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Season 2  "The Substitute"  2x7

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 16, 2010

After Mr. Schuester gets sick, a substitute teacher takes over the Glee Club and becomes a new love interest and competition for Will.

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Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 1
Is that why Mrs. Weiss called me from next door?
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
Now, get out of here.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
I can't.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
♪ Hooking up words and phrases and clauses. ♪
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Those songs are classics.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Ms. Holliday is right.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
♪ I'm like, "Forget you!" ♪
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
♪ I'm like, "Forget you and forget him, too!" ♪
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
♪ I still love you, hey! ♪
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
This is not up for discussion, fellas.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
Bested by the Beiste,
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
and after a bit, I want you to join in, got it?
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
♪ "They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines." ♪
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh. ♪
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
I'm not worried about someone coming in and usurping me.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
Oh, I totally forgot.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Regarded in his time as petty, corrupt and venal,
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
I'll be going on record with the school nurse later today.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
Sounds reasonable to me. Have you asked?
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
Uh, no, he is a wide receiver on the football team,
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
♪ You can live the life you like. ♪
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
♪ But, oh, it's heaven nowadays. ♪
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
and I've been formally offered the position.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
I know... Let's play a game.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
Has anyone read Patti Lupone's new book?
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
16% of all high school students dropped out last year.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
and for those thirty seconds, I know that that kid has a connection with me.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
You did $17,000 worth of damage.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
- Undetermined. - Great.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
Mercedes got in trouble
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
- Okay, Miss... - Cameo.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
Sounds... lonely.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
And I have no idea what she's doing here.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
If I leave now, I'm never gonna come back.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
You are substituting food for love, Mercedes.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
You kissed me, Karofsky, and I understand
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
You make the under-flaps of my breasts burn,
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
You throw 'em a comb, and hope they stop
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50
Which is why next time I'm sick,
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 51
♪ and we'll never be worlds apart. ♪

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Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
Now, get out of here.
#2
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
I can't.
#3
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♪ Hooking up words and phrases and clauses. ♪
#6
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Those songs are classics.
#8
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Ms. Holliday is right.
#9
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
♪ I'm like, "Forget you!" ♪
#10
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
♪ I'm like, "Forget you and forget him, too!" ♪
#11
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
♪ I still love you, hey! ♪
#12
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
This is not up for discussion, fellas.
#13
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
Bested by the Beiste,
#14
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
and after a bit, I want you to join in, got it?
#15
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
♪ "They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines." ♪
#16
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh. ♪
#17
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I'm not worried about someone coming in and usurping me.
#19
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
Oh, I totally forgot.
#20
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Regarded in his time as petty, corrupt and venal,
#21
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
I'll be going on record with the school nurse later today.
#22
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
Sounds reasonable to me. Have you asked?
#23
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Uh, no, he is a wide receiver on the football team,
#27
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
♪ You can live the life you like. ♪
#28
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
♪ But, oh, it's heaven nowadays. ♪
#29
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and I've been formally offered the position.
#32
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
I know... Let's play a game.
#33
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
Has anyone read Patti Lupone's new book?
#34
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
16% of all high school students dropped out last year.
#35
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
and for those thirty seconds, I know that that kid has a connection with me.
#36
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
You did $17,000 worth of damage.
#37
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
- Undetermined. - Great.
#38
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
Mercedes got in trouble
#39
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
- Okay, Miss... - Cameo.
#40
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
Sounds... lonely.
#41
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
And I have no idea what she's doing here.
#42
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
If I leave now, I'm never gonna come back.
#43
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
You are substituting food for love, Mercedes.
#44
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
You kissed me, Karofsky, and I understand
#45
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
You make the under-flaps of my breasts burn,
#46
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
You throw 'em a comb, and hope they stop
#47
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Which is why next time I'm sick,
#50
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 51
♪ and we'll never be worlds apart. ♪
#51