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Season 1  "The Rhodes Not Taken"  1x5

Aired 15 years ago - Sep 30, 2009

A new face stirs things up for New Directions when April Rhodes (guest star Kristin Chenoweth) lends her voice to the show.

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Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 1
Honey, are you all right?
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 2
But, you know, there are very few students that ever get athletic scholarships.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 3
But if you're concerned about your future...
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
Now get those sweater puppies out of their cashmere cage.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5
- Not gonna get an argument from me. - I'm not?
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 7
Okay, just wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
Not sure if you remember me, but my name is Will Schuester.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9
l-l-l-I was a freshman when you were a senior.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
- Who are you? - I'm Sandra with Oakcrest Realty.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
We ended up in Cleveland slinging hash at Ralph's Bait Shop and Waffle House.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
Hey, Tinkles, gimme "Maybe This Time" in B-flat.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
¶¶ Lady Peaceful ¶¶
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
¶¶ Lady Happy ¶¶
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 18
I huffed a lot of upholstery cleaner in the '90s.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 19
That's fantastic.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 20
¶¶ You make my dreams come true ¶¶
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 21
What this show needs is a star with a little bit more maturity.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 22
But we both know that's not gonna happen.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
Talent doesn't age, sweetheart.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
I'm so sorry. I-I will... I'll talk to him.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
and I really think the kids are gonna learn a lot of valuable technique from her.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 28
What you choose to do with your life is your own business...
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 29
Oh, no. Ball sharing is all part of the fun.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 30
- Whoo-hoo! - You see what you can accomplish when you're sober?
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 31
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 32
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 33
¶¶ And the night goes by so very slow ¶¶
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 34
- ¶¶ Alone ¶¶ - ¶¶ Alone ¶¶
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
I love Glee. I just don't see the point in wasting my energies someplace I'm not appreciated.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36
- ¶¶ It's all that we've got ¶¶ - What about Quinn?
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
Maybe Quinn's got one in the oven.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 39
I can't do that if you don't come back to Glee Club. You should take it as a compliment.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40
I hereby grant you complete artistic control.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41
Have you been working on the moves we ta... You've got something right on...
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 42
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 43
¶¶ And I don't even know his last name ¶¶
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¶¶ I don't even know ¶¶
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Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 46
But everybody deserves their moment in the spotlight, you know, to shine.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47
So, where are you gonna go?
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 48
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 49
Hey, guys, you were great!
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 50
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 51
¶¶ Love ¶¶

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Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 2
But, you know, there are very few students that ever get athletic scholarships.
#2 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 3
But if you're concerned about your future...
#3 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
Now get those sweater puppies out of their cashmere cage.
#4 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5
- Not gonna get an argument from me. - I'm not?
#5 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6 #6 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 7
Okay, just wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
#7 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
Not sure if you remember me, but my name is Will Schuester.
#8 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9
l-l-l-I was a freshman when you were a senior.
#9 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
- Who are you? - I'm Sandra with Oakcrest Realty.
#10 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
We ended up in Cleveland slinging hash at Ralph's Bait Shop and Waffle House.
#11 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12 #12 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
Hey, Tinkles, gimme "Maybe This Time" in B-flat.
#13 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14 #14 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
¶¶ Lady Peaceful ¶¶
#15 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
¶¶ Lady Happy ¶¶
#16 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17 #17 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 18
I huffed a lot of upholstery cleaner in the '90s.
#18 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 19
That's fantastic.
#19 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 20
¶¶ You make my dreams come true ¶¶
#20 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 21
What this show needs is a star with a little bit more maturity.
#21 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 22
But we both know that's not gonna happen.
#22 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
Talent doesn't age, sweetheart.
#23 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.
#24 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
I'm so sorry. I-I will... I'll talk to him.
#25 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
and I really think the kids are gonna learn a lot of valuable technique from her.
#26 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27 #27 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 28
What you choose to do with your life is your own business...
#28 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 29
Oh, no. Ball sharing is all part of the fun.
#29 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 30
- Whoo-hoo! - You see what you can accomplish when you're sober?
#30 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 31 #31 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 32 #32 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 33
¶¶ And the night goes by so very slow ¶¶
#33 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 34
- ¶¶ Alone ¶¶ - ¶¶ Alone ¶¶
#34 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
I love Glee. I just don't see the point in wasting my energies someplace I'm not appreciated.
#35 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36
- ¶¶ It's all that we've got ¶¶ - What about Quinn?
#36 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
Maybe Quinn's got one in the oven.
#37 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38 #38 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 39
I can't do that if you don't come back to Glee Club. You should take it as a compliment.
#39 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40
I hereby grant you complete artistic control.
#40 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41
Have you been working on the moves we ta... You've got something right on...
#41 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 42 #42 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 43
¶¶ And I don't even know his last name ¶¶
#43 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 44
¶¶ I don't even know ¶¶
#44 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 45 #45 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 46
But everybody deserves their moment in the spotlight, you know, to shine.
#46 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47
So, where are you gonna go?
#47 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 48 #48 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 49
Hey, guys, you were great!
#49 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 50 #50 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 51
¶¶ Love ¶¶
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