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Comedy
Original name: No Activity

DESCRIPTION

Set against the backdrop of a major drug cartel bust, the series follows two low-level cops who have spent far too much time in a car together, two criminals who are largely kept in the dark, two dispatch workers who haven't really clicked and two Mexican tunnelers who are in way too small a space considering they've only just met.

Season 1

Aired a year ago - Dec 30, 2017

It's the night of the raid and Detectives Cullen and Tolbeck are intent on being the hero cops who break the drug ring.

Aired a year ago - Dec 24, 2017

Detective Tolbeck is forced to confront the problems in his marriage as the pending raid draws near.

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Maybe it was the song, but that’s enough. For now?
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I said, "Marco, he’s killing me."
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It is hard to kill someone that size.
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So, we start talking about how annoying
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and B] It’s just a coincidence.
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- No, you’re missing the point. - Give me that.
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It just didn’t feel right to me.
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- The tunnel was too broad. - Like, literally broad?
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He was a little annoying.
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who said he’d take a bullet for you.
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- No. - Yeah. Don’t worry about it.
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about this bullshit open marriage situation.
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- with no underpants on. - Shirt-dicking.
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And I gave him a little kick.
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- when our shift is over? - No.
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And when we find him, I’m gonna kick him in the head.
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"But, perhaps even more ostensibly,
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Do you use it too much?
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Okay.
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- Be honest. - There’s some good stuff in there,
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- Okay, ’cause you jumped up... - I mean, it’s a little bit bigger
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it’s, like, bigger.
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We’ll just get drunk at the bar." Which we did.
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and they were all definitely human ears?
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You could get another one
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Like, read into that, man. That was your first pass?
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You know what I mean? For all parties involved.
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- No way. - Yeah, a medal.
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- in San Diego as big as this dog. - Okay.
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I’ve been meaning to talk to you about this actually, um...
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um, you know, more...
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But we just s-sit here.
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Um, I know. I-I...
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Hey, I’ll come back and visit all the time.
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waving or talking between 911 and dispatch.
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What? What? You can st... You can stand?
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Not long till we pull the trigger.
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Uh, I’m sorry, hate to interrupt.
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- It’s on like Donkey Kong. - Yeah.
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- You know what I’m saying? - What does that mean?
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- Okay, dude. Eastern. - Okay.
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What does that mean?
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Yeah, they’re fucking SDPD.
Aired a year ago - Dec 17, 2017

Detective Cullen decides that it might be best to finally part ways with Tolbeck. A surprise visitor disturbs car 27.

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Does not stop... ever.
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- Just something about me, mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
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The point is, Marco,
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- This is what we do now? - You know what? Why not?
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- Come on. - No.
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Good. Because you would look ridiculous.
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That's why he's here.
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Oh, yeah, sure, that's what's happened here.
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- Rhodesian ridgeback and Doberman. - Oh.
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Well, they're going in opposite directions.
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I mean, medically he's got, like, the holster
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We have a crow in the car. Over.
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We've got real work to do.
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_
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Bank of Adrian. Open for business.
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We had plenty of time 'cause, you know, we took our time.
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It's a bit of an art form. Yeah, very popular
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and I'll handle all the pesky police work?
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I see a condom wrapper.
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- All right? So... - Frozen mice?
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and then they tell me, "You got to sprinkle
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You know? Because at this point,
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...where I actually caught a glimpse of myself, you know,
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One mouse ended up eating all the mice,
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- Okay, maybe we should leave? - Oh, yeah. Great idea.
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Okay, so they can't transmit it. They know how to live with it.
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Is it okay?
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'Cause everything my dick touches turns to gold.
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in the story, everything he touches literally turns to gold.
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In the story, it's his touch,
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He was very nimble. You just nailed him.
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he was in the air when you murdered him.
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Yes. Unless we burn the body.
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- Okay, I won't. I won't. - Okay?
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What? What? Why? Why would you want that?
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Yeah, we might be having a problem right now.
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Hey, this is Fatima. Sorry I missed you.
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Uh, yeah, just working
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- when or how to shut the fuck up. - Okay.
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But it feels like it sometimes.
Aired a year ago - Dec 10, 2017

While Detective Tolbeck is seeing a therapist to discuss the shooting at the docks, Cullen is partnered with Senior Detective Bonnie Lyman.

Aired a year ago - Dec 03, 2017

Detective Cullen and Fatima recall their first date with vastly different versions of events.

Aired a year ago - Nov 26, 2017

With the docks now compromised, Detectives Cullen and Tolbeck are re-assigned to warehouse surveillance in the Otay Mesa area.

Aired a year ago - Nov 19, 2017

Following the shooting, Detective Tolbeck waits nervously for Internal Affairs Investigator Leon Fordham to arrive.

Aired a year ago - Nov 12, 2017

On Night 35 of a drug stakeout at the San Diego docks, Detectives Cullen and Tolbeck find themselves waiting on a Mexican cartel drug shipment.

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to back it up, but I've been here long enough
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or maybe I'll be a rap producer.
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And I was thinking maybe that's something you should adopt.
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This is for, like, tough guys, you know?
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were gonna think this was so fucking cool.
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- Ah. - What's it say?
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about her fucking cat right now?
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Oh, man. I need a haircut.
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your hair is long now?
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- This watch? - Yes.
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I'm dressed like an adult who's doing a job.
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Your crazy guy thing is what we should be doing?
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Hmm? Give me the combination to the code.
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- psycho peepers? - You know what? Hey.
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What's the combination to the safe?
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I used to do what you do, but for me, now,
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All right, fine. Fine!
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Especially boys with a... laptop, if you know what I mean.
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It's probably all over me right now. It's probably on you
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You know, I'd like it
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to lovemaking is, like, when...
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- You read the briefing? - I skimmed it.
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Uh, as per our previous discussion regarding unusual
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All right, as colleagues, then,
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I passed the TSA online course six months ago.
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I start getting antsy, so...
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- Yeah, I remember. - The gutter came loose,
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until he comes to me and finishes up." Finally,
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all the clothes I wore last...
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- Yeah. - You just passed right by that.
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I grew up in the desert. I probably killed a million snakes.
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Well, maybe we should get Ken over here to tell his story,
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Nobody got out. Cactus Ken died
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Yeah, I guess the strain, his heart gave away.
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You know how I like to go to the bathroom, uh,
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it was weird, because it was taken.
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a profound, charged moment between two human beings.
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forms the basis of a good eulogy?
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Man, it's quiet tonight, don't you think?
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Didn't know you lost them. That's great news
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Or is it "Hispanic standoff"? Or "Latino"?
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A man's sexual history
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You're taking it out next time, Angus.
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Um, yeah, I guess so.