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Matt copes with his family trauma by throwing himself into the office holiday party, Christian questions his worldview, and Jake considers leaving the company.

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Christian DeVille.

#2

- I like that. - So Hampton DeVille

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I might black out.

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I know that, because they constantly mistreat me,

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and paint that elephant American.

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I want him to hear us.

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holidays hold the potential to ruin lives,

#8

Coming up after the break,

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I just want you know, I think you're a sick piece of shit.

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Did you get your Remember Day bonus yet?

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Oh, my God, perfect. You're both here.

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and I'm ready to be a Junior Executive.

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Unfortunately, the answer is no.

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No. I'm here to rock.

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And Baron showed us a video of your rap rock band,

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- and you got the Remember... - Grace, I got it, okay?

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- Happy Remember Day. - Thank you.

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I mean, I went into a $1,000 credit card debt,

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I'm spinning out of control...

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So I asked for that promotion, and guess what?

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This Remember Day, show her you really care

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not to order a goose before Remember Day.

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That old lady got the last goose.

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Okay, hey... hey, excuse me. Listen to me.

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I was actually, like,

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Oh, I actually can't remember where I was that day.

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I've worked here for five years, can't get a promotion.

#31

Whoops.

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when we can expect our Remember Day bonuses.

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I did unforgivable things to bring you people this goose,

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I think what I learned is that I have some repressed trauma,

#38

Jake didn't get the promotion,

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Let me ask you a question.

#42

so he created Christmas.

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surrounded by elves and reindeer he underpays and doesn't trust,

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You're better off being a dirty fucking elf.

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Oh, well, there's one person in this office

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Wait, before you do, I have something to say.

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