Marlon

Marlon and Ashley contemplate whether to have no strings attached 'ex-sex.' Yvette babysits Marley and Zack.

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I read an article on BuzzFeed

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we would have stayed married.

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but I didn't know she was a killer.

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You know, ex sex?

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I'm the opposite.

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And I be like, "Why'd I hit this crazy girl?"

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You know, the locksmith was at my house at least once a week?

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No, I only had one drink the whole damn game,

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Marlon, I was already married to you, okay?

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Oh, I'd make your little toes do this.

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You really think you could do this?

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Let's do it.

#13

Oh, okay.

#14

You better get your stretch on.

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Hey.

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You're damn right it is.

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I mean, as impossible as he is,

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you sent his nephew to Space Camp.

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But it's a ball. I got to know if it bounces.

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for a guy who got a "sorry, we're stumped" email

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Once you make love, she'll fall right back in,

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getting hated on by Republicans

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a less-attractive friend who needs to be occupied by me.

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"Uh-uh, I ain't moving nowhere,"

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Sex it and exit.

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That's not all I shaved.

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so this way she thinks I'm washing my privates.

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Either way it goes, I messed up the perfect divorce.

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She knows how much I dig that jive, baby.

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and I'ma come in there and lay the skinny down on that thing.

#34

You can have some water juice.

#35

They jack your uterus, and they stretch your...

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they'll have grandkids and people to look after them.

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You will.

#38

I have such a headache.

#39

you winning the pancake-eating contest?

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Uh, no, I think I'll sit right here.

#41

I didn't get to wash in there. I just took a ho bath.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

#43

and in a committed relationship, you know, so it's...

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and a little bit more of taking off this towel?

#45

Hey, Marlon, how was your day?

#46

I mean, look at you.

#47

You want to have animal sex,

#48

What-what-what...

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I'm just trying to get her done.

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