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Season 5  "The Weekend Vortex"  5x19

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 08, 2012

Sheldon must choose between joining Amy at her aunt's birthday party or playing videogames all weekend with the guys.

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 1
Yes. I'm attending a party this weekend, for a 93-year-old woman.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 2
Do you supply the the tennis balls? No.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 3
without the rest of the costume.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 4
if I wasn't in shock that Sheldon has girl problems.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 5
Well, I took out the bad words and the yeehaw,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 6
Women like a firm hand on the tiller.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 7
not some hotsy-totsy from Glendale.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 8
I'm smart as a whip. I should be able to figure this out.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 9
then you'd think that I was taking things too seriously.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 10
maybe that you'd be a little upset,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 11
Do you mind if I spend the weekend
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 12
Oh, my, is it getting hot in here?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 13
Choo got a problem with that, papi?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 14
I just stopped by to bring you this gift.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 15
so let me up the ante.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 16
Oh, this is fun one!
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 17
Oh, come on. It's just a simple favor.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 18
All right, then, I have no choice
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 19
Not only do you get to meet my relatives,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 20
have this experience and enjoy it.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 21
and you're going to be sitting there playing a game?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 22
than honoring your commitment to me,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 23
I wouldn't mind a piece of birthday cake,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 24
I've got everything we'll need for the big game:
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 25
Hey, I plan on leveling up in the game,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 26
and Grand Theft Auto, we pay the prostitutes promptly,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 27
Hey, guys, I got a surprise.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 28
This is supposed to be our weekend!
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 29
and she's parking the car right now.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 30
I was wrong; it's still funny.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 31
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 32
The pretend boyfriend I invented to get my family off my back.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 33
I just wanted to show Sheldon off to my family.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 34
He's handsome, he's lanky,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 35
sometimes when you're in a relationship with someone
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 36
Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 37
Pew!
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 38
Ooh, look at this pretty purple robe I just got.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 39
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 40
Okay, we are gonna take turns bouncing a quarter
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 41
So, now I will drink this entire cup of beer, and you
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 42
throwing coins into wishing wells hoping for friends.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 43
- Wars. - What?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 44
Usually the first move out of the gate
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 45
and not speaking to each other is six-and-a half hours.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 46
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 47
I have ever experienced.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 48
I'm gonna publicly shame you,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 49
Armen... damn it.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 50
No, Sheldon hurt you.

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 2
Do you supply the the tennis balls? No.
#2 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 3
without the rest of the costume.
#3 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 4
if I wasn't in shock that Sheldon has girl problems.
#4 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 5
Well, I took out the bad words and the yeehaw,
#5 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 6
Women like a firm hand on the tiller.
#6 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 7
not some hotsy-totsy from Glendale.
#7 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 8
I'm smart as a whip. I should be able to figure this out.
#8 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 9
then you'd think that I was taking things too seriously.
#9 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 10
maybe that you'd be a little upset,
#10 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 11
Do you mind if I spend the weekend
#11 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 12
Oh, my, is it getting hot in here?
#12 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 13
Choo got a problem with that, papi?
#13 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 14
I just stopped by to bring you this gift.
#14 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 15
so let me up the ante.
#15 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 16
Oh, this is fun one!
#16 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 17
Oh, come on. It's just a simple favor.
#17 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 18
All right, then, I have no choice
#18 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 19
Not only do you get to meet my relatives,
#19 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 20
have this experience and enjoy it.
#20 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 21
and you're going to be sitting there playing a game?
#21 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 22
than honoring your commitment to me,
#22 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 23
I wouldn't mind a piece of birthday cake,
#23 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 24
I've got everything we'll need for the big game:
#24 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 25
Hey, I plan on leveling up in the game,
#25 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 26
and Grand Theft Auto, we pay the prostitutes promptly,
#26 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 27
Hey, guys, I got a surprise.
#27 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 28
This is supposed to be our weekend!
#28 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 29
and she's parking the car right now.
#29 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 30
I was wrong; it's still funny.
#30 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 31 #31 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 32
The pretend boyfriend I invented to get my family off my back.
#32 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 33
I just wanted to show Sheldon off to my family.
#33 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 34
He's handsome, he's lanky,
#34 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 35
sometimes when you're in a relationship with someone
#35 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 36
Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
#36 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 37
Pew!
#37 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 38
Ooh, look at this pretty purple robe I just got.
#38 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 39 #39 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 40
Okay, we are gonna take turns bouncing a quarter
#40 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 41
So, now I will drink this entire cup of beer, and you
#41 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 42
throwing coins into wishing wells hoping for friends.
#42 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 43
- Wars. - What?
#43 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 44
Usually the first move out of the gate
#44 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 45
and not speaking to each other is six-and-a half hours.
#45 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 46 #46 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 47
I have ever experienced.
#47 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 48
I'm gonna publicly shame you,
#48 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 49
Armen... damn it.
#49 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 50
No, Sheldon hurt you.
#50