Eastbound & Down

In the Season 4 premiere, Kenny Powers is now a family man—with his wife, April, two little kids and a home in the suburbs—but a night out with a former teammate and current TV star has him yearning to get back in the limelight.

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I had proven that I was a man

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And, ultimately, I was rewarded

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- Human Centipede. - Human Centipede. Yes, Shayna.

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OK, OK. Kenny, what is this from the bank?

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for us to like, chill to tonight when we have this dinner party.

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I love you.

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So I had my testosterone levels checked the other day,

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- and, yeah, wonderful. - A little too healthy.

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Big region. It's a buyers market, though.

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Yeah, I'll do the work, you, you know, clean up.

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You're spending too much money on that house.

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- Yes, Mark. - Ken.

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I wasn't trying to eat the whole thing.

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All right.

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Mos def, mos def.

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I don't really keep up with the sporting world anymore.

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- You also are gonna sign there. - Right here?

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and it'll be 1998 all over again.

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Thrilled. Never been happier.

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our MVP, the one and only...

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who has always been so supportive of me no matter what.

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Aww.

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Must think of me like some kind of dipshit.

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- Our lame ass friends? - Your kids.

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I mean, there are already gay athletes in the league.

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Baseball cap on and a uniform. All skinny with lesions.

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Let's take out our checkbooks. Let's take out our wallets.

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they come and go but the AID train keeps on rollin'.

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Hey, this bastard making all that bank

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I got I don't know how many Subways.

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Hey, I swim in my pool every motherfucking day.

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in the house, please.

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Oh, my God.

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And it reminded me of something I've known for a very long time.

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