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Season 5  "The Transporter Malfunction"  5x20

Aired 13 years ago - Mar 29, 2012

Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon “Star Trek” collectibles as a thank-you, leading Sheldon to be haunted by Mr. Spock. Meanwhile, Raj decides he has met the “Future Mrs. Koothrappali” after his parents set him up on a date.

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 1
a wife.
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We married for love.
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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 5
Anyway, I got a little residual check from my commercial,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 6
Where did you get that?
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No, not this time. Then they wouldn't be special.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 8
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 9
Look, it was actually designed for
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 10
Yeah, yeah. My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 11
Plus, I want to make a good impression, and no offense,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 12
Listen, I love your charming racist humor, but any chance
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 13
No, no, I get a say in it.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 14
- This is Bernadette. - Hello.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 15
Dr. Cooper?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 16
The only logical explanation is that this is a dream.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 17
I am not going to dignify that with a response.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 18
Well, I'm not going to dignify that with a response.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 19
Sheldon, wait.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 20
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 21
One to beam down, Mr. Scott.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 22
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 23
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 24
Well, I hope you saved room for chocolate lava cake.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 25
Well, let's see.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 26
we should probably make sure we're on the same page.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 27
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 28
Why me of all people?!
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 29
That's Unbreakable by Khloe and Lamar.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 30
I was looking for.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 31
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 32
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 33
You're the one who told me to play with it.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 34
You must right your wrongs, Sheldon.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 35
I come from a factory in Taiwan.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 36
Very well.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 37
Tiny Spock, help.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 38
can I run something by you? It's about Lakshmi.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 39
to hit on women in bars and they'd blow us off
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 40
but I'm actually thinking about doing it.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 41
Bernadette's or my mom's.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 42
you want to try to find someone else?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 43
I thought you were in favor of gay people getting married.
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Nothing!
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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 48
Which you probably did by shaking it!
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 49
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 50
I guess Stuart sold it to me like this.

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We married for love.
#2 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 3 #3 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 4 #4 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 5
Anyway, I got a little residual check from my commercial,
#5 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 6
Where did you get that?
#6 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 7
No, not this time. Then they wouldn't be special.
#7 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 8 #8 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 9
Look, it was actually designed for
#9 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 10
Yeah, yeah. My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity.
#10 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 11
Plus, I want to make a good impression, and no offense,
#11 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 12
Listen, I love your charming racist humor, but any chance
#12 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 13
No, no, I get a say in it.
#13 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 14
- This is Bernadette. - Hello.
#14 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 15
Dr. Cooper?
#15 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 16
The only logical explanation is that this is a dream.
#16 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 17
I am not going to dignify that with a response.
#17 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 18
Well, I'm not going to dignify that with a response.
#18 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 19
Sheldon, wait.
#19 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 20 #20 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 21
One to beam down, Mr. Scott.
#21 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 22 #22 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 23 #23 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 24
Well, I hope you saved room for chocolate lava cake.
#24 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 25
Well, let's see.
#25 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 26
we should probably make sure we're on the same page.
#26 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 27 #27 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 28
Why me of all people?!
#28 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 29
That's Unbreakable by Khloe and Lamar.
#29 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 30
I was looking for.
#30 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 31 #31 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 32 #32 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 33
You're the one who told me to play with it.
#33 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 34
You must right your wrongs, Sheldon.
#34 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 35
I come from a factory in Taiwan.
#35 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 36
Very well.
#36 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 37
Tiny Spock, help.
#37 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 38
can I run something by you? It's about Lakshmi.
#38 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 39
to hit on women in bars and they'd blow us off
#39 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 40
but I'm actually thinking about doing it.
#40 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 41
Bernadette's or my mom's.
#41 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 42
you want to try to find someone else?
#42 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 43
I thought you were in favor of gay people getting married.
#43 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 44 #44 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 45 #45 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 46
Nothing!
#46 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 47 #47 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 48
Which you probably did by shaking it!
#48 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 49 #49 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 50
I guess Stuart sold it to me like this.
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