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Season 2  "The One Who's There"  2x1

Aired 5 years ago - Jan 15, 2019

Matt tries not to develop a crush on a new colleague, and Christian buys a news network.

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Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 1
I'm all alone, Terry, and I have nothing to lose
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I got married.
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"That's my guy forever."
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
My wife baked a batch of her famous
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
But don't worry, everyone,
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
It was a $10 billion deal.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
Married man, here.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
Laura left me to be with her kids.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
Guess I'll just go make up an excuse to...
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
What do you think you two are gonna name your kids?
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
forced to eat eggs from a chicken
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
The guys brought me these Cubans imported from Canada,
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
Our wives all packed us lunch.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
He sits right outside my office,
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18
The best you can do is arbitrarily choose
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
Oh, well, I'm calling the police.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
You all have made BNN the third-rated
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
Well, the news is not a tube of toothpaste!
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
You were on "Dancing with the Stars,"
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
Now take out the trash.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
Just get out there and sell more fucking toothpaste.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
You know, I don't believe we've ever met in person,
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
I figured it'd be weird if we were working together
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
I just broke out like crazy, 'cause I'm allergic...
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
However, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
- Jessica. You don't love Jessica! - ♪ I love you ♪
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
I guess I never really did love Laura.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
These are my wife's seven brothers.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
Kate, my wife knows all about our sexual history.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
I'm eating.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
John, how do I put this harshly?
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
It's probably an emergency.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
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every single day and then wake up one morning
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Matt, I'm sorry I made fun of your crush.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41
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But I have a little surprise for everyone.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
and he met a woman, and they fell in love.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
She never tells me."
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
And as marriages go, they had their ups and their downs.
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
"...having sex with my secretary...
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
and had three children of their own,
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
"Honey, can you tell me, what have you learned
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49
having sex with your sisters and brothers."
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I got married.
#3
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
"That's my guy forever."
#4
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
My wife baked a batch of her famous
#5
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
But don't worry, everyone,
#6
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
It was a $10 billion deal.
#7
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Married man, here.
#9
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
Laura left me to be with her kids.
#10
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
Guess I'll just go make up an excuse to...
#11
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What do you think you two are gonna name your kids?
#13
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
forced to eat eggs from a chicken
#14
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
The guys brought me these Cubans imported from Canada,
#15
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
Our wives all packed us lunch.
#16
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
He sits right outside my office,
#17
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18
The best you can do is arbitrarily choose
#18
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
Oh, well, I'm calling the police.
#19
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
You all have made BNN the third-rated
#20
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
Well, the news is not a tube of toothpaste!
#21
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You were on "Dancing with the Stars,"
#22
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Now take out the trash.
#24
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
Just get out there and sell more fucking toothpaste.
#25
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
You know, I don't believe we've ever met in person,
#26
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
I figured it'd be weird if we were working together
#27
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
I just broke out like crazy, 'cause I'm allergic...
#28
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
However, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
#29
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
- Jessica. You don't love Jessica! - ♪ I love you ♪
#30
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
I guess I never really did love Laura.
#31
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
These are my wife's seven brothers.
#32
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
Kate, my wife knows all about our sexual history.
#33
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
I'm eating.
#34
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
John, how do I put this harshly?
#35
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
It's probably an emergency.
#36
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every single day and then wake up one morning
#38
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Matt, I'm sorry I made fun of your crush.
#40
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But I have a little surprise for everyone.
#42
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
and he met a woman, and they fell in love.
#43
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
She never tells me."
#44
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
And as marriages go, they had their ups and their downs.
#45
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
"...having sex with my secretary...
#46
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
and had three children of their own,
#47
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
"Honey, can you tell me, what have you learned
#48
Recap of Corporate Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49
having sex with your sisters and brothers."
#49
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