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Season 1  "Lesbian Request Denied"  1x3

Aired 12 years ago - Jul 11, 2013

Targeted for romance by a fellow prisoner, Piper finds that subtlety is an ineffective approach to letting her suitor down.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 1
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Wait, you got assigned?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
Is that duct tape?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
Do you want some?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
I was in Afghanistan.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
Ladies in the house programs, we will begin in one hour.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
If I find a mess on this floor, my floor, you're gonna hear about it.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Look at you getting your sweat on.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
I'm gonna call you Dandelion.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
so I don't have any testosterone left
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
Word is she killed someone. That's why she doin' so much time.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
Swing shift guard detail. P m. cell check commences at 2 1 30 hours.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
Yeah, she is bothering me.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
That's bullshit. That could mean anything.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
Come here.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
Please keep it.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
I told Piper, it's much harder to conceive when you're in your late 30s.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
She doesn't know how to make a Word document.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
I already made my baby.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
I like the Lebrons.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
Nice kicks.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
Lesbian request denied.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
She's volatile, that one. She was removed from the puppy program.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
Been a little distracted. Maybe you heard, my fiancée's in prison.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
it is way, way better.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
they met their quality parenting quota.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
Here.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
You know, maybe I was unclear,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
They took me off my hormones.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
I'm working two jobs, I'm trying to raise our son.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
At least he'd be at his baseball games, even if it was in a dress.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
-What? -You didn't have to take me down with you.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
You were just this boring little girl from Connecticut,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
I am nobody's cleaning lady and I make honor cube every week,

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Wait, you got assigned?
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Is that duct tape?
#5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6 #6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
Do you want some?
#7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
I was in Afghanistan.
#8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
Ladies in the house programs, we will begin in one hour.
#9 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
If I find a mess on this floor, my floor, you're gonna hear about it.
#10 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11 #11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Look at you getting your sweat on.
#12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
I'm gonna call you Dandelion.
#13 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
so I don't have any testosterone left
#14 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
Word is she killed someone. That's why she doin' so much time.
#15 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
Swing shift guard detail. P m. cell check commences at 2 1 30 hours.
#16 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
Yeah, she is bothering me.
#17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18 #18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
That's bullshit. That could mean anything.
#19 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
Come here.
#20 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
Please keep it.
#21 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22 #22 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23 #23 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24 #24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25 #25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26 #26 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
I told Piper, it's much harder to conceive when you're in your late 30s.
#27 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28 #28 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
She doesn't know how to make a Word document.
#29 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
I already made my baby.
#30 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
I like the Lebrons.
#31 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
Nice kicks.
#32 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
Lesbian request denied.
#33 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
She's volatile, that one. She was removed from the puppy program.
#34 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35 #35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36 #36 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
Been a little distracted. Maybe you heard, my fiancée's in prison.
#37 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
it is way, way better.
#38 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
they met their quality parenting quota.
#39 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
Here.
#40 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
You know, maybe I was unclear,
#41 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
They took me off my hormones.
#42 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
I'm working two jobs, I'm trying to raise our son.
#43 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
At least he'd be at his baseball games, even if it was in a dress.
#44 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45 #45 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
-What? -You didn't have to take me down with you.
#46 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
You were just this boring little girl from Connecticut,
#47 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48 #48 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49 #49 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
I am nobody's cleaning lady and I make honor cube every week,
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