Corporate

At the Hampton DeVille corporate retreat, business gurus teach Matt how to be a more confident person, and Jake finds love at a networking mixer.

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That's what we are, and that's what you can be.

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Okay?

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I don't sweat the small stuff.

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This is some talkative dog shit.

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that you are a very weak person.

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Yeah! Come on, guys.

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but I've been saying sorry to a lot of people tonight.

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and good luck with your worm farm!

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Huh. Well, that's interesting.

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Excuse me, bartender? Excuse me.

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Hey. Sorry for singling you out back there before.

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Uh, no, probably not.

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in the workplace.

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- Look, I am just gonna say this: I am a cutter,

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with each other, except for you.

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Spooky. What movie?

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We gotta go way, way deeper.

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Well, look who's here.

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"Suffers from narcissistic personality disorder."

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of "I Put a Spell on You," and then I, uh...

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I bet we're missing some great seminars right now.

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And he cheats on his wife with Julie Powell,

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Mm-hmm, and her husband Jeffrey.

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to purchase this food with my hard-earned money,

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I guess mistakes happen, huh?

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I certainly hope you can help me.

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and essentially an executive, and I deserve respect.

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- Thanks. - So... This is me.

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the confidence to stand up for myself.

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Oh! Oh...

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So you're in love with me now?

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- Well, we fucked. - Yes! Yes, we did.

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by a couple of cult leaders.

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I have this weird, warm feeling

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to sort out all these crazy cards.

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Don't worry about it.

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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I-I never yell like that.

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- Oh, hey! - Matt, how are you?

#49

What?

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