Marlon

Marlon is stunned to learn that Ashley is treating herself to breast augmentation surgery for her birthday, her first since their divorce. In other events, Stevie tries to guess Yvette's age.

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A gray hair.

#2

One of them stair lift chairs that do this...

#3

Oh!

#4

It's something I've been considering for a while.

#5

and I thought you liked surprises.

#6

with them popping out your T-shirt, talking about,

#7

That's the road map of our memories.

#8

You complain about your stretch marks.

#9

Let's see what the kids think of it.

#10

Well, it is her body,

#11

Okay, Marlon, I'm turning 40.

#12

I'm sorry, I don't speak club rat.

#13

Guys, this has nothing to do with dating, okay?

#14 #15

Zack, go play basketball.

#16

- Let me? - Let you?

#17 #18

I'ma surprise his ass by not showing up.

#19

[engine revs, idles off]

#20

But I was zipping through traffic, cutting between cars.

#21

A motorcycle? Honestly?

#22

Boo! This is my body.

#23 #24

Are you out of your damn mind?

#25

That's fine with me.

#26

♪ ♪

#27

trying to find my high school yearbook,

#28

Ashley's not returning my texts or my phone calls.

#29 #30

you got to tell me this type of stuff!

#31

The battle of the wits, not the foot stuff.

#32

Great, thank you.

#33

We all wish we were different.

#34

She doesn't even feel like a woman anymore.

#35

we gon' leave 'em in our lap."

#36

He need a... a chin tuck,

#37

You don't even need to buy your kids a Christmas gift.

#38

I need to make a point, Ashley!

#39

Yes, it looks beautiful, but if you look really close...

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I know one butt cheek is bigger than the other one.

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Not in a podiatrist's office.

#42

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#43

And this is why you're a jackass.

#44

Surprise!

#45

Do you wanna be there as, uh, my ex-husband?

#46

'Cause you know Yvette don't listen to anybody.

#47

how's everybody feeling?

#48

some sleuths have keen powers of observation,

#49

you wouldn't want anyone to know.

#50