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Season 2  "Low Self Esteem City"  2x5

Aired 10 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

A bathroom turf war sees deeper lines drawn in the sand as Gloria and Vee go head to head. Piper receives devastating news.

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Have to? Son, with me, they always come.
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Me, too. Love to get my dick in her mouth.
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Look, who said anything about being a doormat, man?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
All right. But I have to go soon.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
I thought maybe a little culture would be nice.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
So I heard from my cousin that the whole front of the building on the corner
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I told you. We broke up.
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Of course he did, darling. Something came up.
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Aside from his cholesterol, but he's taking fish oil for that.
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Everybody else was making a shelf, and we were making L-O-V-E.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 18
See, I'm not interested in running some sweaty fallopian relay race.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 19
Why? Because you live in America now!
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Right. Which is why I said Ulya's welcome to come.
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Okay, it's embedded in the concrete,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25
- Chapman. - Can I talk to you for a minute?
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It's fine. I mean, not everybody wants their privacy.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29
Salt. They gave us special trays. Chili shittin' bitches!
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Inmate. Hey!
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- Mr. Fig. - Mr. Fig.
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who I felt gave a shit about these women we're meant to be taking care of.
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You wanna fuck with me? You don't wanna fuck with me.
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I'm just too old for this shit. That's what's wrong with me!
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Show me you could clear the bathroom,
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Would you like to call him to make sure?
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- Right. - Side Boob Tuesdays.
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You could always tell people she got herpes.
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Again, they should think we do. But it's not exactly a priority.
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God, Piper, I'm so sorry.
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You late, I'm late.
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they didn't want the slaves worshipping no more.
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Have to? Son, with me, they always come.
#5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 6
Me, too. Love to get my dick in her mouth.
#6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
Look, who said anything about being a doormat, man?
#7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
All right. But I have to go soon.
#8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
I thought maybe a little culture would be nice.
#9 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
So I heard from my cousin that the whole front of the building on the corner
#10 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
I told you. We broke up.
#11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12
Of course he did, darling. Something came up.
#12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 13
Aside from his cholesterol, but he's taking fish oil for that.
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Everybody else was making a shelf, and we were making L-O-V-E.
#17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 18
See, I'm not interested in running some sweaty fallopian relay race.
#18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 19
Why? Because you live in America now!
#19 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 20
Right. Which is why I said Ulya's welcome to come.
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Okay, it's embedded in the concrete,
#24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25
- Chapman. - Can I talk to you for a minute?
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It's fine. I mean, not everybody wants their privacy.
#28 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29
Salt. They gave us special trays. Chili shittin' bitches!
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Inmate. Hey!
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- Mr. Fig. - Mr. Fig.
#37 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38
who I felt gave a shit about these women we're meant to be taking care of.
#38 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 39
You wanna fuck with me? You don't wanna fuck with me.
#39 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 40
I'm just too old for this shit. That's what's wrong with me!
#40 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 41
Show me you could clear the bathroom,
#41 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
Would you like to call him to make sure?
#42 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 43
- Right. - Side Boob Tuesdays.
#43 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 44
You could always tell people she got herpes.
#44 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45
Again, they should think we do. But it's not exactly a priority.
#45 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 46
God, Piper, I'm so sorry.
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You late, I'm late.
#48 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 49
they didn't want the slaves worshipping no more.
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