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SEASON
EPISODE

Season 2

Aired 4 months ago - Apr 09, 2019

Milo complains that Grandparents Day is coming up at school and doesn’t feel Henry is interesting enough to participate. Lena and the kids urge Martin to reconnect with his long-estranged father, Brock (guest star Ron Perlman), to rebuild their relationship. Meanwhile, Lisa continues to struggle financially and considers moving back home with her parents. Elsewhere, after listening to a true crime podcast, Maya worries that Frank has a dark past he has been hiding. MORE -LESS

Aired 4 months ago - Apr 02, 2019

In an effort to connect with their kids and bring the family closer together, Lena and Martin plan a fun outing, only to be interrupted by a blackout. Elsewhere, Lena urges an overdue Maya to get induced but must succumb and honor her birthing plan. Meanwhile, Martin continues to try and figure out where his relationship with Lisa stands.

Aired 5 months ago - Mar 26, 2019

Lena and Martin announce to the kids that Lisa Apple's baby, Annie, is their half-sister, and Martin is surprised when they aren't interested in meeting her. Lena feels the burden of being stuck in the middle between Martin and Lisa but still offers to help bring both families together. Meanwhile, Mason overhears Lena and Martin's conversation about Lisa's financial difficulties and decides to start a fundraising campaign to help. Elsewhere, Lena feels a bit of empty nest syndrome. MORE -LESS

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Listen to you. You sound like the coastal elite.
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- she's gonna be... - I need a favor.
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You know, when baby starts walking.
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I know the kids would love to meet their half-sister.
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- Okay. - Good luck.
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Hi, little mama.
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- Am I allowed to hold her? - Of course you can.
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W-what, you mean... you mean, like, alone, unsupervised?
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It sounds crazy, but I think you should talk to her.
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And where are we on the Bobs?
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I mean, you almost kind of sorta
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but Barnard is my top pick.
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I just hope you like roaches.
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You used to, like, run around the house in that UCLA sweatshirt.
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right at the center of cosmopolitan New York City.
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I love you. I'm... I'm never gonna leave you.
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All right. Let's get right in the crook.
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Buddy, why don't you take a seat on the coach?
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Okay. Both of you guys. Come on. Out, out.
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Mom, what's wrong with you?
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Is that why you want to run off and go to school in New York,
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Okay. Now that I am officially obsessed with our baby sister,
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- ♪ I keep on coming home ♪ - _
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my hard-earned pesos to some rando...
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♪ Was never play the game too long ♪
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big, giant glasses, that won't be my fault.
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Lena told me, so...
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- Oh. - and it's a great job.
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- wonderful. - I know. It's full-time.
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Like, I could go to jail for not helping out,
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without leaving the comfort of your Craftsman-style living room?
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- I-I don't usually do that. - Hey, no, no, that's okay. Here.
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Annie. Oh, my gosh. She was so amazing.
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- Mae wants to go to Barnard. - _
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- ♪ Fly away from here ♪ - _
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So, it seems like your heart is in the right place... kinda...
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First steps, first solids, first...
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Agree! You're the one who said
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Sounds like Mae's being really responsible and independent.
Aired 5 months ago - Mar 19, 2019

Martin grows suspicious of Lena's strange behavior when she begins sneaking out of the house to secretly help Lisa Apple with her baby. Lena tries to avoid Martin but feels she needs to tell him the truth about her arrangement with Lisa. Meanwhile, Martin takes Mae on a driving lesson, which turns into a hot pursuit.

