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Season 6  "Child Star"  6x9

Aired 10 years ago - Feb 27, 2015

The members of New Directions must come together to prepare for their first public performance at a high-strung tween's bar mitzvah.

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Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 1
Superintendent Harris, it's no secret that
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after all of my years here at McKinley High.
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his bar mitzvah.
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♪ I put it right there, make it easy for you to get to ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
♪ Here's your papers, baby, you are dismissed ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
Um... maybe your dancers
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
But, uh, unfortunately show choir bylaws
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
Maybe I could take you next week?
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
But seriously, aren't you guys dating?
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
So I was thinking for the bar mitzvah, since Myron is
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
So, Myron really liked
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
We want energy.
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
if I lick my lips like this,
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
The theme should be me!
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 15
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 16
Oh, um, we would kill it,
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 17
Come on, get up there. Yeah.
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 18
No one wants to get close to you
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 19
I just want to sing with her.
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 20
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 21
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 22
♪ Tuesday's gray and Wednesday, too ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 23
Yeah. But probably not what we're
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
Now, we've got a great slate of entertainers.
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 25
♪ I don't need you ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 26
♪ I can't get over the way you love me like you do ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 27
♪ So, baby, can't you see ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 28
No, you don't.
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 29
but because I-I felt like I had to.
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 30
Okay, postmodern gay, use those shapely thighs
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 31
I guess I can do this.
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 32
In emergencies,
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 33
♪ This one for them hood girls ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 34
♪ Come on ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 35
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and point.
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 37
except make it worse?
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 38
"This woman standing next to me is clearly losing her mind."
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 39
So you just happened to be in here hoping that I'd walk by.
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 40
You know, we still need people for the glee club
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 41
You wouldn't dare.
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 42
♪ I'm stronger than I been before ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 43
♪ On a highway to hell ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ 'Cause I can't resist it no more. ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 45
Uh, sorry, but I got to run.
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 46
Ow!
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 47
But it is just the first battle
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 48
that glee club, lanced it like a genital wart,
 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 49
They can bury me in this hurt locker if they want to,
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and Myron in the club, we have eight members,

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Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 2
after all of my years here at McKinley High.
#2 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 3
his bar mitzvah.
#3 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 4
♪ I put it right there, make it easy for you to get to ♪
#4 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
♪ Here's your papers, baby, you are dismissed ♪
#5 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
Um... maybe your dancers
#6 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
But, uh, unfortunately show choir bylaws
#7 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
Maybe I could take you next week?
#8 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
But seriously, aren't you guys dating?
#9 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
So I was thinking for the bar mitzvah, since Myron is
#10 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
So, Myron really liked
#11 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
We want energy.
#12 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
if I lick my lips like this,
#13 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
The theme should be me!
#14 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 15 #15 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 16
Oh, um, we would kill it,
#16 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 17
Come on, get up there. Yeah.
#17 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 18
No one wants to get close to you
#18 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 19
I just want to sing with her.
#19 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 20 #20 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 21
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
#21 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 22
♪ Tuesday's gray and Wednesday, too ♪
#22 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 23
Yeah. But probably not what we're
#23 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
Now, we've got a great slate of entertainers.
#24 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 25
♪ I don't need you ♪
#25 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 26
♪ I can't get over the way you love me like you do ♪
#26 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 27
♪ So, baby, can't you see ♪
#27 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 28
No, you don't.
#28 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 29
but because I-I felt like I had to.
#29 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 30
Okay, postmodern gay, use those shapely thighs
#30 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 31
I guess I can do this.
#31 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 32
In emergencies,
#32 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 33
♪ This one for them hood girls ♪
#33 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 34
♪ Come on ♪
#34 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 35 #35 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 36
and point.
#36 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 37
except make it worse?
#37 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 38
"This woman standing next to me is clearly losing her mind."
#38 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 39
So you just happened to be in here hoping that I'd walk by.
#39 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 40
You know, we still need people for the glee club
#40 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 41
You wouldn't dare.
#41 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 42
♪ I'm stronger than I been before ♪
#42 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 43
♪ On a highway to hell ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪
#43 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 44
♪ 'Cause I can't resist it no more. ♪
#44 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 45
Uh, sorry, but I got to run.
#45 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 46
Ow!
#46 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 47
But it is just the first battle
#47 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 48
that glee club, lanced it like a genital wart,
#48 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 49
They can bury me in this hurt locker if they want to,
#49 Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 50
and Myron in the club, we have eight members,
#50