S3 E12
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Season 3  "Eagleton"  3x12

Aired 9 years ago - May 05, 2011

Leslie's ex-best friend, Lindsay Carlisle Shay, launches an attack on Pawnee, banning residents from visiting a nearby park in the neighboring city of Eagleton with a large fence, causing Leslie to go to war with Eagleton. Meanwhile, everyone finds out that it is Ron's birthday, a fact that he went to extreme lengths to conceal.

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Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
so I'm there every eight days.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
But the worst one by far is how thoughtful she can be.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
- Why? - It would give us...
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
This woman's right.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
I have a question about your inflatable saxophones.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
I would never make a work-related call.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
still loveable, but grimy.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
Oh, I'm sorry. It's just, nursing...
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
There's only so much you can do.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
Come on, Lindsay, this isn't you.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
- just small ideas. - Mm.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
Pawnee is and always will be a dirty, little nightmare
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
What did I say instead?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
- Wow. - But...
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
finding the smell unpleasant and the soil untenable,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
- I was just at the stables. - Oh.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
Oh, the forum is beginning.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
My house is not even on a street.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
These were for a sick child at the hospital.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Hello. I'm Bertram Rolands, a citizen of Eagleton.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
regardless of wealth or status.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
- Uh, I can wave with this arm. - No, you can't.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Here's to you, Joey, and your mother
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
So cute and so good.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
Why don't you tell me what she did for your last birthday?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
and she had this great guy doing face painting,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
Can I try the andouille sausage?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Yeah, what exactly happened between the two of you, anyway?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
and she took it and disappeared.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Is Leslie's work unsatisfactory?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
and then try to find some dirty stuff in there.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Let's just stop this.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Wait, Leslie. I've got this.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
So here's what you could do, lady.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
or whatever rich people have,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
so I suggest you both apologize to each other,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
we're gonna have to toss the both of you in jail.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
Can I offer you anything... herbal tea, Greek yogurt?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
How about a free birthday shoe shine?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
but we're adults, so we hang out,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
- Well, I respect that. - Mm-hmm.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
Oh, my God, are you kidding?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
And punching Lindsay in the face
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
it's like it never happened.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
and I will beat her senseless with a baseball bat.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter.

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Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
But the worst one by far is how thoughtful she can be.
#2
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
- Why? - It would give us...
#3
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
This woman's right.
#4
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
I have a question about your inflatable saxophones.
#5
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
I would never make a work-related call.
#6
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
still loveable, but grimy.
#7
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
Oh, I'm sorry. It's just, nursing...
#8
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
There's only so much you can do.
#9
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
Come on, Lindsay, this isn't you.
#10
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
- just small ideas. - Mm.
#11
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
Pawnee is and always will be a dirty, little nightmare
#12
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
What did I say instead?
#13
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
- Wow. - But...
#14
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
finding the smell unpleasant and the soil untenable,
#15
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
- I was just at the stables. - Oh.
#16
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
Oh, the forum is beginning.
#17
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
My house is not even on a street.
#18
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
These were for a sick child at the hospital.
#19
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Hello. I'm Bertram Rolands, a citizen of Eagleton.
#20
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regardless of wealth or status.
#22
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- Uh, I can wave with this arm. - No, you can't.
#23
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Here's to you, Joey, and your mother
#24
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
So cute and so good.
#25
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
Why don't you tell me what she did for your last birthday?
#26
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
and she had this great guy doing face painting,
#27
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
Can I try the andouille sausage?
#28
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Yeah, what exactly happened between the two of you, anyway?
#29
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
and she took it and disappeared.
#30
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Is Leslie's work unsatisfactory?
#31
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32 #32 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
and then try to find some dirty stuff in there.
#33
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Let's just stop this.
#34
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Wait, Leslie. I've got this.
#35
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
So here's what you could do, lady.
#36
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
or whatever rich people have,
#37
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so I suggest you both apologize to each other,
#40
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we're gonna have to toss the both of you in jail.
#41
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
Can I offer you anything... herbal tea, Greek yogurt?
#42
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
How about a free birthday shoe shine?
#43
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
but we're adults, so we hang out,
#44
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
- Well, I respect that. - Mm-hmm.
#45
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
Oh, my God, are you kidding?
#46
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
And punching Lindsay in the face
#47
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
it's like it never happened.
#48
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
and I will beat her senseless with a baseball bat.
#49
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter.
#50