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Right now, you're just lucky you have anyone you can trust.
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I know you're not gonna dump me for you.
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I feel like beating us up right now.
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Oh, my God. Dude, real skaters would be so grossed out by us.
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Hey, what is wrong with you?
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I don't know whether she does or doesn't, but she isn't.
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I'm having great success with chasteberry.
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- What?! He told you that? - Inadvertently.
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From what?
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Behind Martin's back?
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and it's with your ex-husband's baby. That is so you.
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♪ Call your girlfriend ♪
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♪ But you... ♪
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But I don't want him involved. I just want you.
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So I accept your resignation.
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Wait!
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If we're being honest, I kind of broke up with you.
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I wanted you to be able to come home and relax.
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Come on, player. We know this isn't about rigatoni bake.
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Oh, and Mae has driver's ed tomorrow.
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- Sorry. - No, no, it's okay.
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if she eats okay, if she's sleeping okay.
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She smells like powdered sugar.
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This new client is just so demanding.
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They did a write-up about it. I can forward it to you.
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But you're also a part of me, and I am friggin'...
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Driving! We're driving!
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- Should I honk? - No, do not honk!
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Well, she turned. I remember turning wasn't on the itinerary, so...
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- Hey, big girl! - Annie?
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We're gonna...
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Lisa has a cleaning lady?
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Yeah. Lisa says.
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Cuddles? For Granny Apple? Huh?
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My cleaning lady?
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You guys really messed up this family, huh?
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- Yeah. - Yeah. Bones.
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You're gonna have to find a new job, Lorna.
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but her decision-making skills are sorely lacking.
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- He's gone! - Where'd he go?
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That seems a little harsh.
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There's something I have to tell you.
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which turned into spying lessons.
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I-I just want to know how she is.
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But I know she's really stressed
Aired 6 months ago - Feb 26, 2019

Lisa's unexpected pregnancy causes more complications than what Lena and Martin anticipated. Without Martin's knowledge, Lena decides to help Lisa despite her insistence about not wanting them involved in the baby's life. Meanwhile, Mae and Mason try to force Lena to admit that she and Martin are back together. After Maya's false labor scare, she returns from the hospital and is put on bedrest by Frank who insists on taking care of her. MORE -LESS

Aired 6 months ago - Feb 19, 2019

Lena confirms that she has feelings for Martin but is confused when his response is not what she expects. To escape the situation, Lena joins Camille and Maya on a road trip for a girl's weekend before Maya's baby arrives. Meanwhile, Martin, still considering how to respond to Lena, joins Arthur, Frank and Henry in chasing after the women

Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 1
and I figured it out.
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After all this time, Martin may require a more impassioned plea.
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By the way, is she gonna let us take her on a babymoon or not?
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"We're going to!" [LAUGHS] Love those guys.
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Oh, I don't know if a long, bumpy bus ride
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- Do you wanna... - [DOOR CLOSES]
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I could probably... move some things around.
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Not necessarily.
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Ahh, ha ha!
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No. This is my babymoon. No way am I Thelma.
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...when you mix in those levels of anger,
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how was Valentine's with you and Lena?
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wondering what I coulda done differently.
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What, he a funny guy? Gene Wilder?
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[EXHALES SHARPLY] Okay. I'm sorry, boys. I'm spiraling.
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I thought the whole point of this weekend was to treat ow'selves.
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You stop talking for me.
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So, um... yeah. So... so, where are we heading?
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Really? You want to stay here?
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They die in the end!
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Beer, beer, root beer.
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The answer was no in high school, the answer was no in college
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You're gonna dent it with those hooker shoes!
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Of course there was.
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I think I'll just let the cops do their thing.
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Camille and I can sleep in this... bed tonight.
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I don't have anything to go back to.
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And I don't want my baby to wonder why I...
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- [SNIFFLES] - [FAUCET TURNS ON]
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Look at me! Your baby is gonna love you, because you're his mom.
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and his whole life revolves around you.
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I can't live without you, Maya.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[LAUGHS]
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You see, the old Lena
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after I issued my feelings advisory, so.
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- Don't, Martin. I'm serious. - Come here.
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[CHEERING]
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- ♪ That lay between the words I think on a page ♪ - [LAUGHS]
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♪ I'm the man who loves you ♪
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I just...
Aired 6 months ago - Feb 12, 2019

After a doctor's visit, Arthur learns he's under high stress due to Valentine's Day approaching. To de-stress, Arthur suggests his concerns to Camille and asks if they can take a break from the holiday which causes them to fight. He shows up at Lena and Martin's house, where they help by taking him in. Meanwhile, Maya and Camille express disapproval when Lena decides she wants to cook a platonic Valentine's Day dinner for Martin at home. Elsewhere, Mason organizes a Valentine's Day flash mob for his girlfriend. MORE -LESS

Aired 7 months ago - Jan 22, 2019

Camille urges Lena to become more active on social media to get her business off the ground. Once on Instagram, Lena messages design advice to Tamryn, a famous social media influencer who ends up hiring Lena to design her child's play room. Meanwhile, Camille has doubts about Tamryn's intentions and warns Lena that the friendship is one-sided. Elsewhere, Martin takes over for Lena as Milo's room parent and investigates why Milo is feared by his classmates. MORE -LESS

