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Season 1  "Showmance"  1x2

Aired 14 years ago - Sep 09, 2009

The Glee Club performs for the school for the first time. Meanwhile, when Quinn sees that Rachel has feelings for Finn, she goes to any length to keep him. Later, Mr. Schuester's wife reveals some surprising news.

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Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
It's time.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 2
I'm not giving up those shiny crowns
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3
but you will never have him.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
Hell to the nah.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
From the top.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
It all started when Terri's sister Kendra
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
This banister was made by Ecuadorian children.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
I mean, if we bite off more than we can chew
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
to make that dream come true.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
No problem.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
* I gotta leave * * Get down, girl, go 'head, get down *
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
* When I'm in need * * She got one of yo' kids *
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
It grossed me out.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
or if he's... you know, he's married
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
SUE: Would you like
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
Who is Justin Timberlake?
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
that both these students be hobbled.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
I'm sorry about that, Mr. Shue.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
No. Or do you think that those kids--
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22
up to my elbows in Vamoose.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23
Still, it is a productive way for us guys to get together
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
Whenever I grind, Cinco de Mayo.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
(female chorus harmonizing)
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
I'm really embarrassed.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
You've been scrubbing that pencil sharpener for an hour.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
You know, I just try to take lots of showers
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
The toilets are broken again.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
* Get up on this *
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
* How to become number one in a hot party show *
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
* Ah... push it *
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35
That was the most offensive thing I've seen
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
I took the liberty of calling my pastor
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
Mr. Schuester, I'm so sorry.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
but I have a... asthma.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
Okay, one more up. (plays higher note)
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
hanging out under there.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
The cups are like the airplane cups.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
(screaming): Oh, my God!
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
You're not pregnant.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45
SUE: Let me get this straight.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 46
I don't care so much about that.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
You and the little guy or gal on the way.
 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 49
Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 50
It was cool. We had fun.

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Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 2
I'm not giving up those shiny crowns
#2 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3
but you will never have him.
#3 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
Hell to the nah.
#4 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
From the top.
#5 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
It all started when Terri's sister Kendra
#6 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
This banister was made by Ecuadorian children.
#7 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
I mean, if we bite off more than we can chew
#8 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
to make that dream come true.
#9 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
No problem.
#10 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
* I gotta leave * * Get down, girl, go 'head, get down *
#11 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
* When I'm in need * * She got one of yo' kids *
#12 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13 #13 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
It grossed me out.
#14 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
or if he's... you know, he's married
#15 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
SUE: Would you like
#16 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
Who is Justin Timberlake?
#17 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
that both these students be hobbled.
#18 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
I'm sorry about that, Mr. Shue.
#19 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20 #20 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
No. Or do you think that those kids--
#21 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22
up to my elbows in Vamoose.
#22 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23
Still, it is a productive way for us guys to get together
#23 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
Whenever I grind, Cinco de Mayo.
#24 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
(female chorus harmonizing)
#25 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26 #26 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
I'm really embarrassed.
#27 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
You've been scrubbing that pencil sharpener for an hour.
#28 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
You know, I just try to take lots of showers
#29 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30 #30 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
The toilets are broken again.
#31 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
* Get up on this *
#32 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
* How to become number one in a hot party show *
#33 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
* Ah... push it *
#34 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35
That was the most offensive thing I've seen
#35 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
I took the liberty of calling my pastor
#36 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
Mr. Schuester, I'm so sorry.
#37 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
but I have a... asthma.
#38 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
Okay, one more up. (plays higher note)
#39 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
hanging out under there.
#40 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
The cups are like the airplane cups.
#41 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
(screaming): Oh, my God!
#42 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
You're not pregnant.
#43 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44 #44 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45
SUE: Let me get this straight.
#45 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 46
I don't care so much about that.
#46 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47 #47 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
You and the little guy or gal on the way.
#48 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 49 #49 Recap of Glee Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 50
It was cool. We had fun.
#50