But we can be very responsible if you--
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Dude #1, we told you he's not blindfolded.
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- Oh, okay. - Dig your own grave, bud.
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It's a shovel, not a broom.
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Yeah.
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- Yeah. - Because all the leverage
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Uh, we were just trying to scare you out of testifying.
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We are like three fresh meat butt sticks just waiting
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- What? - I don't know.
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I don't know. What do you say, we count to three,
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- Your face so hard." - Right.
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Oh, great, the sun's coming up soon.
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Does it smell like burnt tires in here?
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Aired 11 years ago - Jun 12, 2012

The guys enlist Adam's obese cousin to get a handicapped parking pass.

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So I'm out there, parked on the street,
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and give us the bonus handicap parking spot, okay?
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Hey, Wayman! Move! God... sorry!
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You're gonna bust a nut, and I'm not talking that good kind.
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We're surrounded by ghosts. The place is haunted.
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Makes you wonder how somebody like Drake
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We can ask our real-life handicapped cousin Devin
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His name was just Devin. Devin Demamp.
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- Jeez! - [Deranged laugh]
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- What's going on? - What is going on, my hero?
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- [Laughter] - He got you, dude.
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- I love that. - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Gay dudes... always worried about time.
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Xbox Live, Howard TV, My Cat Circus.
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It should, though, it's so small.
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I can tell you it's bigger than a cat's dick.
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All right, you guys can have the pass.
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Your disability is about to run out,
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Big fat's about to get a job.
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in handicap spots.
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Can't get out of the car.
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You guys already have the parking spot,
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All right, guys, let's go. We got work to do.
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Don't mind if I squeeze... Yes.
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Okay. I'm being selfish.
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In the break room? Oh, my go...
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Gimme the news, not the dick breath, ya butt slug!
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[Charming muzak plays]
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And since we're hiring, I figured he'd be
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What are you looking at? Come on, let's go!
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- I am so sorry to hear that. - Thank you.
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With my cats.
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Move over, Ms. Quiznos, big fat's got a new chick.
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We'll get you on the phone. You'll be stacking cash, man.
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Smells like waffles.
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Here lies Ders, the Telameridork,
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and get on outta here?
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Dude, that was a barn burner!
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So once again, it is arithmetic, man.
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Make lightning do what Blake...
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Guys, I'm just gonna think about this.
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[Bleep]
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No, we pushed him, okay?
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my cat Brent's 27th birthday in human years.
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Hey, we'll see you later, big dude.
Aired 11 years ago - Jun 05, 2012

The guys go behind Karl's back when they find a new drug dealer.

Aired 11 years ago - May 29, 2012

The guys drop acid while on a business trip and soon find themselves dealing with bizarre situations while trying to remain in control.