Recap of Splitting Up Together (US) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 1
I used to be a lurker m'self.
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- Sounds like a bot. - You're a bot.
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- Gilded Lotus. I'm changing it. - Oh.
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you know? I don't know if it's a delayed reaction to the divorce
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So, um..
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Oh, well, that's also important work.
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You're not exactly Room Mom material...
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I feel like I want to hug you. Can I hug you?
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She's so confused. I'm Instastorying our meet-cute.
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- [PHONE THUDS] - Ow! Ohh!
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TAMRYN: Quick poll, you guys... hire or fire?
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So tell us your ideas.
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I'm picturing a woodland wonderland,
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- Aah! [LAUGHS] - ♪ Run that beat back, let me show 'em what's up ♪
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Oh, helping out with special projects, overseeing hot lunch.
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- "Black Panther." - "Great Gatsby."
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Jealous?
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She'll chew you up, she'll suck out all your content,
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TTV accepts me for who I am.
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Our relationship is based on mutual respect
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I knew you'd get there.
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Roger was just repaying a few bucks I loaned him on the bake sale day.
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Baby's first follow spike. 16,000!
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to be working with an influencer who is so influential.
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Mm. No, thanks.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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I'm j... I'm just getting this feeling that he might be...
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- Goon? - Yeah, Owen.
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- Hey, superstar. [CHUCKLES] - You missed it.
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but there is... no.. fire.
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delivered thousands of unique impressions
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because I actually need your design expertise
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- you know, I'm not really a party planner. - Supes interesante.
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Technically, I can only mention two companies
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You're a legend!
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Dude, okay, okay. No, he's... he's... he is on a field trip right now,
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Static Touch Plasma Sphere with Mini Tesla Energy Coil.
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What the hell, dude? Where did you get that?
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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♪ You're mine ♪
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[SIGHS] Fine.
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- you get a place at my lunch table and in my heart. - [WASHING MACHINE CHIMES]
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who show you kindness because they love you
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What... what is wrong with you? Have you no decency?
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and refund all of the membership fees.
Aired 7 months ago - Jan 15, 2019

A concerned Lena tries to figure out if Mae is romantically involved with her new best friend, China (guest star Rowan Blanchard). To make matters worse, Mae asks if China can sleep over, which makes Lena uncomfortable and forces her to confront her own issues with intimacy. Meanwhile, Martin worries about Mason's relationship with his new girlfriend, Bronwyn (guest star Sydney Taylor), and gives him advice to help avoid another heartbreak. MORE -LESS

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No, but seriously, I get it.
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do a two-person massage train
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♪ I'll stand by "Q" ♪
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Oh... geez, Dad. Lurk much?
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Uh, 3 1/2 gratifying, joy-filled weeks.
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Understood. But your game's the same.
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I-I appreciate that, son,
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It's going around. So I think, for health reasons,
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No, no. Not uncomfortable with intimacy.
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It's just, as a parent, it's my job to have rules.
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♪ Until I lose my breath ♪
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Ooh.
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allied/asexual, genderqueer.
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"Nachos Del Martino."
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No school tomorrow.
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- Ahh. - All right.
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I think that the two of them are more than friends.
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Boundaries, huh?
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and let you tell me all about it later, but...
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You made a huge mistake. You want me back. Bad.
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blows up in your face, don't come crying to me.
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- Milo, get out. - Okay, okay.
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No, no, no. No sex. No specs.
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- Mason? The middle boy? - Mm-hmm.
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Ma-Mason won't even get undressed in front of me.
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What are you doing down here, huh?
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But you? You're ardent and unbolted.
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Okay, let's get some fresh air in here, shall we?
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Oh!
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Your macho '90s advice almost ruined my relationship
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Do you have Milo?
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they're gonna group bathe and start trash-talking the '90s.
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Will you take my hand in parenting our horny children?
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And I'm not loving either of my options, but I prefer Dad.
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That said, we are very interested in hearing what is working
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They're really good, and I think you'd be impressed.
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Because we trust you.
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But we trust that you will let us know
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Oh, uh, your mom and I talked about this.
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_
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Um... yeah, I'll do a cup.
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better than they should be.
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Okay, let's go, Buttercup.
Aired 7 months ago - Jan 08, 2019

Frazzled by her intimate dream about Martin, Lena accidentally injures her tooth and reluctantly goes to the dentist; Martin escorts Lena to Mae's parent-teacher conference after she inadvertently gets high; Maya asks a familiar face out on a date.

