S1 E7
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Season 1  "Star of Milo"  1x7

Aired 2 years ago - May 15, 2018

Despite Lena and Martin getting along as co-parents, they must determine the best way to orchestrate Milo's upcoming birthday festivities based on their new system of boundaries. Meanwhile, Oliver is pleasantly surprised when Jenna shares a birthday invite with an unforeseen guest. Elsewhere, Maya takes matters into her own hands and reveals a surprise guest of her own.

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Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 1
And he's a Kumon teacher, so he's basically Mensa.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 2
Honey, you're the guest of honor.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 3
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 4
Oh. Yeah. Well, it was a gift from Lisa.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 5
Nope. Here you go.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 6
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 7
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 8
Well, I didn't have much of a choice,
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 9
Uh-oh. This mission might be doomed.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 10
- Zorkul-sneedlium. - Jerggil-knee-kilp!
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 11
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 12
I haven't, no. Even my parents are still madly in love 40 years later.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 13
He is a special kid. He also eats ChapStick.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 14
- Ah, yes. Gracias, señorita. - No problem.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 15
I am... slightly pregnant.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 16
I'm proud of you, honey. Way to get knocked up.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 17
- Yeah, we were. - Mm-hm.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 18
Hey. Where's the birthday boy?
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 19
Astronaut Milo?
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 20
When your new baby cousin comes along,
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 21
so I looked it up, and I found out Uranus has 27 moons.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 22
Oh.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 23
Hey, everyone, I also have an announcement to make.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 24
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 25
And I'm happy for you.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 26
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 27
You know, when your mother died,
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 28
and then, one day, I woke up and I realized...
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 29
Okay.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 30
That's because she's a raging bitch.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 31
but she's been nothing but kind to the people I love.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 32
- Mm-hm? - Mm.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 33
to get some juice boxes out of the garage.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 34
And acting all goo-goo over her unborn child.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 35
That would be a pretty big leap.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 36
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 37
Shop's closed, so...
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 38
Stick a fork in 'em.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 39
Hey, I'm Basil. I'm here for Hazel.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 40
- Snickle-zorf mong! - Zorf mong Li kling-klon.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 41
Oh, please. I'm more than accustomed to cleaning up on my own.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 42
- Uh... - Smile.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 43
My ex was supposed to pick up, but she got stuck, so...
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 44
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 45
I think there's one other present you haven't opened yet.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 46
into a stuffed animal that has his soul.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 47
but there's a very good chance that I'm gonna fall asleep first.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 48
- Hey. - Hey.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 49
- Not long for this world. - Oh, you guys.
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 50
I'm gonna bang out these dishes and go to bed.

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Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 2
Honey, you're the guest of honor.
#2
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Oh. Yeah. Well, it was a gift from Lisa.
#4
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 5
Nope. Here you go.
#5
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 6 #6 Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 7 #7 Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 8
Well, I didn't have much of a choice,
#8
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 9
Uh-oh. This mission might be doomed.
#9
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 10
- Zorkul-sneedlium. - Jerggil-knee-kilp!
#10
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 11 #11 Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 12
I haven't, no. Even my parents are still madly in love 40 years later.
#12
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 13
He is a special kid. He also eats ChapStick.
#13
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 14
- Ah, yes. Gracias, señorita. - No problem.
#14
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 15
I am... slightly pregnant.
#15
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 16
I'm proud of you, honey. Way to get knocked up.
#16
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 17
- Yeah, we were. - Mm-hm.
#17
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 18
Hey. Where's the birthday boy?
#18
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 19
Astronaut Milo?
#19
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 20
When your new baby cousin comes along,
#20
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 21
so I looked it up, and I found out Uranus has 27 moons.
#21
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 22
Oh.
#22
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 23
Hey, everyone, I also have an announcement to make.
#23
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And I'm happy for you.
#25
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You know, when your mother died,
#27
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 28
and then, one day, I woke up and I realized...
#28
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 29
Okay.
#29
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 30
That's because she's a raging bitch.
#30
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 31
but she's been nothing but kind to the people I love.
#31
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 32
- Mm-hm? - Mm.
#32
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 33
to get some juice boxes out of the garage.
#33
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 34
And acting all goo-goo over her unborn child.
#34
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 35
That would be a pretty big leap.
#35
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Shop's closed, so...
#37
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 38
Stick a fork in 'em.
#38
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 39
Hey, I'm Basil. I'm here for Hazel.
#39
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 40
- Snickle-zorf mong! - Zorf mong Li kling-klon.
#40
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 41
Oh, please. I'm more than accustomed to cleaning up on my own.
#41
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 42
- Uh... - Smile.
#42
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 43
My ex was supposed to pick up, but she got stuck, so...
#43
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 44 #44 Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 45
I think there's one other present you haven't opened yet.
#45
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 46
into a stuffed animal that has his soul.
#46
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 47
but there's a very good chance that I'm gonna fall asleep first.
#47
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 48
- Hey. - Hey.
#48
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 49
- Not long for this world. - Oh, you guys.
#49
Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 50
I'm gonna bang out these dishes and go to bed.
#50