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Season 2  "Looks Blue, Tastes Red"  2x2

Aired 10 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

A mock Job Fair provides Taystee with a chance to show off her business smarts; Red feels isolated from her prison family.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 1
You wait around for one to come along, you might die waitin'.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
No! Do not think small.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 3
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
The pure powder form of MDMA.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
It's to help her poop. She's backed up.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
to give you some dos and don'ts of interview dressing, Mrs. Sackin.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
The animal print is too racy and implies poor judgment,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
The hair, it's messy, unpolished, unkempt.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
So, who wins?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
Oh, and for the coffee, the dark roast, please.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
What do you think? She hiked up her skirt...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
What, you live by the Bronx Zoo or somethin'?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
after he's spent the night with your sister.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
I'm sorry, what?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
it's like real purification. You know, my heart feels right.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
I didn't know what I was seeing, Doggett.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
Uh, but any questions you have for Jason, you can direct towards his office.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
I mean, if her teeth was bad before? Woof, ain't much left in there.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
Don't think she's eating a whole lot of pizza.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
She cheated, right? I mean...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
Well, I just wanna get married to Christopher and have his babies
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
Then I could get laid.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
Because my life is sad and small and a burden to those I love.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
I'll take it.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
then I'm gonna be the winner of the job fair
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
Like you would've did better in your potato sack?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
Well, look at you, using your big words.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
Look, Larry, she's my friend, and I'll always take her side over yours,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
Hey, hey, hey, buddy, hello.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
There'd be shit everywhere.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
No, I'm your sister from another mister
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
or call it googly smag, you know?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
Listen to her trying to teach me how to deal.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
All right, grab some bowls, please.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
But what? We'll be ostracized? Already no one notices us.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
See, people can decide for theyselves if they wanna smoke.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
because she's really organized, and she plays real good music.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
in the US since 1983,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
We had reservations to walk up into the head and everything.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
Come on, come.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50
We embarrassed her.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
No! Do not think small.
#2 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 3 #3 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
The pure powder form of MDMA.
#4 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
It's to help her poop. She's backed up.
#5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
to give you some dos and don'ts of interview dressing, Mrs. Sackin.
#6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
The animal print is too racy and implies poor judgment,
#7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
The hair, it's messy, unpolished, unkempt.
#8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
So, who wins?
#9 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10 #10 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
Oh, and for the coffee, the dark roast, please.
#11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
What do you think? She hiked up her skirt...
#12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13 #13 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
What, you live by the Bronx Zoo or somethin'?
#14 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
after he's spent the night with your sister.
#15 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16 #16 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
I'm sorry, what?
#17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
it's like real purification. You know, my heart feels right.
#18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
I didn't know what I was seeing, Doggett.
#19 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20 #20 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
Uh, but any questions you have for Jason, you can direct towards his office.
#21 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
I mean, if her teeth was bad before? Woof, ain't much left in there.
#22 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
Don't think she's eating a whole lot of pizza.
#23 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
She cheated, right? I mean...
#24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25 #25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
Well, I just wanna get married to Christopher and have his babies
#26 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
Then I could get laid.
#27 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
Because my life is sad and small and a burden to those I love.
#28 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
I'll take it.
#29 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
then I'm gonna be the winner of the job fair
#30 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
Like you would've did better in your potato sack?
#31 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
Well, look at you, using your big words.
#32 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33 #33 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34 #34 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
Look, Larry, she's my friend, and I'll always take her side over yours,
#35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
Hey, hey, hey, buddy, hello.
#36 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
There'd be shit everywhere.
#37 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
No, I'm your sister from another mister
#38 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
or call it googly smag, you know?
#39 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
Listen to her trying to teach me how to deal.
#40 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
All right, grab some bowls, please.
#41 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
But what? We'll be ostracized? Already no one notices us.
#42 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43 #43 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
See, people can decide for theyselves if they wanna smoke.
#44 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
because she's really organized, and she plays real good music.
#45 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
in the US since 1983,
#46 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47 #47 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
We had reservations to walk up into the head and everything.
#48 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
Come on, come.
#49 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50
We embarrassed her.
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