S6 E9
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Season 6  "Child Star"  6x9

Aired 4 years ago - Feb 27, 2015

The members of New Directions must come together to prepare for their first public performance at a high-strung tween's bar mitzvah.

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Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 1
Superintendent Harris, it's no secret that
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after all of my years here at McKinley High.
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his bar mitzvah.
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♪ I put it right there, make it easy for you to get to ♪
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
♪ Here's your papers, baby, you are dismissed ♪
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
Um... maybe your dancers
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
But, uh, unfortunately show choir bylaws
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
Maybe I could take you next week?
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
But seriously, aren't you guys dating?
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
So I was thinking for the bar mitzvah, since Myron is
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
So, Myron really liked
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
We want energy.
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
if I lick my lips like this,
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
The theme should be me!
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 15
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 16
Oh, um, we would kill it,
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 17
Come on, get up there. Yeah.
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No one wants to get close to you
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I just want to sing with her.
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 20
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♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 22
♪ Tuesday's gray and Wednesday, too ♪
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 23
Yeah. But probably not what we're
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
Now, we've got a great slate of entertainers.
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 25
♪ I don't need you ♪
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 26
♪ I can't get over the way you love me like you do ♪
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 27
♪ So, baby, can't you see ♪
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No, you don't.
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 29
but because I-I felt like I had to.
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 30
Okay, postmodern gay, use those shapely thighs
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 31
I guess I can do this.
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 32
In emergencies,
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♪ This one for them hood girls ♪
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 34
♪ Come on ♪
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and point.
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except make it worse?
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"This woman standing next to me is clearly losing her mind."
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 39
So you just happened to be in here hoping that I'd walk by.
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 40
You know, we still need people for the glee club
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You wouldn't dare.
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♪ I'm stronger than I been before ♪
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♪ On a highway to hell ♪ ♪ Ooh
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♪ 'Cause I can't resist it no more. ♪
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Uh, sorry, but I got to run.
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 46
Ow!
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But it is just the first battle
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that glee club, lanced it like a genital wart,
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They can bury me in this hurt locker if they want to,
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and Myron in the club, we have eight members,

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Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 2
after all of my years here at McKinley High.
#2
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 3
his bar mitzvah.
#3
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♪ I put it right there, make it easy for you to get to ♪
#4
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
♪ Here's your papers, baby, you are dismissed ♪
#5
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
Um... maybe your dancers
#6
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
But, uh, unfortunately show choir bylaws
#7
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
Maybe I could take you next week?
#8
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
But seriously, aren't you guys dating?
#9
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
So I was thinking for the bar mitzvah, since Myron is
#10
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
So, Myron really liked
#11
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
We want energy.
#12
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
if I lick my lips like this,
#13
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
The theme should be me!
#14
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Oh, um, we would kill it,
#16
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Come on, get up there. Yeah.
#17
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No one wants to get close to you
#18
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I just want to sing with her.
#19
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♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
#21
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♪ Tuesday's gray and Wednesday, too ♪
#22
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Yeah. But probably not what we're
#23
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
Now, we've got a great slate of entertainers.
#24
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♪ I don't need you ♪
#25
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♪ I can't get over the way you love me like you do ♪
#26
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 27
♪ So, baby, can't you see ♪
#27
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No, you don't.
#28
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but because I-I felt like I had to.
#29
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Okay, postmodern gay, use those shapely thighs
#30
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I guess I can do this.
#31
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 32
In emergencies,
#32
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♪ This one for them hood girls ♪
#33
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♪ Come on ♪
#34
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and point.
#36
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except make it worse?
#37
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"This woman standing next to me is clearly losing her mind."
#38
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So you just happened to be in here hoping that I'd walk by.
#39
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 40
You know, we still need people for the glee club
#40
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 41
You wouldn't dare.
#41
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 42
♪ I'm stronger than I been before ♪
#42
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 43
♪ On a highway to hell ♪ ♪ Ooh
#43
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♪ 'Cause I can't resist it no more. ♪
#44
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Uh, sorry, but I got to run.
#45
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 46
Ow!
#46
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 47
But it is just the first battle
#47
Recap of Glee Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 48
that glee club, lanced it like a genital wart,
#48
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They can bury me in this hurt locker if they want to,
#49
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and Myron in the club, we have eight members,
#50