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Season 5  "Dorm Daze"  5x1

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 14, 2015

In the Season 5 premiere, the guys go to a job fair at North Rancho College, where Ders clashes with Coast Guard officers, while Adam and Blake pursue their dreams elsewhere on campus.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
All right. Hey, guys, check this out.
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- Start it off. - [Clears throat]
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- We are. - Yes, we are doing that,
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- Mm-hmm? - Real quick, what's, like,
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it's like full-body deja vu.
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That's where I was getting that vibe.
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♪ come make phone calls with me ♪
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'Cause I request you take that mic and shove it up your ass.
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Just need your name, email, phone number,
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Doth my eyes hear a fellow thespian?
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Back off, easy. [Grunting]
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So unless you want a little bit of what he just got--
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You are a very bad actor.
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this really cool short film today,
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Nope. That'd be physically impossible.
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In order for semen spray to land here
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I believe you.
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The coast guard, what's going on?
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- the military like that. - Okay.
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I think Officer Pettytailwags is looking a little thirsty.
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And so, at this point, the patriarchy is so deeply
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Fascinating.
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[Laughs]
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[Laughter] This is awesome.
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- You ready to make a movie today? - You betcha, sir.
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their soft cupping of the balls,
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Those women are being exploited.
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to lower their inhibitions. They're victims, Adam.
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no, we're good. All right?
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emotionally to make them think they have no choice.
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You drink my booze, you you smoke my weed,
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That's how they get them.
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- Stop it, you're scaring me. - Good, you should be scared.
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and make a little boy ham sammiches?
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I'm gonna shut it down.
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With a Gabriel Iglesias-style joke.
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- [Laughs] - Nice.
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Shhhh.
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That doesn't matter. What matters is...
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Come on, man, you already made a dog toss my salad.
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