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Orange Is the New Black

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Season 1  "Fool Me Once"  1x12

Aired 11 years ago - Jul 11, 2013

Painful truths reorient several relationships and careers; Pennsatucky feels disrespected by Piper, which is not good; Larry delivers an ultimatum.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 1
Because the answer is, you're not a nice person.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
I'm over it. Really.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
And they say there's no such thing as miracles.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6
'Cause there ain't no judge, there ain't no justice.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
Look, my cousin, Sierra, she had a baby down at County last summer,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10
I hadn't seen or heard from you in eight years.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 11
No, it's dandelions.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12
is your need to say that a person is exactly anything.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14
right off my feet.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
Oh, God! Oh, God! I, I love you. Oh, God!
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
Did she scream? Was she crying?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18
it ain't gonna come down on you.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19
About what?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20
Remember how you yourself have been forgiven.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 22
No. You are straight as they come.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 23
Also, it helps if you don't use their names.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 24
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
Hank-Thoreau-at-Walden-Pond fantasy shit
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
Sometimes you wanna feel something.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
No, a deer can jump an eight-foot barb wire fence
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29
from the farm next door who was running away from home
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30
Hey! To honor my African roots, you feel me?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
You made the Almighty God into a joke,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32
Got somewhere to be?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35
Butter him up, he'll probably give you a raise right on the spot.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 37
I'm being serious. Are you gonna get a job?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38
Me too.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 41
They gonna be up your ass like the KGB.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 42
It ain't like that, P. Minimum wage is some kinda joke.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 43
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 44
Oh, man! I didn't think it was like that. Shit. I'm sorry.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 45
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 48
I'm confused here.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 49
I don't believe a billion Indians are going to hell,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 50
calling from The City Post, online edition.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2 #2 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
I'm over it. Really.
#3 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4 #4 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
And they say there's no such thing as miracles.
#5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6
'Cause there ain't no judge, there ain't no justice.
#6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
Look, my cousin, Sierra, she had a baby down at County last summer,
#7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8 #8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9 #9 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10
I hadn't seen or heard from you in eight years.
#10 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 11
No, it's dandelions.
#11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12
is your need to say that a person is exactly anything.
#12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13 #13 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14
right off my feet.
#14 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
Oh, God! Oh, God! I, I love you. Oh, God!
#15 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16 #16 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
Did she scream? Was she crying?
#17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18
it ain't gonna come down on you.
#18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19
About what?
#19 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20
Remember how you yourself have been forgiven.
#20 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21 #21 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 22
No. You are straight as they come.
#22 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 23
Also, it helps if you don't use their names.
#23 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 24 #24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
Hank-Thoreau-at-Walden-Pond fantasy shit
#25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26 #26 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
Sometimes you wanna feel something.
#27 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
No, a deer can jump an eight-foot barb wire fence
#28 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29
from the farm next door who was running away from home
#29 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30
Hey! To honor my African roots, you feel me?
#30 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
You made the Almighty God into a joke,
#31 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32
Got somewhere to be?
#32 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33 #33 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34 #34 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35
Butter him up, he'll probably give you a raise right on the spot.
#35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36 #36 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 37
I'm being serious. Are you gonna get a job?
#37 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38
Me too.
#38 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39 #39 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40 #40 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 41
They gonna be up your ass like the KGB.
#41 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 42
It ain't like that, P. Minimum wage is some kinda joke.
#42 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 43 #43 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 44
Oh, man! I didn't think it was like that. Shit. I'm sorry.
#44 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 45 #45 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46 #46 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47 #47 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 48
I'm confused here.
#48 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 49
I don't believe a billion Indians are going to hell,
#49 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 50
calling from The City Post, online edition.
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