Aired 8 months ago - Dec 11, 2018

After Lena and Vlad's unexpected kiss, things get more complicated as they begin their new work partnership while working with a new client. Elsewhere, Martin goes to Paige's house for more privacy and gets a glimpse into what a more typical divorced home life is, causing him to become uneasy. Back at home, Mason and Mae go head-to-head after Mae finds out that Mason has a crush on a pretentious girl at school MORE -LESS

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There's virtually no room to spread out in the garage,
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- he already left. - No problemo.
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Exactly! And he won't let go.
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He looks up to everybody!
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What?! Bronwyn? You like Bronwyn?
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Just 'cause her dad's a good writer doesn't mean she is.
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Oh, I'll pick some up after I drop the kids.
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if Bronwyn steps foot in this house,
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I was just trying to prove to you that I was over Martin...
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Like a piece of printer paper.
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I mean, I... I don't know what to say.
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Absolutely. Very, uh...
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So what I'm smelling is...
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since you're such a great writer and all.
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I know I'll probably never co-author anything,
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you're getting big-timed.
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Fine, I won't, just in case he tries to message me.
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This is the whole problem with bad boys.
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Do I, like, ruin men?
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But, you're not worried at all about torpedoing
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- I brought you some wine. You're welcome. - Thank you.
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I give him the finger through the window.
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What? He had you last year.
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Thank you.
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Look, my divorce works for me.
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Arcade Fire, this weekend... are we still on?
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Oh.
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I... I just... I-I like the kind of mom you are, is all.
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and I'll be home right after.
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- I dunno how to open the door for it. - Yeah.
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Yes, I'm doing it.
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You seriously invited him over here
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- It's inspired by me! - Whoops!
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- You invited Bronwyn, okay? - Why can't you... guys just quit it?
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Okay, wait just a second. If you stop doing it...
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silk window treatments, all very regal, all very grand,
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just to accentuate the grandeur of the space.
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What do you mean? A sexy couple that makes houses and love?
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Come on. One at a time.
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I understand that you think Bronwyn can be a lot,
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And, Nathaniel, you need to stop being so thirsty.
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- We'll talk. - Yes!
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I'm saying that I can't imagine being divorced
Aired 8 months ago - Dec 04, 2018

Vlad announces that construction on the house is almost finished; Martin begins dating a divorcee who works in his building; Camille tries to be a good influence on Arthur's nephew.

Aired 9 months ago - Nov 20, 2018

Vlad, the new contractor for the house, arrives with his crew and Lena immediately begins to clash with him over his methods of repairing the house. Martin, on the other hand, feels that Lena should let them do what they were hired to do. After overhearing that she’s too uptight, Lena calls up an old friend to help her let out her frustrations. Elsewhere, Martin takes Mason camping to help him get over his breakup with Hazel and to teach him how to be a man, only to learn from him that it is okay to express his emotions. MORE -LESS

Aired 9 months ago - Nov 13, 2018

Lena and Martin’s escalating battle for control of the house is put on hold when Milo announces he wants to go to a school for the gifted – to which they think he will not be accepted. Meanwhile, they both meet a contractor for the house, Vlad, but Lena undermines him and scares Vlad away. Things get uglier between Lena and Oliver after she introduces a new member to the family as payback for all the back-and-forth about the house. Elsewhere, Lena and Martin give conflicting advice to Mason on how to deal with his recent breakup. MORE -LESS

