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Season 2  "We Have Manners. We're Polite."  2x13

Aired 11 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

Several futures hang in the balance as the inmates face and confront their worst nightmares: Life will never be the same again.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 1
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 4
Those files...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
A lot of men shave their balls. It doesn't mean they're gay.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
- Holy shit. - [belt buckle rattles]
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7
because I'd always get off nauseous and stumbling.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
I can't lose any more people, Nicky.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9
and it looks like my star might be rising while Fig's explodes.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 11
"You people"? You mean black people?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 12
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 13
I bought a banjolele on Craigslist.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 14
What you did was rough... but it had to be done.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 15
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 16
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 17
I don't have a choice. These people know where I live.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 18
Smother Parker in her sleep with my left ass cheek?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 19
You think that woman loyal to you?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 20
Caputo's getting promoted.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 21
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 22
Catholic school... that's my problem.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 23
Pavel, the opposite.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 24
I can't sandwich toast to climaxes and peace
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 25
Yeah, Vee and I are close. That's right.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 26
the astronaut is taken hostage by, like, this evil psychopath
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 27
[chuckles]
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 28
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 29
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 30
and tell her all about how our day was...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 31
Oh, God, gross.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 32
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 33
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34
Vee said I did.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 35
I just got word that I am officially taking over your job.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 36
and because I'm brown and my mom was on crack.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 37
Look, I don't care if y'all got it or not.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 38
I was being transferred?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 39
Need to ask you something.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 40
But you know who did!
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 41
See, we feel real bad about Suzanne.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
it's fucked up.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 44
"Honey, I'm gonna be home late."
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 45
or I will send your love, the town pump of Litchfield,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 46
I'm sure that you can find the bureau online.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 47
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 48
Stay here.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 49
And you will remain in your bunks until further notice.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 50

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Those files...
#4 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
A lot of men shave their balls. It doesn't mean they're gay.
#5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
- Holy shit. - [belt buckle rattles]
#6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7
because I'd always get off nauseous and stumbling.
#7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
I can't lose any more people, Nicky.
#8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9
and it looks like my star might be rising while Fig's explodes.
#9 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10 #10 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 11
"You people"? You mean black people?
#11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 12 #12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 13
I bought a banjolele on Craigslist.
#13 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 14
What you did was rough... but it had to be done.
#14 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 15 #15 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 16 #16 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 17
I don't have a choice. These people know where I live.
#17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 18
Smother Parker in her sleep with my left ass cheek?
#18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 19
You think that woman loyal to you?
#19 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 20
Caputo's getting promoted.
#20 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 21 #21 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 22
Catholic school... that's my problem.
#22 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 23
Pavel, the opposite.
#23 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 24
I can't sandwich toast to climaxes and peace
#24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 25
Yeah, Vee and I are close. That's right.
#25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 26
the astronaut is taken hostage by, like, this evil psychopath
#26 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 27
[chuckles]
#27 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 28 #28 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 29 #29 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 30
and tell her all about how our day was...
#30 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 31
Oh, God, gross.
#31 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 32 #32 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 33 #33 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34
Vee said I did.
#34 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 35
I just got word that I am officially taking over your job.
#35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 36
and because I'm brown and my mom was on crack.
#36 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 37
Look, I don't care if y'all got it or not.
#37 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 38
I was being transferred?
#38 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 39
Need to ask you something.
#39 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 40
But you know who did!
#40 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 41
See, we feel real bad about Suzanne.
#41 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
it's fucked up.
#42 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43 #43 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 44
"Honey, I'm gonna be home late."
#44 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 45
or I will send your love, the town pump of Litchfield,
#45 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 46
I'm sure that you can find the bureau online.
#46 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 47 #47 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 48
Stay here.
#48 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 49
And you will remain in your bunks until further notice.
#49 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 50 #50