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Season 1  "Fucksgiving"  1x9

Aired 12 years ago - Jul 11, 2013

Thanksgiving arrives with the promise of a visit by Larry, but Piper's raunchy dance moves land her in solitary with a holiday feast of moldy bologna.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 1
Yeah. It's not even sex, you know? I just...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
Well, that's what you want, right?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
Damn! I can't keep all this fan mail straight.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
Yeah, maybe I'll fucking turn it on this time.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
What are you doing? It's freezing out.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
They're gonna wish that they were you. You are cool.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
It's my second attempt. I spelled it wrong the first time.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Yeah, she's kind of right.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
That thing that happens to animals in captivity where it changes they brains?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
who gave me some free advice on how to talk to the bank.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
Here to see Chapman? Yep.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
That shit was amazing. Nobody's ever licked my pussy like that.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
You mean, your operation?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
Next time you fuck with my stash, I'll end your life.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
Hello, you have reached
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
We'll cancel. We'll cover the mirrors, sit shivah.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
You needed a little time-out to think about your behavior.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
You put me in this hellhole for no reason.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
Where's my mattress?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
Um, is there a bathroom?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
I had this white fringe pleather jacket
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
Emiliano, even you could still be something.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
and I'ma order a Sex on the Beach
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
I love your show. I mean, I love... I love you.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
Little Nicky at 19? Mmm! I would've turned you out in two seconds.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
A lot of women lust after their pastors, it's very common.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
I mean, it hasn't been easy, but, you know, relationships are not easy.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
we'd probably talk to actual inmates.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
Why is there no gravy?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
And I am telling you I don't have the write-ups or the paperwork to support it.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
Hmm, Burset.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2 #2 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
Well, that's what you want, right?
#3 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
Damn! I can't keep all this fan mail straight.
#4 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
Yeah, maybe I'll fucking turn it on this time.
#5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
What are you doing? It's freezing out.
#6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
They're gonna wish that they were you. You are cool.
#7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
It's my second attempt. I spelled it wrong the first time.
#8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9 #9 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10 #10 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Yeah, she's kind of right.
#11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12 #12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
That thing that happens to animals in captivity where it changes they brains?
#13 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
who gave me some free advice on how to talk to the bank.
#14 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
Here to see Chapman? Yep.
#15 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16 #16 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17 #17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
That shit was amazing. Nobody's ever licked my pussy like that.
#18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19 #19 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
You mean, your operation?
#20 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
Next time you fuck with my stash, I'll end your life.
#21 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
Hello, you have reached
#22 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
We'll cancel. We'll cover the mirrors, sit shivah.
#23 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
You needed a little time-out to think about your behavior.
#24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
You put me in this hellhole for no reason.
#25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
Where's my mattress?
#26 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27 #27 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
Um, is there a bathroom?
#28 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
I had this white fringe pleather jacket
#29 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30 #30 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
Emiliano, even you could still be something.
#31 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32 #32 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
and I'ma order a Sex on the Beach
#33 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34 #34 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
I love your show. I mean, I love... I love you.
#35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36 #36 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37 #37 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38 #38 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
Little Nicky at 19? Mmm! I would've turned you out in two seconds.
#39 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
A lot of women lust after their pastors, it's very common.
#40 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41 #41 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
I mean, it hasn't been easy, but, you know, relationships are not easy.
#42 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
we'd probably talk to actual inmates.
#43 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
Why is there no gravy?
#44 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45 #45 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46 #46 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
And I am telling you I don't have the write-ups or the paperwork to support it.
#47 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48 #48 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49 #49 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
Hmm, Burset.
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