S2 E1
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Season 2  "Auditions"  2x1

Aired 10 years ago - Sep 21, 2010

After a tough loss at Regionals, the glee club is back as the underdogs of McKinley High. When the school is faced with even more budget cuts, Mr. Schuester pushes the kids to help recruit new members for the club. Rachel and Finn disagree on new recruits, and aren’t sure they will be able to come together in perfect harmony.

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Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 1
I don't suppose there's any way you could just cut out that last part, is there?
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 2
Nobody wants to be part of a club that just anyone can join.
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all by yourself.
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- a winning football team. - Who's this?
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
to impregnate the tailpipes of various off-road vehicles.
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- This doesn't make any sense. - What?
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
- Yeah. I'm with Rachel on this one. - Gross.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
♪ Yeah, yeah, I'm out that Brooklyn ♪
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
♪ Tell by my attitude that I'm most definitely from ♪
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
# In New York #
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
what Glee Club was all about. And how does the school repay them?
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
I made it super masculine, just like these pamphlets I saw
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
# I left my head and my heart on the dance floor #
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except doing exactly what she says without question.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
This kind of abuse and teasing
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And the first ten to puke are off the team.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
# Getting to know all about you #
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
Dude, you'd be like a human cannonball. That would be awesome!
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
I like his confidence, but the Bieber cut's gotta go.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
# My eyes #
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23
# Ha-ha! Get it? I'll probably visit where Katrina hit #
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
she has a remarkable voice.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
I'll-I'll-I'll go talk to Sunshine now
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
- Anyone sitting here? - Yes.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
Saw your stats from last season, and it really hurt my feelings.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
I don't like being screwed with!
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
I understand you had your confetti cannons taken away.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
Am I dreaming? - # I've got the power... #
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
Please, Coach, don't do this to me. I need football. It's who I am.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
- Care to comment? - I just...
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
and get the hell out of my office.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
Stop the violence.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
What about that Sunshine girl? I thought you said she could sing.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38
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- Tell me this isn't true, Rachel. - She could have died.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
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# But can't complete #
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
# And I've tried and tried #
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# To the song here in my heart #
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
- Bravo! - Wow.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
And that's how I made you feel.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross.
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
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- I'll never break up with you. - Me, neither.
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Nobody wants to be part of a club that just anyone can join.
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all by yourself.
#3
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- a winning football team. - Who's this?
#4
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to impregnate the tailpipes of various off-road vehicles.
#5
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
- This doesn't make any sense. - What?
#6
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
- Yeah. I'm with Rachel on this one. - Gross.
#7
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
♪ Yeah, yeah, I'm out that Brooklyn ♪
#8
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
♪ Tell by my attitude that I'm most definitely from ♪
#9
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
# In New York #
#10
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
what Glee Club was all about. And how does the school repay them?
#11
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
I made it super masculine, just like these pamphlets I saw
#12
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# I left my head and my heart on the dance floor #
#15
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except doing exactly what she says without question.
#16
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
This kind of abuse and teasing
#17
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And the first ten to puke are off the team.
#18
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
# Getting to know all about you #
#19
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Dude, you'd be like a human cannonball. That would be awesome!
#20
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
I like his confidence, but the Bieber cut's gotta go.
#21
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# My eyes #
#22
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# Ha-ha! Get it? I'll probably visit where Katrina hit #
#23
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she has a remarkable voice.
#25
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I'll-I'll-I'll go talk to Sunshine now
#26
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- Anyone sitting here? - Yes.
#27
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Saw your stats from last season, and it really hurt my feelings.
#29
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
I don't like being screwed with!
#30
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
I understand you had your confetti cannons taken away.
#31
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
Am I dreaming? - # I've got the power... #
#32
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
Please, Coach, don't do this to me. I need football. It's who I am.
#33
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
- Care to comment? - I just...
#34
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and get the hell out of my office.
#35
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Stop the violence.
#36
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What about that Sunshine girl? I thought you said she could sing.
#37
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- Tell me this isn't true, Rachel. - She could have died.
#39
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# But can't complete #
#41
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# And I've tried and tried #
#42
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# To the song here in my heart #
#43
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
- Bravo! - Wow.
#44
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
And that's how I made you feel.
#45
Recap of Glee Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross.
#46
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- I'll never break up with you. - Me, neither.
#49
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