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Can I show this to Ajay after school?
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Hey, you may find that you grow apart,
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Goodness gracious! Silly Daddy.
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trying to be the perfect phony baloney parent.
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Normally I'd make fun of him,
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- Well, you could... - Hey, hey, hey. It's not your week.
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okay? You want her to miss spending time with you.
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That lawn game that we used to play, that Mom banned?
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Oh, that was close. That was close.
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Heard you, uh, weren't a big fan of the Kan.
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but it wasn't gratifying because it was a warm day,
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if they're gonna be laced with your judgment.
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- Well, you contractor-blocked him. - Yeah, if it's really over,
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Are you a good boy?
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That is some deeply sinister [BLEEP] right there.
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- Cashmere! My cashmere! - Yeah.
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Nopey dopey.
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I love you, Dander.
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And now that I think about it,
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You brought Dander into this house,
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Okay, Dad...
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It's an application to Wisley.
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"All these laces, and you still trippin'."
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and to go to the school for gifted kids.
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- have been bickering a lot lately... - Well, I wouldn't call it bickering...
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- Well, I guess if you really want to go to Wisley... - Lena.
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and get him some gifted photos in front of the hearth.
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It's called a quill.
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and he's just too young to face that kind of rejection.
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Okay, that is not the same thing.
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And I am not interested in crushing our 8-year-old's spirit.
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- and Mae... - Mae.
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Right now, you're the one I'm worried about.
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♪ Were we somewhere in between? ♪
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Is this another example of you just telling me what I wanna hear?
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That's what the garage is for, right?
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I don't like to see our kids get hurt.
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Yeah. Maybe we're doing all this worrying for nothing.
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Milo, would you like me to take you on a tour of the school
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Aired 10 months ago - Oct 30, 2018

Lena decides to call Martin's bluff on selling the house but is surprised when he actually begins making necessary repairs to get the house ready to be sold. The realtor sends over a contractor to deal with the structural issues she discovered in the house. Meanwhile, upset that Mae is not enjoying her sophomore year of high school, Lena invites Emma-Rebecca, Mae's friend from camp, to visit; yet she seemingly brings a trail of bizarre and supernatural events along with her. MORE -LESS

Aired 10 months ago - Oct 23, 2018

Afraid that the answer could ruin his chances with Lena, Martin finds every way he can to avoid asking Lisa Apple if she is pregnant, while the potential pregnancy makes Lena more and more distant. At the same time, Lena worries Mason is changing himself to please his new girlfriend and finds parallels to her own relationship with Martin. Elsewhere, Maya tells Frank a pretend story about her "friend" who is dating someone new and pregnant to gauge what his honest reaction will be. MORE -LESS

Aired 10 months ago - Oct 16, 2018

Lena and Martin were once madly in love. But, like many marriages, time and circumstance eventually took their toll, and they decide that everyone's lives would be better if they got a divorce. Facing a daunting real estate market, the couple decide not to sell their house and to "Bird Nest" instead. The 'on-duty' parent will live in the house while the 'off-duty' parent will live in the detached garage. As Lena begins to dip her toes into the dating waters, Martin begins to see his own culpability in his marriage falling apart. MORE -LESS

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- Hey, you know what I really miss? - Hmm?
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and Dad texted that he wanted to come,
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What the hell?!
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- Aroused? - Well, not at this precise moment,
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Okay, now you're rationalizing.
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So...
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Mm...
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Ruin what? Our divorce?
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Things aren't gonna go wrong. It's different now.
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Ahh! Oh, my God!
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- You did? - And it has this amazing deck
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but trust me, okay? She never would have wasted money
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Oh, I literally just showered and did my hair.
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first-aid kit in case of injury, snacks in case of hunger,
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Can you... get the phone?
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And apparently, Hazel is home from Fashion Camp.
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- Gotta run. - Wait, don't you want to talk to...
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And she was a two-face, you know? Total Gemini.
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And I love how your eyes get all weird and squinty
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I have such an overactive bladder.
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Martin, the car won't start?!
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- That's the mix Mason made for Hazel. - Is it?
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- ♪ Slicked back, white T-shirt ♪ - ♪ Slicked back, white T-shirt ♪
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- ♪ Just take me home ♪ - ♪ Just take me home ♪
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Babe! Babe, isn't this incredible?
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Okay, well, change of plans, right? Right?
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The ocean is like a lullaby, just lulling you to sleep.
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I'm asking, does it feel king-sized?
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- said "luxury king-sized mattress." - Mm.
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Unh... well, you know how she gets.
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Well, no, but it's probably early.
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I don't think we should mention anything unless we know for sure.
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one of you is not pulling off that neck scarf.
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It's bliss.
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lounge on that deck, and see if I can make any dolphin friends.
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Now I gotcha!
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- Are you okay holding for another minute? - Yes, thank you.
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and of the filthy hot tub, and they agreed... it's not acceptable.
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It's like you're missing it.
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- We're sorry. All of our representatives... - I thought things had changed...
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and, oh, shower when you shower even if I've already showered.
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I used, like, six years of rewards points to pay for it.
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Thank you for your patience. I understand you're dissatisfied
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I understand. Would a 50% refund be satisfactory?